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Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
*Looks at that animation like a Bulldog would look at a water sprinkler*

What the FUCK was that?



No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one.

Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division.





FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Arghhh...I'm in the computer lab at school and I keep on watching...people are staring at me.... :(


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:( can't stop watching...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

send help please send help......weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
How can something so painful provide such simple pleasure?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



Adopted by FollowThisLogic 8/14/01. He's quick with a whip, so report all wrongdoings to him.

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
And the best part will be all of you at work tomorrow humming "gonads and strife" to yourself...you know it's going to happen



If I ever had twins
I'd use one for parts
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Why am I still watching/laughing at this?? Holy shit..Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Thx to FN Moron and BrokenJaw for the sig.
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
gonads and strife,
gonads and strife,
gonads and strife,
gonads and strife....

god dammit! fuck you doc!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


6 days and counting until GrkQT can host the "CLS is finally gone" party
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

god dammit! fuck you doc!



I second that notion....

Gonads and strife....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

god dammit! fuck you doc

Yeah I pissed off all the guys in my dorm with that shit...I was fucking singing it all day!

Gonads in the lightning
Gonads in the lightning
GOnads in the rain
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck was a gonad flying through a storm???





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I still wanna know: WHY ARE CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES STRIFE?!?!?
Wookies: protecting all that is fuzzy.

oh, yeah.... WEEEEEE!!!!


Help those that need it. Join IBC.

WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week:
Yuengling Black & Tan, now available in New York
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
strife: noun: bitter conflict; heated often violent dissension noun: lack of agreement or harmony


You are getting angry over the fact that there are bunnies in there. Thus then caue ing bitter conflict. Thus then being strife.


It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone
better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm
supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...

Black Lazerus
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

strife: noun: bitter conflict; heated often violent dissension noun: lack of agreement or harmony


You are getting angry over the fact that there are bunnies in there. Thus then caue ing bitter conflict. Thus then being strife.



So.... byfacto Spaz created this site?

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


The Revolution Has Begun!!!

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I just thought it was just because I hate bunnies


If I ever had twins
I'd use one for parts
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
LMAO.... had to watch it again.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
UH...I forgot what I wanted to say...
AIM-Slugggo667
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i was shown this the other day, and i had it stuck in my head for a few days, then i get home, come here, and see it AGAIN.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I'm so glad I spent 15 hundred dollars on this computer! Without it could'nt see entertainment like that. I would be forced to go outside!
-Vinny

<"http://www.vatican.rotten.com/triggerlocks/URL">
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01



AIM:isdononthephone

This message was edited by Is Don on the phone? on 8-23-01 @ 9:35 PM
onehung lo434
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
weee.
Sephiroth
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:




This would have been alot funnier had it not been for the fact that you were also bashing Pokey before.



"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
- The Misfits


Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........


lyneday
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
what the HELLL did i just watch??
i'm tearing

what the hell was that song? the sick thing is, in
the beat to it reminds me of some other song..
brain hurts can't think.. springsteen maybe?
idunno i'm gunna go laugh again now

=*o)


I just can't believe all the things people say.
Why must I deal with this shit every fucking day.

ever stop to think .....
and forget to start again??
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

This would have been alot funnier had it not been for the fact that you were also bashing Pokey before.


I wouldn't call it bashing, as much as not seeing it as the greatest thing since WEEEEEE.

Actually, they both gave me the same type of laugh-not a tears in your eyes, "stop it I cant fucking breathe" kind of laugh, more a polite chuckle.

Geez, what is it with you asian kids and your cartooons? ;-)


AIM:isdononthephone
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK everyone. Cause I'm bored as hell. I know you're lives weren't complete just watching that video. Here's the lyrics....

Gonads and Strife
aaaaaannnnd.... Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh my God! There was this guy and he came over and he was like,
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Oh my God! I went over to my mom and she'd be like,
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
That's so funny. Cause I went home and I said, "Hey Dad,
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Oh my God! And then there was this guy and he goes, Hey, I gotta knife" And I go,
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Yo, I went up to a thug gangster and he was like, "Yo, motherfucker
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Yo, I saw Ar-Two-Dee-Two on the street and he was like,
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Bleep!"
Yo, I saw this kid in a wheelchair going over a hill really fast and he was like
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Yo, I was watching a movie theater and this guy, he was like, "Oh, I got popcorn"
And I was like, " Oh my God!
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

When you're a kid and ya wanna go, "Weee!" But you ain't got drugs yet...
You hold on for your life
Hold on to your little gonads...and strife.
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Strife
Gonads in the lightning
Gonads in the lightning
In the rain!
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Yo, I saw a squirrell run across the street and he didn't get hit by a car, so he was like,
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"


It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone
better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm
supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Maynard...I was just thinking...
God...I wish I had the lyrics to the song that's been stuck in my head all day!
It's because of things like this that I am so glad I'm a stoner!



Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
UH...I forgot what I wanted to say...
AIM-Slugggo667
Sephiroth
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
August 23, 2001......

The day MGK's social life died........

He will not be missed.



"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
- The Misfits


Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........


Lord Duvious
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Just in case anyone missed it the first time around...

;)TOP;)





Email Me

It takes a lot of work to get this cynical.

You can get a pretty good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?


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