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Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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My girlfriend's ex is constantly harrassing her. Calling her on the phone, driving by her house etc. Now the straw that broke the camel's back was last night. She was with friends and this asshole starts yelling at her, then proceeded to punch her in the face. And I had to hear about it at 5am before work. I am sick and fucking tired of dealing with this douchebags shit. Plus, I'm all ready to go out to his house and stomp the life out of him, but before I do that I wanted to get your opinions on what I should do. Most of you I consider friends and value your opinions, so whatever info you can give me would be most appreciated. SHould I go the legal route or stomp his guts into a little puddle of goo on the pavement?



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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WOW, that is fucked up!

While the stomping the shit out of him route will undoubtedly make you feel better, it may also cause you more trouble in the end if you hurt him too much and you end up getting in trouble.
I recommend that you go the legal route and really get this guy. Make sure there is a restraining order, and charges are filed for the assault on your g/f. He should have to pay, and if you can get him in legal trouble, that may hit him in the pocket book as well as in the ass...

either way, good luck!





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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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If you're gonna beat his ass, just get him to take the first swing. Then unleash hell.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Have you girlfriend call the Police. MAke out a report, take pictures of her face. If nothing happens with that, well you can always hire a hit man....





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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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ooops

This message was edited by Kingpin on 8-23-01 @ 3:31 PM
Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Thats gonna be a tough one GW. See this guy is a pussy, he's about my size and wont fight anyone his size or bigger. He only fights the fights he can win, so that means he picks on guys smaller than him or women. If I do whip his ass, I'm gonna do the old fashioned home invasion. Just walk up in his house, drag him out and annihilate him on his front lawn.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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put on a ski mask, wait outside his house and break his legs with a bat. when he s down , tell him to stay away from your chick.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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You have to have your girl press charges against him. If you just go over and drag him out, you'll be the one in jail. GW is right. If you have to beat him, you must make it self-defense.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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The older you are the less I would recommend violence. The police seem to take matters more seriously with us grown ups.

I wouldn't recommend fighting unless you are totally assured a victory. But since he is a pussy........
If it gets violent make sure the beating is one he would not want to take again.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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What if the legal route doesn't help...it's just a big freakin hassle for you and your girlfriend, anyway...

You need to come up with some way to make his life hell for quite some time...Why do I think Grumpy will have the best revenge ideas?



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Jon, though what you said is what most of us would want to do, the fact is you'll get locked up if you do it like that.

If your girl is bruised up, I would do what Woddy should have done and go straight to the police. That way if anything happens in the future you have evidence for your side.

But a beating is in order. Find out where he hangs out. Confront him in front of people he knows. Let everyone know what he did, then he might wanna swing at yah. Good luck.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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Thanks for the advice guys I really appreciate it. I know that if I do anything I'll get locked up, but it would be nice to just absolutely maul this guy. But for now we stick to the legal path. And if that don't work then everyone's favorite person JBN (hehe) is gonna have to switch to vigilante mode and deal out my own justice. Thanks again.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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START with the legal route... but be ready to go the physical route IF you're present and he attacks your female... but with the legal route started there's a record that will help back up your position if you do have to defend your woman that this guy has been constantly harassing her.


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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
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Now why would you think of such a thing Spitfire? Whatever do you mean?

Grumpy's physiology lesson for the day: Topic: Bones and ligaments that never heal.

The kneecap- In the event of a bad accident that causes sufficient damage to a given kneecap to fracture or shatter, the human body is incapable of repairing said kneecap. Treatments for such ailments can only be rectofied by modern medicine through replacement surgery. A plastic disc is surgerically implanted to replace the shattered or damaged kneecap.

Side effects of such procedures include:
Rehabilitation to learn how to walk again for 6 months while battling bouts of extreme continuous pain. Long term side effects will include arthritic pain and inability to walk during cold and rainy days.

Achilles Tendon - once this delicate ligament is cut completely, it is incapable of being replaced or repaired. medical treatment for this ailment include the possibility of permanently connecting the foot bone to the leg bone with a supportive brace and thus making the person walk like he's a poster child for Jerry Lewis Telethon.

This being said : JBN, bro. Legally, your girl has a couple of options. The first and highest priority is for her to file charges against the tool.

If you're in New Jersey, they have this wonderful little first strike ruling that can be applied (but has been known to be altered depending on the cop). The first person to throw a blow is arrested for assault. the person being assaulted can claim self-defense. Be warned, if the cop wants to bust balls, both of your asses can be tossed in the klink.

If this guy is that much of a pussy, confront him without getting angry. Talk to him calmly and warn him that if he ever touches her or goes near her again, he'll "pay dearly". don't state the threat specifics as they may be used against you in a court of law.




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This message was edited by Grumpy on 8-23-01 @ 4:05 PM
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Definitely go the legal route and don't even think about violence, unless you have someone else commit the violent act instead of yourself. If you go that route, make sure it's someone he doesn't know and someone that he would not see you with. Maybe you can also think of something to fuck with his head, like your girlfriend telling him he needs to get tested for an STD she recently found out she has?? That might bring him some misery!!

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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I'd like to revert to True Lies and the douce who pretended to be a spy.

Get a couple of your buddies and a rented van. Drag him into the van and drive to a remote location. (Make sure your all wearing ski masks.) Scare the living shit out of him by waving big knives in front of him and talking shit. Then, when he pisses himself, tell him to never fuck with your girl again, get back in the van and drive off. make him walk all the way home in piss soaked pants.

Since you didn't actually hurt him and no proof, then no charges filed. And he'll probably be too embarrassed to say shit.

Or, you could hire a lawyer and get a restraining order. Hide in a car near by and video tape him doing all this shit and show it to a judge.


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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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If you have spoken about this with anyone (get a mod to delete this thread before you fight the guy ;) ), do not touch him at all. Even if he hits you first, you can be charged with assault. You would be suprised how much you can do to him by taking the legal route. If there is anything I can do to help, aside from being an accomplice, let me know. Good luck.


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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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Well, jBN, for .hmmmmm, let's say 25 bucks and a few beers, I know of someone who will kick his ass half way around to his face.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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My advice is to go to the police(and aggravated assault charge is worth about 1-5 years I know. 2 years in court to prove it was self defense)
The Best Bet if you don't want to take the legal route is to have a Good friend that can fight or a Group of Friends to beat his ass and walk away (it's been done) =)

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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As much as you want to beat this man down, you can't. It is now too long after the fact to garner any sympathy from a cop, judge, or jury. Had to taken physical action immediately upon hearing the news, you may have been able to get a bit of special dispensation. You really need to have charges brought forth. More than likely, there will be little recourse, except maybe for a restraining order, however you need to establish a history. A public record of the "altercation" will lend credence to any potentially violent responses to future discrepencies. If nothing else, it will give you validity in court should this happen again. Good luck.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Call me crazy but, If this happened to me I would want shoot this man in the head. The ONLY reason I would not is because I would go to prison.

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