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MashedPotatohead
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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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quote:

And just to prove that I do indeed have a brother:



So who is who in the picture?

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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quote:

How long is normal


Shelle, would you like to use a tape measure?:)





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DiamondDust
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Double teaming is not gay, and definitely adds a bit of erotica to the mix... It is not gay unless Of course you aim to look at the guy's tool.

And you would think it would be mad awkward, and it is to a point, but it adds a little spice to a normal sex life.

The only real awkward part is for the guy who finishes first... Do you walk away or do you hang around. I myself walked away.



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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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There is nothing wrong with one on one at all. A threesome is in most guys heads as a Fantasy. It something different. Different can be a number of things. Like Being White, I found it interesting to make it with a Black chic. It was cool because it was different than what I was used to. Normal Sex has a different meaning to everyone.



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njstrawberry
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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quote:

You don't go out looking for it.


GW, speak for yourself please. LOL

Seriously, there is nothing wrong with ONE on ONE sex. I have it all the time with my husband. I enjoy it very much so. But adding another woman to the mix just makes it more interesting for him and fulfills a need for me. I can't explain it. I guess you have to be bi to understand. As for the two guys with one girl isn't gay - yes it is. The men involved with 2 guy/1 girl sex is just as homosexual for the men as it is for the women in 2 girl/1 guy sex. At, least that is my opinion. I am not saying anyone is wrong. I am just stating my opinion.



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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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quote:

You guys need to relax and stop calling me fucking childish insults. Realize that this is a friggin debate. How am I a hyprcrite?
um... because you're GAY!!!!

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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The men involved with 2 guy/1 girl sex is just as homosexual for the men as it is for the women in 2 girl/1 guy sex

I would agree if the two guys in the guy-guy-girl threeway were going at it with each other. But if its just the two guys focusing on the girl ONLY, and not each other, I don't see that as gay. Once the guys start putting the moves on each other, you then have yourself a "surf-and-turf".
Most girl-girl-guy threeways involve the girls going at it with each other as well as the guy so to me, thats bi. I'm not saying you're wrong, clarifying my opinion on it.


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
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quote:

My Brother: Homo or no?


Well if he is related to you, then I must say YES!! ;)

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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JEFF: But wait...was the other guy Gay Marco...b/c that would be geyyyyy.

Also, is your brother or his "friend" prone to get up on stage and sing "Bruce" tunes?? That could also be geyyyyyy. =)




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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
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HEY JEFF & EVERYONE!!!
Isn't anyone else concerned that Jeff's Bro and his friend are like 7-8 years old!!!! And the girl is like 5!!!! This is just plain WRONG!!!
;) ;) ;) ;)

And BTW, the girl is cute. I'm sure that she will grow up to be HOT!!! Can we get a timeclock until she is legal????

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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quote:

Also, is your brother or his "friend" prone to get up on stage and sing "Bruce" tunes??



I have no problem calling your ass out on strikes, you're lucky you fouled that one off.

As for the matter at hand. It's my belief that if you have to question it, it's gay. If you have to wonder wether or not it was a homo-erotic act, then it was.

Jeff, can we call you Danny Dallas from now on?


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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Lost the post.... LOOONG transcription of lyrics to King Missile - Gay/Not Gay (notice the sig quote)... the summary is, no it's not gay because its sex with a woman.

Here's the best part:

"Now here's an interesting one.
Watching pornography by yourself is neutral, like eating a sandwich, its neither gay nor straight.
Watching porno with 1 or more guys in the room, no matter how many women are in the room, is gay.
Watching porn,... even gay porn,... with one or more women in the room only, is straight."

Don't worry Jeff.





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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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quote:

If you really want to know, you might want to ask someone who knows alot about gayness?
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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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quote:

FMJeff wrote:

Can't people have normal one on one sex anymore? Does it HAVE to be gangbangs and orgies?



'Tis the season

quote:

Froy wrote explicitly (as well as others had the same content)

As for the matter at hand. It's my belief that if you have to question it, it's gay. If you have to wonder wether or not it was a homo-erotic act, then it was.


At no point were Jeff's brother or his friend questioning whether or not it was gay.

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This message was edited by SLASH on 8-30-01 @ 7:34 PM

mrbungle
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Maynard, just a couple questions:

Why is not wanting to team a girl being homophobic?

Why is not wanting to be gay homophobic?

And why is not wanting other manjunk around while you're getting a blowjob homophobic?

Maynard, comment?


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:32 PM      
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Isn't anyone else concerned that Jeff's Bro and his friend are like 7-8 years old!!!! And the girl is like 5!!!! This is just plain WRONG!!!
Wow, and I thought that was maybe just an old picture. Now that you mention it, yeah, that's disgusting! (but also kinda hot). Hmmm.

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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Does he have the gay face???

Jeff's Brother is Gay




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This message was edited by 2 tired 2 give N F on 8-30-01 @ 7:39 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
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Yeah I have comments Bungle. I didn't say those things made you homophobic. I said you people were homophobic. You're talking about a group that fears Gay Marco because he's gay. Are you that worried about your own sexuality people?


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Shelle, would you like to use a tape measure?


I gotta ruler, whip it out GW.

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
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Your bro aint gay he just loves the cock. Was the joke on the other guy because your bro was drunk?



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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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Hey Jeff,
Here's a simple test. Walkup to your bro. with a hard on in your pants. Then whip it out and say "What are we gonna do about this?". If he goes for it, He's GAAAYYYY!! ;)

Don't worry about it Jeff. These days it is very hard to succintly classify people on the basis of their sexual interests.

And BTW, if he is gay, you'll always be sharply dressed and you could get Gay Marco as a Sister-In-Law!! LOL

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WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 7:22 AM      
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First things, where are all these orgies that are apparently going on without me?!?!

Second:
quote:

Anytime it's questionable, it's gay.

I disagree.
I think, anytime it's questionable it's NOT gay.

I basically agree with Maynard. All this calling people gay for these silly things is too knee-jerk. Jokes are one thing, but Jeff started this as a serious thread (I think). I don't even see it as questionable, really. Straight. Totally straight. Stallone straight.

BTW- Jeff, didja get your brother's permission to post his picture and call him gay on a message board? :-)


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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quote:

As for the two guys with one girl isn't gay - yes it is.


Bzzz....wrong. You're saying all porno is gaey right? 2 guys on a girl...gaey? Thus then all guys who watch porno are faegs? I really don't think so.



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