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4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job s to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for
virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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5. There are men in Guam whose full time job s to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for
virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

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It's illegal for 15 year olds to take nude pictures and to have sex with anyone 18 or older.

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Hey, it's a good thing I'm under 18. That means we can have all the sex we want

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Does that mean I can show you my nude pics too? I'll send 'em right now and then you can come over and bang me

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And here I was thinking that you are a good Catholic school girl. You sure had me fooled.

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5. There are men in Guam whose full time job s to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for
virgins to marry.

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There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

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nice knowing you all, I'm moving to Guam!!!!!

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a
man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.

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But it's okay if he has sex with them one at a
time? And does this apply to only his wife and
their daughter or to any woman and daughter? So
then what about his wife and his daughter? Can he
have sex with them at the same time??

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When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!

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That gave me a headache...why don't you ask Mr. Brownstone he's the expert on incest..

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Stalker Patty is coming with you, and she wants to be "deflowered". Enjoy.

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When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!

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Yeah both of them...

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Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
UH...I forgot what I wanted to say...
AIM-Slugggo667

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1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

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When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!

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Ants and Teen Slut that's some funny shit!!!!!!

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