The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - an alcoholic orphan :(


Displaying 1-10 of 10 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: an alcoholic orphan :(
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
drunk and alone in a scary, unfamiliar message board...I stumble through threads in search of salvation...who will hear my belches of confusion?
I am looking for an owner willing to provide me with breast milk and/or beer...either will suffice. I am well-trained, low maintenace, (slight temper), but very scurred :-( Please reply if you are willing to provide me with the care that I need. Thank you.

"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Have you tried looking here for the care and guidance that you so desparately need?


"HLJC 4 LIFE - The mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open - HLJC 4 LIFE"


MDLax84 has decided to earn his degree in Goatweed University. If anyone sees him cheating on exams, let me know ASAP!

Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply for a seat - I have one left, and they usually fill fast.



Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Goatweed, could you kindly point that gun away from me and at that dumb whore in the hat. Your finger might twitch.







42
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Not to worry Sloats...the safety is (usually) on. :)


"HLJC 4 LIFE - The mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open - HLJC 4 LIFE"


MDLax84 has decided to earn his degree in Goatweed University. If anyone sees him cheating on exams, let me know ASAP!

Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply for a seat - I have one left, and they usually fill fast.



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Is it too late to apply for the position?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I am looking for an owner willing to provide me with breast milk


TRICKSEEEE



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Is it too late to apply for the position?




i think you got the job a long time ago



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 9:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

who will hear my belches of confusion?
Is this Barney Gumble?


"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
What if it wasn't Irish breastmilk?




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I swear to god guys...I never saw it coming. :-D

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail




Displaying 1-10 of 10 messages in this thread.