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TeenWeek
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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

That's the apparent motto of pilot who created an emergency when he pulled off a canadian airport runway to urinate.

He had touched down at Calgary International was so desperate to go that he drove his Cessna light aircraft onto the grass.

Emergency fire and ambulance crews, who thought the plane was in trouble, raced onto the runway - only to find the pilot relieving himself.

"Landing with a full bladder and unable to wait until he could taxi into the terminal, he pulled off onto the grass of the runway," Constable Jack Leyung told the Calgary Sun. "He climbed out of his plane to relieve himself."

Police released the flyer without charging him.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 8-31-01 @ 1:05 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey av8er, haven't you learned by now to go BEFORE you take off? Or at least keep a pee bottle handy.


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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I forgot my bottle, besides, you try drinkin a case of beer without going to the bathroom. It was an emergency!


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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was the pilot related to Al Dukes?




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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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Teenweek, where do you get those wonderfull toys?

Actually, where do you find this crap? Your status of 'Newsweek' fits you well.

Just imagine if he had to take a shite... now that would be a scene!







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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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You have to keep a pee bottle. Not only for relieving yourself, but it will also tell you if you're flying level when your instruments fail.

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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
lol...that's funnier than that ass who got hung from the statue of liberty...




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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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quote:

I forgot my bottle, besides, you try drinkin a case of beer without going to the bathroom. It was an emergency!

We can just imagine what those leather pants would've smelled like if you...
Oh...Sorry...wrong guy...


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