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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Hey Robin, Uncle Cracker Back Ripped me off | ||||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:19 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | Howard Stern's Hank the Dwarf Dies Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf is dead. The 4-foot-1 Howard Stern sidekick, known for being, well, drunk and angry, died Tuesday at the age of 39. The cause of death was not immediately disclosed. Born Henry Nasiff, the diminutive performer got his break in 1996, when he and a friend from Boston dinner theater (yes, Hank was in dinner theater) drove to New York City and decided to try to get on the Stern show. Hank's vigil at New York's K-Rock studios began at about 5:30 a.m., and the Stern crew quickly took notice. As Doug Z. Goodstein, Hank's manager and the producer of Stern's E! TV show, once recounted to E! Online, "There was just a compelling feature of a drunk, belligerent midget." (As Hank was fond of yelling, "I'm not a midget, I'm a dwarf, you a--hole.)" He soon become a recurring member of Stern's so-called "Wack Pack," joining the likes of Crackhead Bob and the Elephant Boy in Howard's pantheon of oddballs. Hank appeared more than two dozen times on the Stern show, most notably outfitted in a pink bunny suit and always sounding off in his inimitable way. He parlayed his fame into a Website, www.hankthedwarf.com (where fans could snap up official "Hank Says: Don't Drive & Drink" key chains), and a side career entertaining at parties (for a fee, he'd karaoke, lapdance, bartend or hurl insults at guests). Hank hit his pop-culture high point in 1998, when, thanks to a grassroots campaign by Stern faithful, he was named the Most Beautiful Person in the World per a 1998 People online poll. Also dead this week: Film critic Pauline Kael and Troy Donahue 
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Which dwarf was he? Horney or Leather?  Walk it off, deek... | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | this was posted in enemies of the show who gives a fuck anyhow  http://photos.yahoo.com/canweseeyourstuff | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: ikeaboy scooped again! ;)  Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | curses. However I can still prove that I proved that I posted the Russian Couple SHark Attack story before the "Kitner boy" thread
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | bosh! i call shenanigans on you! Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Nana posted "Another Killer Shark Strikes" at 9:36 am on 09-04-2001. Ikeaboy posted "1 Dies, 1 Hurt in Shark Attack" in thread 'This Just isn't Rigtht' at 11:10 pm on 09-03-2001.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Really? Gee, I had him in the death pool at work... Adopted by FollowThisLogic 8/14/01...he won't let me out of the basement, and the handcuffs are cutting off my circulation. | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | a stoner's mind is full of conspiracy theories, ikeaboy. you'll need more than date and time stamps to convince me... Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Don't talk to ME about conspiracy theories.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | you hear the voices too, huh? Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Voices? What voices? All I hear is buzzing...  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... UH...I forgot what I wanted to say... AIM-Slugggo667 | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | water pipes don't buzz... they kinda gurgle Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | At least they won't have to embalm the little ugly fucker, he'll be preserved for the next 100 years with all the alcohol he drank....eechhh. "All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be." | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Maybe Otto can use him as a puppet backup. Adopted by crx girl. I am under her special tutelage. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: you know quite a bit about stern regulars. i say we hang her as a spy! lol :) Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | So ladies. Would you consider it morbid or wrong to... ah nevermind.
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| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: now that is effin funny. lol Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 2:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | 
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| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 2:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:I say we kill her, then we tattoo her, then we hang her! OOPS...my bad...wrong thread... Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... UH...I forgot what I wanted to say... AIM-Slugggo667 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:19 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: i am guessing with howards midget dying maybe you meant Kid Rock not Uncle Cracker, Kid Rock had the midget.  I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon My wormwood meets your pesticide You'll never get out, coz you were never alive I am infinite, I am the infant finite Come a little closer and I'll show you why She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | yeah, for some reason I thought Uncle Cracker was the midget's name
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm already tattooed, one less thing on the list . "All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be." | ||||
Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s
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