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| Douchenozzle | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:23 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | Tonight a 7pm I am trying out to be the mascot of Binghamton University. For it, I have to prepare a one minute skit in which I can not talk AND I AM DRAWING BLANKS. I know this is the place to get help with dumb shit like this so please throw out some ideas for one minute mascot skits. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Whip it out, start jacking off. If you can make yourself cum in under one minute, you get the jackpot.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Holy Shit Ikea, I was thinking the same thing. ROFL i'm on the outside, i'm looking in i can see through you, see your true colors | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Take a huge dump on the floor and than roll around on it. | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Bring a friend dressed up in another Mascot suit, and beat the living crap out of him. That's always funny when you see mascots fighting.
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Bring a shot-gun, pistol or explosive device with you. Spend 30 seconds pretending you give a shit, then hold the selection committee hostage until they name you the Mascot. See, easy and it shows your dedication and initiative.  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Tell everyone to go outside for a special "treat." Once the group has collected outside, jump out of a 7 story window and land on the roof of a parked car. If you survive I guarantee you get the job. | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: [HOOHOO]Then he'd be ripping off G.G, Allin![/HOOHOO]  MDLax84 has decided to earn his degree in Goatweed University. If anyone sees him cheating on exams, let me know ASAP! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply for a seat - I have one left, and they usually fill fast. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Remember what Daffy Duck did to outdo Bugs? That is always a topper, but you can only do that once. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 9-6-01 @ 12:47 PM | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Light yourself on fire!! It looks great at night, and you can spell the school's letters with the smoke. | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Sweet fucking reference!!!  "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Never stop moving, move your arms wildly, raise your legs, whip your head back and forth. It's all about energy in the art of Sports Mascot. It also depends if they're looking for a goofy mascot or an inspiring mascot. If all else fails, just pretend they're all in their underwears.  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I agree. Take a dump and roll around in it. If anyone has a problem with them, let me know. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Or you could always give them all oral. i'm on the outside, i'm looking in i can see through you, see your true colors | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | What is the mascot of Binghamton University? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Start lashing the panel of judges with razor wire and then douse them all with rubbing alcohol. That should make a good impression. If all else fails, threaten to kill yourself. Or maybe you can just throw a tantrum like a 4 year old and hold your breath till they give you the job. Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Get a friend to throw darts at you and hope they stick or have someone shoot paintballs at you. | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Well, at least you will last longer than the "Fabulous" Al Dukes aka Five Pump Guy. If you missed this on O&A - you missed a GREAT segment  | ||||
| BongWater | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Binghamton University? What are you going to be a mascot at...chess tournament or a debate? | ||||
| weinie | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | pull a turd out of your ass and eat it. | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 |  | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | the bud dywer trick is always a crowd pleaser http://photos.yahoo.com/canweseeyourstuff | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Play ookie cookie by yourself. Jerk off onto a cookie and eat it. NICE :) Adopted by crx girl. I am under her special tutelage. | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What about getting hit by a speeding car? | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Wouldn't work; too hard not to make bloodcurdling scream. Although that would get their attention. Why not get into the character. Rip off all your clothes and give yourself a head to toe tongue-bath, concentrating especially on your junk & ass??? I hope this helps. (And please video it and send it to foundry!) BTW, When I read his note, I TOO thought he should JO. DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
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