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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
some fresh cub scouts. Anyone? C'mon. My baby boinker is due for some fresh meat. Had an alter boy last week with a priest. We put him on the rotissere and served communion on his back. My usual home is down and this is my last resort. I have new badges for them to earn. The "How to fuck the lower intestine by ripping out the clostomy bag and screwing it through the waist." badge is a good one. Besides Grumps mom is all used up. However Grumpy accused me of taking her underwear and not giving them back. He is right. They are stretched between two poles in my yard. My entire family can sit under them when it rains and stay dry.



JIMMYSNUKA@opieanthony.com
spitfire421
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Snuks, are you lost? :P

Dunno, I heard Metal has a sister, and her puss-filled herpes blisters haven't appeared yet this month...you may be in the clear for a couple days as longs as you don't mind the crabs that Grumpy gave her



Withdrawn and introverted,
Infectiously perverted
Being laughed at and confused
Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay



This message was edited by spitfire421 on 9-10-01 @ 3:12 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Oh dear lord - no. It can't be. Can it? well I'll be fez's uncle it is. The one and only Jimmy "my mom gives head better than yours" Snuka.

I should have known your sorry ass was here when I saw the trail of maggots and blood filled jizz down the forum. The governor finally give you a reprieve for the "incident" with Gilligans family?

Tell me snuka - how is that puss filled infected veal flap sportin woman known as your mom lately? has she missed me since i stopped showing up every tuesday for her weekly man juice enemas? Give her my love the next time she bends you over to check for howie's love juice in your ass. will ya?



Stultorum infinitus est


Metalfan
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Yo Snuka, I found some colostomy bags we can use to baste the little suckers in as well :-)

Spit, just go fire up the grill like a good little wench ;-)

E-Mail Me



Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
[Homer] Sweet merciful crap! [/Homer]

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in...

No, wait.. was that you? Did you mistake cat ass for cub scout ass again? Grumpy while you're down there check for scratches.



Lovin' you is like lovin the dead...
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, you can blame me for this one.



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Why Fez, did you lock his flock of bleeding children in your basement?



Lovin' you is like lovin the dead...
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
The last time I had my mom she was actually kinda clean. When I opened her tripe curtains they didnt even make the wax paper sound they usually do. But that kinda ruins it. I like when all the smegma from you guys is crusted all over her shit tank. Its so hard and crusty I cant even scrape it off. Have to get the blow dryer out and peel it off like lead paint.



JIMMYSNUKA@opieanthony.com
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Who the fuck let you in here? Don't you have anything better to do then terrorize these nice people of OA.com? I think Petal's needs you to suck Grumpys miscarried baby out of her twat.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
damn


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 9-10-01 @ 3:37 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Nah, its just he's lost his flow of fresh ones.



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.
Metalfan
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Thanks a lot

DICK



E-Mail Me



Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
He's a mod 3 fucking days and he already introduce the bad element to the board. Geezzz..........what a DICK?

Snuka - if you're nice, I'll let you get sloppy thirds on Ladi after Wilbur I get done playing "Hot Dog down the hallway with her".



Stultorum infinitus est


JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Actually grump I'm kinda enjoying my mom right now. But, after her I have nobody lined up. How bout that hairy, 3 legged, enlarged fecal tube, chum swallowing, dog of a sister you have. Is she ready to go? Last time all i did was lick her toes and i was coughing up hairballs for a month.



JIMMYSNUKA@opieanthony.com
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Well, G since you're playing with a pencil anyway, that's not hard... or stiff for that matter.



Lovin' you is like lovin the dead...
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
snuka - my sister is still in rehab for ruffie addiction. I think I might have gotten carried away the last 9 times I spiked her baby bottle. but you can have grandma. she's still available.

ladi - has that thing on your C cleared up yet? if not, mind if I try to chew if off again? I love a challenge. First challenge is trying to overcome your stench , the next challenge is trying to pull those scabs off with my teeth without heaving.



Stultorum infinitus est


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Grumpy, I would say sure, chew away, you gave it to me afterall... but you don't want to make Maynard jealous. He already buttered up his A for you and everything.



Lovin' you is like lovin the dead...
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Hey Maynard. Nothing wrong with getting some new faces to lick my crotch rot. Besides its funny to see them make a face like they got a mouth full of rusty pennies.

Besides I Chaundra Levy is just a mound of friggin jello now.

Big FU to decomposition.



JIMMYSNUKA@opieanthony.com
King f-tard
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hry Frump, you should use a cheese grater, much easier and more messier, the way you like it. After you scrape off the month old layers of pus, feces and man batter, you can take her tampon she left in for the past few weeks and make a shake out of them. Dont forget to top them off with the remnants of hair from her rotting meat curtains. Feed Wilbur the rest.

And Snuka, my mom was wondering when you were gonna come over again and give her that special "injection" she keeps talking about. Amazing, she gets more excited thinking about that then when Howie and Gaynerd used to come over for their weekly chum bath sessions. I still remember the stench from those.





Currently both of my positions are empty. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I must remember to bend down at first base.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Big FU to decomposition.


Amen brotha - I say that everytime I try to bang your dead grandmother. although the stiffness does help create some interesting friction. thanks for turning me onto that. You rule bro for sharing your grandmother with me.



Stultorum infinitus est


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Ladi, shouldn't you be sucking off your boss for that next promotion or something? Leave Grump's pencil dick alone. Let Snuka play with it for awhile.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
again...

This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 9-10-01 @ 3:50 PM
King f-tard
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Naah, Grump, the dead ones are the best ones. Remember the simple rule, If you hit bone when you dive in, just pull out and make a new hole to shove your rape hammer in.





Currently both of my positions are empty. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I must remember to bend down at first base.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
kfard - I kinda like to put a new whole in the tracia and throat fuck them. it's like a hummer but it's not. you can see the whole face. it makes it more gooder. you should try it. I hear maynards granddad is available. snuka hasn't gotten around to violate him yet.



Stultorum infinitus est


King f-tard
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
A meat-tracheotomy, sounds like fun. If not Gaynerds Grandpappy, I think Metal wouldnt mind if I tried on his grandmother, she is nearly decayed anyway. The skin is more softer then.





Currently both of my positions are empty. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I must remember to bend down at first base.


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