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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

melancholy = melon + collie. Cantaloupe is a melon, Lassie is a collie. Dammit, it just sucks when you have to explain a joke. Fuckin' drunk micks gotta ruin everything.


LMMFAO...I get it now!...Thank you ya bastard :)



"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me."

Graduate of Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
LilGothChick
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
If I had gotten up on time on Tuesday the 11th, I wouldn't have had to watch helplessly from my bedroom window as my city fell down.

If I had gotten up on time on Tuesday the 11th, I might have had a poster with my face on it up on a phone booth by now.

If our government was as great as the country they lead, this might never have happened.

If I had a pair of balls, I'd be a he-she.
If I had a pair of *metaphorical* balls, I wouldn't be drunk and reading this board to keep me from calling up my best friend and telling him I'm in love with him.

If I wasn't drunk already, I wouldn't have just said that.

If "IF" was a "Fifth", I'd have an improper fraction right now.

Hi, guys.



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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
If I would, could you?



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 2:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If one more person quotes a line from a song, Fez may move this to the Music Forum...

If Kid was a Mod, I'd be waking up in Kansas talking to Auntie Emm...

If I could only think of what I really wanted to post when I first hit the reply button, I wouldn't be typing this...




Kid Afrika
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 2:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

If our government was as great as the country they lead, this might never have happened.


God damn, IF that ain't the perfect sentiment.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
If I was a man from Nantuckett...


Sluggo667
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
If I were gay, I would give you my heart...



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
onehung lo434
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 6:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If Ifs and buts were honey and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas!





The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

If I was a man from Nantuckett...

And carried his wife in a bucket...

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
"If the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. because if it leaks to the V.C. he could become M.I.A. and then we'd all be put on K.P.."

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the USA
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
If I hadn't read :

Kid Afrika
WARNING: I Piss People OFF!


I wouldn't have laughed so hard this morning.

::golf clap:: to whoever did that. LMMFAO.


September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
if kid were me, he could call this his inane thread of the day, although the way hes going it would be hour and not day;):)
if grumpy wanted to get off a woman, would he go "up on her" instead of "down on her"??
if i had a dollar everytime dana said something stupid id have enough money to get kid 3 women and unicron laid as well:)
if there was a battle of wits between dana and fofo, who would possibly win????




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



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Banana_juice
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
if my aunt had balls ,she would be my uncle.



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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
If my Aunt was an Ant, would she be stalker Patti?

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the USA
o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
If only our nations air defense had worked the way it was supposed to......


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If I were gay, I would give you my heart...


And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay we'd swim in romance...

If I were gay I'd give you my soul
And if I were gay I'd give you my whole being
and if I were gay we would tear down the walls.....

Damn that song makes me laugh every time...


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"As I sail through the night...
Let us not forget,
There is hope..."
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And if I were gay

What do you mean "IF"? You mean you're not??

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the USA
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
wow, if that isn't the kettle calling the pot black...


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"As I sail through the night...
Let us not forget,
There is hope..."
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

If one more person quotes a line from a song, Fez may move this to the Music Forum...
Uh oh, now we're in trouble. Does that include Stephen Lynch songs?



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."


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