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| TJHCANOEDRIVER | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:18 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | Hey I need some cool places to go for Happy Hour (Thursday or Friday) In Northern NJ. Any Suggestions ?? Thanx T | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: sorry i dont help underagers drink...lol ;-)  I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away Sysmic00 is a C.I.T (Cutie In Training) as of 9/25/01 | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: - Chuckie Cheese on Route 10 in Hanover? - I hear McDonalds on Route 46 in Little Falls just put in a new ball pit. - You could try the Dairy Queen in your neighborhood.I hear they have killer Blizzards that you can trashed on.  September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | We usually go to that one on the highway. Shit I can't remember the name of it right now. The one that has Bud on tap, with the one REALLY hot waitress. If I remember the name of it I'll post it. Damn memory. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Gilligan - I think I know the one you're thinking of. the one with buy one get one free shots and isn't tonight Wet t-shirt contest night? TJ - I don't know the name but here's how you get there. You take a train from cleveland that goings 30 MPH for 15 minutes. That's where the party is at. September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| Shoring | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | the o.l in paramus on rt 17 cheesecake factory in hackensack on rt4 burbon street westwood on broadway geronimos teaneck junkyard behind the garden state plaza | ||||
| TJHCANOEDRIVER | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Oh Nothing surprising but a bunch of fucking Clowns. Thanx For Nothing DEEEK !!!!!! | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Honestly, were you expecting anything different? Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Shouldn't Deek be plural  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | I would try going to a bar. That works for me. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | whoring, I mean Shoring - ya rooined it, deek. this could have been an interesting thread. TJ - to quote Ant "you don't go to CNN for dick jokes and you don't go to OA for the news" did you really expect not to be tooled on? Come on man. be serious. Okay - tell ya what, I'll be serious for a minute: North Jersey? Morristown - DD's on Allendale Avenue across from the Saturn Dealer. A "few" of us have been there. You'll like it. Unless your gay in which case nevermind. September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | 3 guys were walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. A few minutes later the second guy walks into a bar. The third guy comes along a few minutes after that but he's smart enough to duck. *EDIT* - Actually Grumpy, Sloatburgh said... quote: This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 9-27-01 @ 3:20 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | guy walks into a bar with a parrot and frog. he tells the bartender the bird dances and the frog sings. Bartender asks him to it prove so the guy does. The parrot does a soft shoe tap dance but the bartender isn't impress. so he tells him to make the frog sing. out comes the voice of Pavarroti singing an aria like none heard before.t the bartender offers the guy $5000 for the frog and the guy accepts. A stranger sitting next to him tells the guy "you're crazy, that frog was worth more than 5 grand". the guy replys "nah, I'll just go buy another one" the stranger is puzzled and asks the guy "where ya gonna find another singin frog" and the guy replies "the frog don't sing! The fuckin parrot's a ventriloquist" September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | "would you hold the poodle while hide the salami in my pants?" what? I don't get it...... (damn breakfast club references......) A hot blond walks into a bar, orders a pitcher of budweiser, drinks it down and passes out. The bar is about to close and she's still past out. The bartender looks her over, tries to wake her but she won't get up. He decides he'll "take advantage" of the situation. He does and then takes her homes. She comes back the next day and does the same thing, orders a pitcher of budweiser, drinks and passes out. this time the bartender has a friend and they "take advantage" of the situation. this goes on for about 8 days and each day more and more people are waiting for her to pass out. on the 9th day, she comes in, orders a pitcher of Michelob. The bartender asks why she changed from budweiser. she replies: Everytime I drink budweiser, my pussy hurts the next day. September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! This message was edited by Grumpy on 9-27-01 @ 3:39 PM | ||||
| TJHCANOEDRIVER | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | No really Thanx DEEKS... DD's is awesome. I go there often. Also Smiles II is Real Good On Friday after Work.. Later Deeks... | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | If Norton ever decided to go to a life of crime..... A guy walks into a bar and tells everyone there "Give me all your money, watches, jewelry and anything else of value or I will inject you with the AIDS virus." Then he produces a syringe. One by one everyone hands over all their stuff except one man at the end of the bar. "I told you to hand over all your stuff or I'll inject you with the AIDS virus." The man at the bar said "Go ahead, I'm wearing a condom." | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | A drunk blonde walks into a bar, sits down and calls the bartender over. She orders a drink as she slurrs "hey you, baaahr bender, I'd like a mar-tinkie". so he gives her a martini and she chugs it down. she calls him back and says "hey bar-bender, gimme anodda mar-tinkie". The bartender is getting annoyed but he gives her another martini. she chugs it down, sniffs the air like she smelled something and orders another one "hey bar-bender, anodder mar-tinkie puhlease, and bbuuhy da way. somethins buhhhrnin" The bartender finally loses: "First off , I'm not a bar-bender, I'm a bartender. It's not a mar-tinkie. It's a martini. and nothing is burning. your tit's in the ashtray" September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Two homeless guys pull all there money together and they still don't have enough to buy a drink. Homeless #1 says "Lets go buy a hot dog." Homeless #2 says "How is that going to get us something to drink?" Homeless #1 says "Well we buy the hot dog, throw away the bun, I'll take the dog and put it down my pants, we go to a bar, order some drinks, drink them fast and when the bartender askes for the money, I'll pull down my zipper, you drop to your knees and act like your blowing me, and then the bartender will throw us out for being faggots." Homeless #2 thinks about it and said OK. The two go to a bar, order 2 double Jack and cokes and gulp them down real fast. When the bartender says that will be $10.50, homeless #1 unzips his pants and pulls out the hot dog and homeless #2 drops to his knees and starts sucking on it. The bartender jumps over the bar and kicks the two of them out. The two were happy about this and decided to go to other bars. Well, they hit 9 bars and finally Homeless #2 says "Man we're going to have to change or do something else because my knees are hurting from jumping down all the time." Homeless #1 says "Well you think that bad, I lost the hot dog after the 3rd bar." | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | A gay guy goes into a biker bar and walks up the biggest baddest biker in the bar and ask him: "would you like to play a game?". the biker is amused so he agrees. The gay guy says "I have something in my hand. If you guess what it is, I'll let you eff me in the ass". The biker laugh and says "is it an elephant". The gay guy turns around, pulls out a pen, draws an elephant in his palm and screams "you win, you win. You guessed right" September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 4:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme whiskey." The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart dixie!" The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees. The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves. The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart dixie! Not shit all over my stage!" The guy replies, "Hey! Even Bob Dylan has to clear his throat before he sings!" | ||||
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| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey, why the long face?" I'm sorry, I had to!!!!!!!!!!  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | young guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. he chugs them down and orders 3 more. The bartender give it to him and asks why he wanted 6 shots. The guy tells him he just had his first blowjob. the bartender congratulations him and offers to buy him #7. The guy refuses and says "no thanks, if 6 doesn't kill the taste, the seventh won't matter". September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-28-2001 @ 8:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster." "I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" he asked. "Yes, he's right here in my pocket." "Could I see him?" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks. About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, "What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!" He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?" | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-28-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | How do 4 fags sit on a barstool? They turn it over. September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! | ||||
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