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MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 1:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	USA WARNING TO ALL JUST OUT: This is from Schwab corporate headquarters - so it's no joke. Very scary. Be careful - Just when you thought you were safe, now we have the following to deal with...please read, it definitely is a serious threat to our lives and health. This is an alert about a virus in the original sense of the word...one that affects your body, not your hard drive. There have been 23 confirmed cases of people attacked by the Klingerman Virus, a virus that arrives in your real mail box, not your e-mail in box. Someone has been mailing large blue envelopes, seemingly at random, to people inside the US. On the front of the envelope in bold black letters is printed, "A gift for you from the Klingerman Foundation." When the envelopes are opened, there is a small sponge sealed in plastic. This sponge carries what has come to be known as the Klingerman Virus, as public health officials state, this is a strain of virus they have not previously encountered. When asked for comment, Florida police Sergeant Stetson said, "We are working with the CDC and the USPS, but have so far been unable to track down the origins of these letters. The return addresses have all been different, and we are certain a remailing service is being used, making our jobs that much more difficult." Those who have come in contact with the Klingerman Virus have been hospitalized with severe dysentery. So far seven of the victims have died. There is no legitimate Klingerman Foundation mailing unsolicited gifts. If you receive an oversized blue envelope in the mail marked "A gift from the Klingerman foundation." DO NOT open it. Place it in a strong plastic bag or container and call the police immediately. The "gift" is one you definitely do not want to open. thats some fucked up shit right here I see a red door and i want it painted black No colors anymore i want them to turn black

Kid Afrika	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:08 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Do you believe everything you read? So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	whats happened in the past few weeks make me more viable to believe things of such magnitude does it seem so impossible? I see a red door and i want it painted black No colors anymore i want them to turn black

Bartman	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:10 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	i kno i dont believe everything i read Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me

Sephiroth	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:12 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	BUT I READ IT ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE !!

mikeWOW I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	unless its on drudge or opieanthony.com i dont believe it :) "i hate people that dont get it!"

adolescentmasturbator	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 3:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	An actual threatening virus would be Nimda. Now that'll fuck ya up. Resident Board Socialist Email me here or IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought no one into the International

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 3:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: unless its on drudge or opieanthony.com i dont believe it Well, ...I read it on opieanthony.com, so it must be true ...somebody, quick....check out the Druge Report, just for backup... TEEN TESTIMONIALS: I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school! - REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 3:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	FBI pic of the man responsible for this: "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

sheetbag	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 3:47 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Don't you think you would have gotten non stop news coverage on this if it was actually happening??? I read on the web that anyone can get laid with a super model if they buy this guide for 125.99 i can give you the address if you want... :) :) :) I am proud to be an american where at least i know i'm free. Graduate of Austin University (thanks for all your help) comments, news, hate mail

onehung lo434	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 10:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: so it's no joke. The fuck it aint.

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 11:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: BUT I READ IT ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE !! I hate when I'm beaten to the punch. :-) Graduated Summa Cum Laude from FollowThisLogic's Droog Academy "The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ. And then came Louis Black."

Spork	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 11:10 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	This is from the Centers for Disease Control, read it and feel at ease... but please remember that the pop-rock and Coke combination is still terribly, terribly lethal! quote: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has recently received several inquiries concerning an e-mail message about people who have been infected with "Klingerman virus" after opening gift packages delivered to them in the mail. According to the e-mail message, a number of people became ill with a viral infection after handling a sponge contained in a package marked, "A gift for you from the Klingerman Foundation." The e-mail is a hoax. There is no "Klingerman virus," and the information in the e-mail notice is untrue. If you receive an e-mail message about "Klingerman virus," please do not forward it to others. Although the e-mail message is a hoax, if you are concerned about the contents of a package you receive in the mail, contact your local post office. It is a criminal offense to send potentially hazardous agents through the mail for the purpose of deliberately causing harm to human health. When such an incident occurs, the local emergency response system should be activated by dialing 911 in most communities; in communities without 911 systems, local law enforcement authorities should be notified. The local FBI field office and local and state public health authorities also should be notified. Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country, and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country. We are a free people because of your efforts.

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 12:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	I ARE INTILLEGINT! I see a red door and i want it painted black No colors anymore i want them to turn black

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 12:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Wouldn't it be better if they sent the Virus via UPS... that way by the time people actually got the package, they'd have forgotten all about this anyway, thus-then...the element of suprize... plus, you have to factor in the UPS is worse than AIDS factor... More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

tankGrrl24	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 1:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	I got the e-mail for that one today as well as one from MD state troopers saying that if someone named "SLAVEMASTER" e-mailed you or AIM'd you to ignore that person because they are suspected of raping 56 different unsuspecting victims. I added him to my buddy list:P PS Has anyone heard the Whitney Houston died of a drug OD? *"DROP,*AND GIVE ME..."ONE HUNDRED,WORD TO THE WISE,YOU WILL GET YOURS,TAKE HEED,WE HAVE GREAT TOYS I'M JUST DYING TO PLAY WITH *IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR COUNTRY,DON'T COMPLAIN,JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!* This message was edited by tankGrrl24 on 9-30-01 @ 1:55 PM

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 10:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: if someone named "SLAVEMASTER" e-mailed you or AIM'd you to ignore that person i heard something different than that. i heard if someone named smarterchild IM's you to ignore it. than again, what are the odds on that huh?:) Across the field you see the sky ripped open See the rain through a gaping wound Pounding on the women and children Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

Joe Soprano	posted on 09-30-2001 @ 10:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: unless its on drudge or opieanthony.com i dont believe it ... Or... Drudge Jr.? <---- Kiss me helmet. Semprini?

Numb Nutts	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 4:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	I know this threadf is bullshit. I was going through old threads today and saw this one. When I first rad it last month I laughed and thought there is no way it could ever happen. Not that far fetched anymore though. Land of the free, Home of the Brave.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 4:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Yea Numb Nutts, it's a coincidence you were going through old threads... Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Numb Nutts	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 7:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Please explain the coincidence. Land of the free, Home of the Brave.

DR. Buster Hymen	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:39 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Anthrax is a bacteria-not a virus (there are no real treatments for Viruses). Hey, maybe the "terrorists" read this thread & got the idea!!! Just try to keep your heads, people!!! DR. Buster Hymen Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com

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