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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I LOVE SHIT.... | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 6:55 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Ahhh one of my favorite topics...shit. It brings pleasure to my whole day locking the bathroom door with my favorite book or magazine and a cigarette and just enjoy myself. So here's to you mr. shit you are a true american hero. Here are some of the different types of shit. The Ghost Shit - The kind where you feel the SHIT come out, have SHIT on your toilet paper, but there is no SHIT in the toilet. The Clean Shit - The kind where you SHIT it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. The Wet Shit - The kind where you wipe your ass 50 times and it still feels un-wiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a brown stain. The Second Wave Shit - it happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to about your knees, and you realize that you have to SHIT some more. The BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE OR POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD Shit - The kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke. The Water Breaker/Iceberg Shit - The kind where the SHIT is so long that the end of it sticks out of the toilet water. The Richard Simmons Shit - The kind where you SHIT so much that you lose 30 pounds. The Corn Shit - duhh...self-explanatory. The Lincoln Log Shit - The kind of SHIT that is so huge that you are afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush. The Drinker's Shit - The kind that you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks left on the bottom of the toilet. The Gee, I Wish I Could Shit, Shit - The kind where you want to SHIT, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times. The Spinal Tap/Large Anal Shit - The kind where it hurts so much coming out, you swear it was leaving sideways. The Wet Cheeks/The Power Dump - The kind that comes out of your ass so fast, that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. The Quid Shit - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splatters all over the inside of The toilet bowl, and the whole time chronically burning your tender anus.  "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 7:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Also Known As: The Green Apple Splatters, Dirty Brown Dishwater or the Hershey Squirts  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 7:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Wasn't this a popular poster back in like 96, 97 "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 7:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yeah Ikea, ...kinda like your taste in TV shows | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 10:43 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Hell I remmeber seeing this list when i was in grade school in 87  "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory | ||||
| Spork | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Well SHIT this STILL makes me laugh every time I read it. "It's funny 'cause it's true!"  Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country, and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country. We are a free people because of your efforts. | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You know, here I was all excited, thinking I was gonna come in here and see Gonzo making pretty little shit paintings on the walls, and all I get are some cute little names for bowel movements. Bah.... never trust a fecal freak for entertainment :)  Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: lmmfao slack! gonz, always good for a wake-up laugh (yes i woke up under an hour ago, what's your point?). very funny dude.  darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 5:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: ... do you love this, then? *EDIT....ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND JOE?????  Kiss me helmet. This message was edited by FN Moron on 9-30-01 @ 5:17 PM | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 5:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Yeah, cause god forbid there be a clear shot of the vag in THAT picture... PMFGO. EDIT: Um. This just looks dumb now, huh? Trust me, it used to make sense... James John Maceiko Jr. United States Citizen Resident of New York City, Manhattan  This message was edited by WookiePoolParty on 9-30-01 @ 5:49 PM | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey JoeSoprano.... do us all a favor & keep the pictures of your mom to yourself...consider this a warning... post anything else like that & you'll be swinging at air.... (THAT MEANS A STRIKE IF YOU DON'T FUGGIN UNDERSTAND!!!!) | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 9:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Thanks Joe not only are you killing your own threads now you gotta kill mine? Looks like we have a new thread killer. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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