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Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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Everyone can do something sick and twisted..whether it be to their body or just some dumb skill that they have...what's yours?

The only thing that I can do is I have a real bad hitchhiker thumb that bends at a 90 degree angle..it looks like it hurts but it doesn't.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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I have a freakishly large penis.

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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I have balls the size of grapefruits.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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quote:

I have a freakishly large penis.



quote:

I have balls the size of grapefruits.


Well then you guys might as well try the Roman War Helmet on each other.

I can do that eye lid thing where you turn them inside out.

I can make water come from underneath my tongue, and it flies about 3 feet. Can't do it when stoned but if I have a starburst, duck for cover.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Put my name on the first bomb dropped!




This message was edited by Drunken GW on 10-4-01 @ 12:13 PM
Lord Duvious
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Let's just say I'm known as "Orgasmo" in certain circles.



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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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quote:

I can do that eye lid thing where you turn them inside out.

I can make water come from underneath my tongue, and it flies about 3 feet. Can't do it when stoned but if I have a starburst, duck for cover.



wow im so proud, i thought all you could do is play softball and drink
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hmm let me think
im faster than a speeding bullet, i can leap tall buildings in a single bound, and im also great in bed

WHATEVER BEN

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"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
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Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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I have a size 15 foot that i can plant up someones ass if I want. :)




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heyladiladi
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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I can pick up dollars w/o using my hands.

(I use my toes of course, what were yooouu thinking.)



USA


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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quote:

and im also great in bed

[nelson laugh]HA HAH[/nelson laugh]

Damn Kingpin, I only have a 14. Anyone else with extrordinarily large feet? MetalFan?

quote:

Let's just say I'm known as "Orgasmo" in certain circles.

Nursery school's don't count LD.

Jennitalia
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'm dating Jon... :)



"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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quote:

and im also great in bed


[cartman laugh]ahahaahahahaahah ahahahahahhhahahahaa ahahaahahahahahaha ahahahhahahaah aahahahahaahah that is so lame![/cartman laugh]


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Put my name on the first bomb dropped!


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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quote:

quote:

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and im also great in bed
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[nelson laugh]HA HAH[/nelson laugh]


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and im also great in bed

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[cartman laugh]ahahaahahahaahah ahahahahahhhahahahaa ahahaahahahahahaha ahahahhahahaah aahahahahaahah that is so lame![/cartman laugh]


you guys are just jealous ;)

WHATEVER BEN

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"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Love Hurts!
Longest "Regular" Standing Member
God Bless America
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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We are??? ::looks around to see if anyone else is laughing as hard as I am:: BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




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spitfire421
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
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I can drink a Wendy's Frosty through a straw :)


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Jennitalia
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I can drink a Wendy's Frosty through a straw


Your boyfriend must be a happy camper with your sucking skills, Spit :)



"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."
heyladiladi
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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We have a collective talent for defileing threads!



USA


av8er
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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quote:

and im also great in bed



I won't believe it til I see it.....;)

Well, I can fold my tounge in half lengthwise without using my hands among many other things...I'm a freak altogether.



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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quote:

I can drink a Wendy's Frosty through a straw

Wanna get married? Can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

barch97
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The barch gots lots a dick
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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quote:

I can drink a Wendy's Frosty through a straw
Straw like a 7-11 coffee stirrer or, one of those Slurpee straws with the spoon at the end?


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
heyladiladi
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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quote:

Wanna get married? Can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

Common Sense
© Chuck Berry


It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished 'em well
You could see that Pierre
Did truly love the Mademoiselle.
And the young Monsieur and Madame
Have rung the chapel bell,
"C'est la vie,"
-Say the old folks
It goes to show that you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment
With a two room Roebuck sale
The coolerator was filled
With TV Dinners and ginger ale
But when Pierre found work,
The little money comin' worked out well
"C'est la vie,"
-Say the old folks
It goes to show that you never can tell

They had a Hi-Fi phono
Boy, did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records
All rock, rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down
The rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie,"
-Say the old folks
It goes to show that you never can tell

]They bought a souped up jitney
'Twas a cherry in Fifty-three
They drove it down to New Orleans
To celebrate their anniversary.
It was there where Pierre was wedded
To the lovely Mademoiselle,
"C'est la vie,"
-Say the old folks
It goes to show that you never can tell

It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished 'em well
You could see that Pierre
Did truly love the Mademoiselle.
And the young Monsieur and Madame
Have rung the chapel bell,
"C'est la vie,"
-Say the old folks
It goes to show that you never can tell



USA


Lord Magus
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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You know that old joke "Ever hear the sound of one hand clapping" ..well. i can do that (and NO, I don't mean smacking someone, I mean I can actually clap with one hand)

I can also cross just one eye and move the other one all over (I used to have a lazy eye problem, got that fixed but this is just a leftover side effect)

I think Slash's is he can make and drink Bukkake shots....


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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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quote:

Well, I can fold my tounge in half lengthwise without using my hands among many other things



Please, I can fold my tongue into 3-5 loops depending on how far it is stuck out. Who's the man?


USA
Jennitalia
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i have an innie and an outie



"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."
Cluster F
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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I have double jointed ankles, so i could (and have) turn one of my feet completely around, so that the toes of my right foot would be where my heel usually is. It doesnt hurt at all, in fact i can somewhat hop around like that lol. And i could do it with both feet. :)

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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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::blushing:: I am literally tongue-tied. Meaning I can only stick out my tongue a certain distance, not as far as the average tongue. Haven't had any complaints about it. But it gets annoying when i try to talk sometimes. Im actually looking into getting it "freed", have to call my oral surgeon.



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