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Singer Britney Spears Killed in Car Accident
October 6, 2001 Posted: 21:56 PM EDT (0156 GMT)



Popular musician Britney Spears was pronounced dead Saturday evening as a result of wounds caused by a car accident. The status of the other passengers in the vehicle is not known at this time.


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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A car accident Saturday evening has cost the life of Britney Spears, teen pop music sensation, and has placed fellow passenger and musician Justin Timberlake in critical condition at Los Angeles County Hospital.

Spears and Timberlake were driving through the Los Angeles area late Saturday as both enjoyed a brief moment away from their busy touring and recording schedules when, according to eyewitness reports, their car, a rented Porsche 911, veered suddenly across six lanes of traffic and into a concrete barrier.

Motorists at the scene reported that Spears was ejected from the vehicle at impact and flew into opposing traffic, where she was caught under the wheels of at least one other vehicle before traffic could stop. Timberlake remained safely in the damaged vehicle.

"It was horrible, absolutely horrible," said one witness to the scene, "she was thrown around on the road like a rag doll. We stopped and ran to help but it was obvious there was nothing we could do."

Authorities pronounced Spears dead at the scene, while Timberlake was rushed to emergency surgery to treat internal bleeding.

The cause of the accident is still officially unknown, but witnesses on the scene have told CNN that Timberlake, who was behind the wheel of the vehicle, may have been under the influence of controlled substances, and that Spears may have been engaged in activities that may have distracted him from the road.

"It's too early to say at this point what may have caused the accident," said an officer at the scene, "it appears that the driver lost control of the vehicle suddenly, but we're still determining why that happened."

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October 6, 2001 Posted: 21:56 PM EDT (0156 GMT)

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Sephiroth v2.0

Adopted by GrkqtOandAFan... SO BACK THE FUCK UP

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This message was edited by SLASH on 10-7-01 @ 8:23 PM

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This page is by the Disassociated Press

It it a work of social parody for research purposes. CNN is a copyright of AOL Time Warner. Britney Spears is probably a copyright of the RIAA and is not dead.

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Sephiroth v2.0
Fresh start with a new name, yet the same old gook.
Strike 1 for being an un-original dick :)
Strike 2 for being gullible dick >) UFC

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Did she take you under her trunk?

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Fezstradamus wrote:

Look, Seph, don't worry about the temp bannings.

If you're like me, you'll be a mod in three months.

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This message was edited by SLASH on 10-7-01 @ 9:49 PM

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Look, Seph, don't worry about the temp bannings.

If you're like me, you'll be a mod in three months.

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Does that mean fbdingbat and adolescentjerkoff will be mods at the end of this month?

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i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!
GO BIG BLUE!

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... adolescentjerkoff will be mods at the end of this month?

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Does that mean fbdingbat and adolescentjerkoff will be mods at the end of this month?

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Well isn't fgjkldjkldsjfljsdf a mod?

Oh wait, no one posts there.

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fbdouchelick wrote:

hey...i could happen.its gonna be a whole new regime.me, am, kid, and dana are gonna take this place over.froy said so yesterday after i complimented him on his goatee

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