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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Christians for the Cloning of Jesus | ||||
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| punkrocker | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:19 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | This is the funniest thing i've ever seen, i think you guys need to see it im not sure if these people are for real or not but im pretty sure it is: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | he should be black this time. like snoop dog. *your link doesn't work, by the way  This message was edited by danked on 10-8-01 @ 8:31 PM | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I think this is what he was trying to post: Visit this Website  thegirl is currently MIA if u see her tell her to report back IMMEDIATLEY!!!! Graduates of Austin University: 6 and counting | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Your own personal Buddy Christ! And available for three easy payments of $29.99 - free shipping too! You just gotta love the Internet LMMFBO!!!  Cementbag has enrolled in Goatweed University, but I've got one open seat left! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply!! | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | wouldn't a cloned JEsus be inherently evil like all clones? "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Duh.... only the clones with a goatee are evil. I revert to multiplicity, where none of the clones had facial hair, and none were evil. Sheesh, too much Sci-fi for you Ikea! :) Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | yes but each clone exhibited a 'certain' part of the personality like the man personality and the gay personality. so one part of Jesus might be the ass kicking personality. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | I guess Depeche Mode was right. Scary thought:) Personal Jesus Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer Take second best Put me to the test Things on your chest You need to confess I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus... Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus... Reach out and touch faith God Bless The USA. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Who would want to clone a fuckin fag hippy who didn't want to inherit daddies business so he went off and created his own, while doing doofy magic tricks to people stoned on wine mixed with acid. I'd buy a clone of him just so i could kill the fuck yet again.  "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | it would be funny if Jesus came to life and was killed by a Jewish guy. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:47 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: That was my point Ikea, lol I am jewish. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I think I'm going to hell just for reading this...thanks guys. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:54 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Ohh why cause I made fun of Jesus, ooh please I wish that fuck came back at the millenium just so we could drop the ball with him nailed to it. Fuckin guy has had the biggest fuckin promotions for his arrival and all he does is stiff us and not show up, who is he fuckin "no show" jones? "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Oops...sorry Gonzo, I thought I was posting in Becky's thread. Game on! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:16 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: That's ok I'd crucify that bitch as well and rape her smelly cum box with a broken coke bottle. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Cementbag | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 7:32 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | Maybe they could make a mini-me Jesus. Just add water I'll either get hard or my lunch will get wet I have been adopted by hornygoatweed. Please foward complaints to him. Thank You | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 7:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is back...... IN POG FORM !!! | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | how about an army of Jesuses? "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | What does this remind me of? Oh yeah... The awe and mystery that reaches from the deepest inner mind to THE OUTER LIMITS. Please stand by. Specifically, the episode where the fanatics got DNA samples from the Shroud of Taurin and used them to impregnate a woman. Nice scene when momma gets shot and the glowing hands of the fetus heal her. LOL. | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | First: Ok terrific.... quote: Actually the Romans killed him, the Jews just called for his death instead of a known theif and murderer... quote: Talk about a holy war...  Don't worry about the future.Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday. | ||||
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