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Opera Man - 57th Street
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I am planning a bachelor party for my buddy this month. Seems like people want to go to A.C.

Someone mentioned getting a party bus, which has a bathroom, and we can stock it with drinks. Anyone ever do this? How is it? Any info would be awesome.
or
Can anyone recommend a hotel in A.C. that they used for a bach party? Did you get a suite?

Also, what strip clubs are good down there, or what stripping service is good in A.C. for girls to come to the room?
Any other ideas?
THANKS

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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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If your planning on having porn, this actor probably won't be available....



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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get a horse to snort cocaine



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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OM...the only thing you're going to need that bathroom for is pissing in. Buy a cheap garbage can...fill it with ice and use that as the cooler. On your way back from AC that bathroom will have a line to it. Trust me, it will be used more then an 8 yr old Phillipino boy would be by GS.

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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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i used to know this hotel where Japanese business men go to. I also know where you can get a belly dancer who has her own mule. Don't forget the pills.




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PeterDragon
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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quote:

get a horse to snort cocaine



References to Movies where Tom Hanks was Funny always good.

Lord Duvious
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Just be careful about fucking a hooker and accidentally killing her by slamming her back into a bath towel hook.



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Opera Man - 57th Street
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Serious inquiry only. Really, anyone have good info. Names of party bus? Hotels, etc. Anyone been to a cool bachelor party that might give some good ideas? Help a board member out.

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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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quote:

Just be careful about fucking a hooker and accidentally killing her by slamming her back into a bath towel hook
References to Jeremy Piven/Jon Favreau movies...also good



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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quote:

References to Jeremy Piven/Jon Favreau movies...also good


the reference was good, unfortunately the movie sucked

PCU - better Piven/Favreau movie


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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I LIKED Very Bad Things very much but PCU IS a better film.



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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There is a good strip bar that is bring your own beer called Bare Exposure. Make sure you get your buddy the stage dance. They put him on stage and a chick dances all over him. It is great.
Also take him to the Sun Gold, I have never been there but I heard you can get private dances in the rooms with yanky cranky action if you want it.

We just all met in AC and get a suite at the Hilton. We also took him out in Philly the next night. There are some good places there too. I forget what the name of this place was but it was a couple of blocks down from D&B and the chick we carpet munching each other on stage. NICE


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Just be careful about fucking a hooker and accidentally killing her by slamming her back into a bath towel hook.

the reference was good, unfortunately the movie sucked



Yes, but that scene alone was worth the price of admission. So was the scene at the end where they're all rolling around in wheelchairs like retarts.




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Cementbag
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
When you get a stripper, just dont fall for the pig in a blanket trick.


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Opera Man - 57th Street
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Thanks Red Rocket. HAS ANYONE EVER TAKEN AN F"N PARTY BUS TO A BACHELOR PARTY?

Lord Duvious
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Reason Very Bad Things sucked=Christian Slater playing the same fucking character he did in Heathers

The wheelchair scene was classic though. PCU is fucking great.



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
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Speaking of Tom Hanks movies.. has anyone seen the money pit? Especially interesting are the peeing statue, and the part where he goes 'Oh crap... my house fell down". TOG.

Chat references = funny.

quote:

i used to know this hotel where Japanese business men go to. I also know where you can get a belly dancer who has her own mule. Don't forget the pills.


Yeah... and be sure you take enough of those pills so that you have hallucinations of naked nuns.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
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I have been to plenty of bachelor parties & I have always found that AC sucks because everyone ends up doing their own thing.

The best thing is find a bar in your area that has a seperate room that can accomdate the amount of people that youplan on inviting & have it there.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
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VBT was funny, esp. the Vegas scene and what they do to the dead hooker... This was Cameron Diaz's first film since Mary, so I was expecting more from her... I wasn't let down tho.

Now, "3,000 Miles to Graceland"... THAT'S when you start to get worried about Christian Slater...


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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quote:

Now, "3,000 Miles to Graceland"... THAT'S when you start to get worried about Christian Slater...


uh, hello? remember "Kuffs"? that was in '92


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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:22 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Thanks Red Rocket. HAS ANYONE EVER TAKEN AN F"N PARTY BUS TO A BACHELOR PARTY?



who needs the trouble do what I do, hijack a school bus full of mentally retarted children. They are retards and they'll do anything for a gummy bear. Plus they constantly drool so no worries of them going dry on you and they love sucking things. Just be careful if you find grumpy's sister on the bus that whore has fucked everyone and don't touch her unless you like playing "spin the wheel of STD's" and take the chance of crapping out on Herpes. Thank god her polio is not contagious but then again it's pretty cool fucking a cabbage patch kid.


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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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quote:

so that you have hallucinations of naked nuns.


I would shoot many loads on naked nuns if they looked like either Tawny or his blonde ex from that movie. That was a hot fantasy. I was hoping for some alter boys, but its all good.

quote:

uh, hello? remember "Kuffs"? that was in '92


Isnt that where he is in full on doing his Jack impersonation? that movie ruled.







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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

that they used for a bach party?



Classical music doens't go over well at a bachelor party in my experience. All the casinos will have some kickass suites that will sleep about 20. Pick any of the big ones, the Taj, Harrah's, Hilton, Sands, Tropicana. Can't come up w/ any strip joints off hand, but there are plenty down there

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