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Noellevious
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Does salami sex make you a technical virgin?


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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Salami???? Christ I feel small.




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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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::grabs face's head and slams it like a salami up Alkey's ass::

His head looks less out of place there than the salami[/]s did.



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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
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Seeing what this has turned into, I'm glad the word was salami and not Louisville Slugger . Well, there's always tomorrow.





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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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I like big Salami that I can spank, fuck, and eat... anyone have some good salami I can play with?


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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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If I were a salami hero, what color cape would i wear and what would be my special power?


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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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grumpy, if i stuck you up alkey's ass, your feet would be off the ground. ok hobbit????
and shelle, this isnt the dating or cybersex thread, go to yahoo for that. thanx




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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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I havent had SALAMI in quite a long time!!!




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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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I thoght "word of the day " was the copyright of WNEW Girl?

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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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Seph, you forgot to use salami in your post!

Shelle, good salami is hard to come by; you have to find the right butcher.

Oh, I used to get ham, bologna, salami, and swiss cheese sandwiches for lunch. With Mustard. And pickles. Now I'm starvin'.



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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
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quote:

Seph, you forgot to use salami in your post!


I want to bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat.

I could have used that other word, but it wouldnt have been half as effective.

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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
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It appears Irish Alkey is ripping off Dan Ingram, he invented the "word of the day" hoo hoo... Dan's lawyers are coming after IA to torture him with a {b}salami until he pays royalties.


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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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so, I'm sitting here, beating my dog with a big stick of salami, and i see this thread.
Then, i think, "hey, what are the odds that i just happen to be beating my dog with a salami, and salami is ALSO the word of the day?" Weird.




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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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:::Waiting for someone to post the obligatory "one time I saw this guy eating salami and he was like weeeeeeeeeee":::



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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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i think you just did ants.

oh, salami



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 2:34 AM      
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[Beavis and Butthead] Huh, Huh Huh, They said salami Huh, Huh, Huh [/Beavis and Butthead]

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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 4:41 AM      
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Alrighty, new day...new word...
Today's word children is enema .

I gave myself a salami enema and have never felt better.





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Maynard
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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So do you puree the salami before giving yourself an enema with it?


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Did Grkt tell Shelle how to use an enema to prepare for anal?

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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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If you can fit a salami up there, how does it close well enough to hold in the water for an enema?



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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I think facey seriously needs a high colonic herbal enema to calm him down. ;)



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Thanks to Face, I learned that pissed off midgets double as enema bags :-)

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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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did somebody say Salami Enema?



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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When playing doctor with his boyfriends, Alkey likes it when they use their salamis to help perform "enemas"



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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quote:

Did Grkt tell Shelle how to use an enema to prepare for anal?


You can prepare for anal? Why didn't anyone tell me BEFORE??

*writes sentence on blackboard*
"Norton choked his grandmother and spilled her enema bag all over the place."
*sits back down and lites one up*


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