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Maynard
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Now I don't usually post dumb shit like this, but I found this kinda interesting. I actually drink alot of water every day being an athlete, but I know that there are alot of people that drink lots of soda. I try to drink very little soda, but now I think I won't drink any.


WATER

1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. Likely applies to half world population)

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer.


Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?


COKE

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let it sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. This is very interesting. Check it out.


For Your Information:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!



Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?


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This message was edited by Maynard on 10-11-01 @ 10:00 AM
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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i drink water more than everything else when im at home or at school.


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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After reading this I'll definitely go for a COKE!!!




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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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I've always thought that drinking mainly water was my secret to staying thin...

Coke can also cause kidney stones, a friend of mine just passed a couple (EXTREMELY painful) and the doctor said that the cause was probably all of the soda he drank.


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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I'll Have a Pepsi.

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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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I prefer COKE, Water hurts my sinuses and just leaks out when I snort it.



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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quote:

Now I don't usually post dumb shit like this...
LIAR!!!!!
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I actually drink alot of water every day being an athlete...
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?

I'll have a sprite please.

I've seen this go around the email-route before, but I never saw the part about water. I don't think we realize just how important water is for our bodies - especially considering that broken down, we are something like 90% water.


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
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I masturbate with coke to dissolve those pesky genital warts, and my penis has never looked better. Thanks, Coke!




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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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quote:

The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
This last tidbit casts doubt on the truth of the rest of 'em. Also, you forgot the huge difference in CALORIES between Coke and water.

I drink about 8 liters of water a day, and no other liquid except some Diet Coke or tea for some caffeine in the morning. It's a hell of a lot cheaper, to say nothing of the health benefits. Now if I were an athlete like Maynard maybe I wouldn't be overweight...


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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quote:

...especially considering that broken down, we are something like 90% water.
Well, what about Grumpy... he's gotta be at least 90% asshole.



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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I drink about a half gallon of Grapefruit Juice and a gallon of water a day. I have not been sick in over 4 years.

On the other hand, I piss 4-5 times a day.


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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wouldn't 90% of Grumpy be like the same amount of 10% of anyone else?

Personally coffee. Barring coffee, water definitely.








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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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wouldn't 90% of Grumpy be like the same amount of 10% of anyone else?

Personally coffee. Barring coffee, water definitely.



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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quote:

IkeaBoy Posted on: 10-11-01 @ 12:00 PM
&
quote:

IkeaBoy Posted on: 10-11-01 @ 12:00 PM
Ok IkeaBoy... are you trying to muscle in on Ado.Mas. & Maynard's gig?
quote:

On the other hand, I piss 4-5 times a day.
That's it....geez...gimme a 6-pack & I could do that in an hour....



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Maynard
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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quote:

are you trying to muscle in on Ado.Mas. & Maynard's gig?

It's the damn firewall.

If you're drinking that much grapefruit juice, doesnt all the citric acid burn when you pee?


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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Beer has water in it, right? I'm all set.

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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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quote:

If you're drinking that much grapefruit juice, doesnt all the citric acid burn when you pee?


Is the burning from the graprefruit juice or the vodka???


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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well, i've seen all this before but i still can't give up the coke. i've tried time and time again, but i just can't stop. my friends at work even tried to have an intervention about it, but i get it for free, and i'm poor. i've also tried to increase my water intake, but i pee so damn much already, i'd have to just move into the bathroom. somebody help me...



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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quote:

I drink about 8 liters of water a day, and no other liquid except some Diet Coke or tea for some caffeine in the morning. It's a hell of a lot cheaper, to say nothing of the health benefits. Now if I were an athlete like Maynard maybe I wouldn't be overweight...



8 liters? Do you get any work done? You must be constantly running to the restroom ;)


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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*snort* COKE!

i mean... oh... that Coke.
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Actually, since I've been back in school, Water is readly available and lacking that pissy taste it used to. But when I'm home, I drink soda because ... I dunno, I just do.

Water lacks that "kick" soda has... it's the sugar. If it's water with some lime or lemon, then that's cooler.


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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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i'd have to just move into the bathroom.


There ya go, plenty of water in the toilet.





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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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I quit drinking Coke, man I miss it







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