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Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY! READ ON... Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer! FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel randezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ******************** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ************************* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone! A DAY WE WILL NEVER FORGET 9-11-01 A NEW DAY OF INFAMY MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE FAMILY & FRIENDS OF LOST ONES

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:43 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Why does this remind me of the little boy who cried wolf? So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

Sephiroth	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Yeah, i heard about this one. After it fucks up your PC, it takes over a human host body, rapes and kills your mother, puts your cat in a microwave, sings bad versions of Ricky Martin songs, then sets up a EZ-Board to talk about it. Nasty shit man. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:57 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: After it fucks up your PC, it takes over a human host body... No, no, no. That was the Trapper Keeper 5000. ;) So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: No, no, no. That was the Trapper Keeper 5000. Don't make me move this to one of the SouthPark Forums... More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I heard if enough people open this a green cloud will cover the earth and the machines with start taking over. This happen to me one other time and my friends baseball coach get hit in the head by a soda can. I got caught at the gas station that some tanker trucks surrounded. We had to give them gas but we got out of there before they destroyed the place. That was a close one. You done even want to hear about the ice cream trunk. God Bless The USA.

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