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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I would ban everybody except Gonzo and sign up an 9 year old Japanese kid, then watch the fun.


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This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 10-11-01 @ 2:22 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-11-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
i would stick grumpy, kid, maynard, tequila, av8er, am, fbldlisnisngingningoisnoingsngngbh, gilligan(just to debunk the maynard=gilligan rumors), wg, shelle and dana in a giant cage and have them battle to the death, the winner goes on a short list to become the next mod of oa.com and if kid wins, then at least all the other posters would be gone;)

ah maybe ill just ban kid and feel better about things;)




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I would be made of Gold

King f-tard
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I think if I were king I would:
- Drop the nicey-nice rule. Every post would have to include one reference to either meat curtains or rape hammer.
- Allow all newbies to be adopted first by either Gonzo or Snuka to let them learn the ropes.
- Make it mandatory that all mods have to come to functions and not just not come.
- Make the softball game and the pool tourney a monthly thing.


quote:

See you at the 2nd Anniversary party, champ!


Does that mean you'll show up, exchange a few words, and then leave with your tail between your legs?? Naah...







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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I would get drunk.





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
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Grumpy
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Kid Said:
This is my cross to bear


Since TFEC isn't here, allow me....

Kid - was the uhhh......cross on fire on your lawn? ;)

Wha? Someone had to do it. Should I have put the sarcasm tags around it?

Gaynard - lighten the fuck up already. Try some yoga or medication.

Back to topic at hand -

If I were king - I'd make Facey a newbie again and Sean would have to adopt him just so I could laugh at the abuse he'll get from him.



Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

we do that now... Cash & Sexual Favors... geez...stupid newbie

Of course some mods accept sexual favors



Some mods?? You mean there are ones that don't do this?? Suuuuuuuuure ;)


Anyway, if I were Queen :) I would abuse all the mods and make Froy my personal slave ;) lol
And I'd make Joey drive me around in his limo :)


quote:

We have a Sports Forum?...and who the fuck is Francine Banger?


LMMFAO


If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat
I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.




This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-11-01 @ 3:47 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
500postking would be head admin.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
If I was king, I would have a penis....so lets say I was queen....

If I was queen....I would....

Actually I think the only thing I would do if I was queen would be to see if I could get everyone on the board to work towards a common cause or something...like maybe try to get people to all walk in one of those fundraising walks or something. I wouldn't change anything about the board, but I would probably use it a bit to support good causes.


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

FeelMyFunBags wrote:

like maybe try to get people to all walk in one of those fundraising walks or something. I wouldn't change anything about the board, but I would probably use it a bit to support good causes.


Do they have walks for Narcolepsy?



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If I Had It All
Sometimes I can't move my feet it seems
As if I'm stuck in the ground somehow like a tree
As if I can't even breathe
Oh, and my screams come whispering out

As if nobody can even see me
Like a ghost, sometimes I can't see myself
Sometimes, then again, oh

If I were a king
If I had everything
If I had you and I could give you your dreams
If I were giant-sized, on top of it all
Then tell me what in the world would I sing for
If I had it all

Sometimes I feel lost
As I pull you out like strings of memories
Wish I could weave them into you
Then I could figure the whole damn puzzle out
Then again, oh

And if I were a king
If I had eveything
If I had you and I could give you your dreams
If I were giant-sized, on top of it all
Then tell me what in the world would I go on for
If I had it all

I could take anything
If I had no greed to bring
Only the poison that's tainting the clean
Oh, then nothing

Remembering times much younger than me now
When my breath was light
When the world raised me up kind

And here mother comforts child
Every moment was waking up
But now I've grown tired... out

If I had it all, you know
I'd fuck it up

If I were a king
If I had eveything
If I had you and I could give you your dreams
If I were giant-sized, on top of it all
Then tell me what in the world would I sing for...

If I were a king
If I had everything, piece by piece
If I had you if i could give you your dreams
If I were giant-sized, on top of it all
Then tell me what in the world would I go on for
If I had it all
If I had it all

If I had it all



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King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-11-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
FMFB: "I'd like wish for world peace..."


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I thought I WAS king.... Damnit!!!


"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
If I were king...

I wouldn't ban anyone except spammers. Everyone else would just be subject to the ridicule that they earn in their stupidity.
I wouldn't allow people's actions at board gatherings to have influence on their board status.
I would let the members of the board have a voice in the goings on of the board.
I would frown upon cliques and people who live their board lives in chat threads, never posting anywhere else.
I would not impart my own feeling or opinions on the board. I believe that a certain amount of natural selection would suffice.
I would enact a height requirement, sorry grumpy ;)

But, as I always say, if if was a "fifth", we'd all be drunk. Just voicing my opinion, which some may say is me talking just to hear myself. And that's fine.



So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
wow, go figure, everything that kid would do if he were king is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what goes on around here right now. didnt see that one coming, not by a long shot




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

Kid Afrika
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
duh facey, I said what would you change? it wouldn't make much sense to post about the shit I would leave the same, now would it?


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



Cranky Ass
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
First off, excellent thread Kid A. In a land full of lemmings, its refreshing to hear from someone who breaks from the pack.

On the topic, I would never want to be 'King', sure it would inflate my ego but what good is a self appointed status? I would rather be elected.

There are only 2 things I would change. I would make this place a democracy rather than a dictatorship with mods assigned as generals. I would also allow people to freely speak their minds and let them deal with the consequences in replies, not banning.

Unfortunately, that will never happen.

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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I wouldn't allow people's actions at board gatherings to have influence on their board status.


Well Kid, I would reconsider that one if I were you... people actually like you in person (board gatherings) :)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Cranky Ass
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
If you go through life trying to please everyone Slash you'll lead a boring and unfulfilling one.

Maybe Kid doesn't care if he's liked? I'm sure he cares more about being real.

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This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 10-11-01 @ 7:30 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
pimp_hand, don't interact with me in any way, shape or form!



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Cranky Ass
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I never learn when to shut up even though my status reads...

quote:

Is allowed back and on probation from SeanCold & Slash


Now its mine, GEGEGEGEGEGE!!!!! - Cranky Ass

________________




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the most difficult site to navigate on the net and tune into my midnite show on RonFez.net Radio

God Bless America!!! Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, Save The Children and everyone else helping restore peace.


This message was edited by SLASH on 10-11-01 @ 8:07 PM

This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 10-12-01 @ 9:49 AM
prototype
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd make a WOW celebrety section nude celebs all the time.

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
Free Northern Ireland
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'd make sure that threads like these didn't turn into "How I'd make the board better" threads.


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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just thought of this one:

  • I would let Gonzo anally rape anyone(and their children) who jumps on the bandwagon when "celebrities" post. ie: Anthony, Norton.

Example here.





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Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Damn...some of you are taking this waaaaaaay too seriously...chill out, it's just a joke.

If I were Queen I'd make sure all the cranky ass men on this board all got laid more frequently so they wouldn't complain so damn much ;)


If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat
I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.




This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-11-01 @ 9:04 PM


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