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windowlck
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
both of them are on a talk show I've never heard of before right now...Vos is still using the same material since 1993 (he's been dodging his 11-year-old because he owes her $6 for Girl Scout cookies, and has been trying to convince his nine-year-old that she doesn't need those $5,000 braces because crooked teeth are in style....blah blah blah I've been X amount of years sober)




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This message was edited by windowlck on 10-13-01 @ 2:00 AM
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:06 AM      
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yes, i saw that too, you are not crazy



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
and you know what I was still funny, what pissed me off I think they edited out my o and a plug. I didnt see the whole show. Oh and thats the material they wanted me to do asswipe Vos



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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Oh and thats the material they wanted me to do asswipe

Stop lying, you hack. That's the only material you have.
Rich Vos, funny as a skinned knee, doused with pure alcohol.


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey kid spook what show were you on tonight, cops. Isn't there a message board for convicts where you and your dad can post. If by some slim chance you know him. Tomorrow when you and your mom get up and leave the projects to go clean some white persons house try not to steal anything, and if you do go the whole day being a productive semi human. I will reward you with a banana.



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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Wait, what's this? New material from Vos? Nope, it's rehashed semi-comical banter yet again.

You're a big star Vos, you were on some half-assed show on Saturday late night tv. Oh your a success now!!! YA FUGGIN' HACK! Rich Vos, funny as a catheter.


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ok Rich.... i'll give you 2 points for that post...;)



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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I think they edited out my o and a plug.



Riiiight yeah cover your tracks since you didn't care enough to plug them. Just so you can still plug on their show, you trully are a jew.

quote:

thats the material they wanted me to do asswipe



Ofcourse since you have such a huge repetoire to choose from. I bet they didn't know what material to choose first.

quote:

Rich Vos, funny as a skinned knee, doused with pure alcohol.



lol kid, Vos, about as funny and enjoyable as getting a hand job from a leper, while having a light bulb shoved up your ass and then getting spanked by a gorilla or jeff norris.


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:22 AM      
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oh come on moron, just 2 points? this could be the only evidence of new material for months, or even years to come...



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
hey gonzo you douche bag why would I lie Mario was right there when I pluged O and A so when he takes his cock out of your mouth ask him. And then bet me 1000 dollars and I will get the unedited tape from the show. So don't call me a liar you asshole. Vos



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Sephiroth
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I only caught the last 3 or 4 minutes, when Rich plugged his website.

Holy shit, Vos plugged something?!!? Say it aint so !!

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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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quote:

Rich Vos, funny as a skinned knee, doused with pure alcohol.




Well, that depends on whose sense of humor you're tapping into. I'd find it funny as long as it wasn't me.


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
It's so nice to see guests of the O and A show interacting with their fans.

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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

and you know what I was still funny



Only on Bizzaro world.

Rich Vos, as funny as the holocost..


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It's so nice to see guests of the O and A show interacting with their fans.



If he didn't, no one would go to his shows.

BTW - What do Iyanla and Rich Vos have in common?

No one knows these shows exist ;) ;)

You know we love ya, though (that's makes it better, right)

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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
The only way I might be able to think vos was funny would be if I was to shoot black tar heroin directly in my eyes


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Not Funny= Vos
Funny= Making fun of Vos

EDIT: DOes anyone else remember seeing Vos on the Comedy Central remake of "Make Me Laugh?" No one laughed.



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
LMMFAO... Vos, I'll give you Rodney's 2 points, plus an extra 1 pt. just for offering Kid a banana.

Vos, was this the shit you were taping in Cincinnati?


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Mario Cantone & Rich Vos on Iyanla talk show



And yet we still can't find tape of Producer Rick on the Rolonda show from years ago?


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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Rich Vos, as funny as the holocost

ding, ding, ding!! i think the holocaust was funnier!! but i love vos!!

Remember-Laughter heals.

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 10-14-01 @ 12:45 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

hey gonzo you douche bag why would I lie Mario was right there when I pluged O and A so when he takes his cock out of your mouth ask him. And then bet me 1000 dollars and I will get the unedited tape from the show. So don't call me a liar you asshole. Vos



Douchebag? wow you sure showed me vos, since you don't have any original material that you can spawn off into a reply. Let me help you I am jewish maybe you can make a funny with that. Vos a professional comedian whose only sole purpose in life is to make others laugh and who has all the time in the world to come up with a witty quip, yet he resorts to third grade insults to come back at me. I'll be sure to ask Cantone after i suck his big huge veiny cum gun if you did indeed plug. But do me a favor after your head from Nortons asshole, while coming up for air try coming up with a response that is better than something suited for a third grader. I have more fun watching a down syndrome kid drooling at the cotton candy stand than I do listening to your inane babble. And why would I bet you a thousand dollars are you that hung up for cash? Gigs aren't rolling in like they used to? Is this what you have been bought down to? And I didn't call you a liar you fuckin whiney cunt, god you are more sensative than a pack of swollen clits, jeez a comic who can't take a joke, maybe only cause you can't make one. The idea of humor must escape someone as talented as you. Sarcasm Vos look into it and stop your female whinings already and learn to take a joke, I mean you have to be able to take a joke cause you keep on doing your act.

Roch Vos as funny as testing positive for HIV.



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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 10-14-01 @ 1:27 AM
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo you asshole you didn't call me a liar, this was your post, I cover my trackssince I didn't care enough to plug them. That is calling me a liar, and I can take a joke that is just not funny. And my head is far from nortons ass. You want to see funny the kid africa post where someone was throwing a chair thats funny although he's a douchebag to. And if you made any real money in life and did stand behind your words instead of being a coward you would have bet me a thousand dollars. And I don't need the money I am doing pretty well for my unfunny self. And what really gets me you then say I really am a Jew in your post. What kind of Jew are you to trash another Jew, you should listen to lyn samuels she is also a self hateing Jew. PS if your the lawyer guy I met disrecard the making real money thing I said. now post something funny Vos



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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
where did this post go so wrong?

Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s

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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Question:
quote:

where did this post go so wrong?
Answer:
quote:

Vos2803 Posted on: 10-13-01 @ 4:22 AM





More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA


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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

And I don't need the money I am doing pretty well for my unfunny self.



Then when are you going to pay your daughter that $6, and when are you going to stop shopping at Marshall's.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands


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