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slickvic	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 6:13 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	I too, will have to go with middle. Although my right nut is lower than the left. that is something i had to check physically...tmi perhaps? PS. I am right handed This message was edited by slickvic on 10-13-01 @ 6:20 PM

DR. Buster Hymen	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 7:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	CRX, interesting thread. I have this horrible vision of all the guys on the board reading this & standing naked in their full-length mirrors!!! OK, Kids, listen up. All of the supposed medical dogma about "penile position" (especially from reputable medical journals like "Playboy")are a FALLACY (get it???). Same thing goes for which nut hangs lower (as long as they hang-sorry, FBD, it will happen one day). So relax, you are all normally abnormal!!! BTW, there is a joke in the Orthopedics field that the junk always points to the injured leg/hip (it's called the "Throckmorton Sign" on an X-ray), but it's meant more for amusement (even though it has an uncanny frequency of being correct). DR. Buster Hymen Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com

Shifty	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 7:33 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 00	Perhaps it has to do with what side you sleep on. If you usually sleep on your left side, it might be more prone to hang left since gravity is pulling on it for hours each night.

JJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 7:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Low and slightly to the left as of today, but everyday the direction and angle changes. so ill keep ya informed crx. ;) Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich Go to Foundry Chat, and talk to other O&A.com members

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 7:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Mine doesn't hang at all, I keep it wrapped around my waist. I used to let it hang, but I stepped on it one time and couldn't piss straight for a week. Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 7:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	HANG!?! It should be hanging?!? Is there a Doctor in here? opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 10-13-01 @ 7:46 PM

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 7:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	hey, doc get outta here, medical fact and knowledge has no place in this thread ;) now, here's another question, is there anything more gay than a bunch of guys talking about there peni??? lmao ;) An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com This message was edited by crx girl on 10-13-01 @ 8:13 PM

OAAWITE	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 8:00 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I'm a leftie but my junk hangs straight down. I just assumed that everyone's hangs down. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I mean, like physically? Were you kicked or dropped as a kid or something?

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I was talking about which side when clothed... If yours hangs straight down when clothed... You have the same problem as Fez... Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me Sluggo667@opianthony.com AIM...Slugggo667...

Is Don on the phone?	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: BTW, there is a joke in the Orthopedics field that the junk always points to the injured leg/hip (it's called the "Throckmorton Sign" on an X-ray), but it's meant more for amusement (even though it has an uncanny frequency of being correct). Those crazy orthopedics... And I thought the junk's only non-excreatory function was to indicate back injury or sexual arousal. Live and learn! btw, I will now have to check to see if it hangs naturally to one side. Today is a left day. AIM:isdononthephone

Sephiroth	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 10:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	When not in use, i keep mine in a jar on my bedroom dresser. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:39 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Catches Punches: like a girl That might be the reason you punch like a girl A DAY WE WILL NEVER FORGET 9-11-01 A NEW DAY OF INFAMY MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE FAMILY & FRIENDS OF LOST ONES

Joe Soprano	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: is there anything more gay than a bunch of guys talking about there peni??? Sorry to get grammatical, but singluar nouns ending in 'us' may end in 'i' if plural... but what the hell. <---- Kiss me helmet. Semprini?

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Sorry to get grammatical, but singluar nouns ending in 'us' may end in 'i' if plural... but what the hell. Very good Joe, I'm glad to see you paid attention in english class. The correct pluralization is penises. Now, let's use it in a sentence...shall we? After his night out on the town, Joe needed to brush his teeth and gargle to rid the taste of several strange penises . :) Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! This message was edited by slackjaw on 10-14-01 @ 12:18 AM

Joe Soprano	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 12:11 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: The correct pluralization is penises. Who better to know than you, right, Slackjaw? <---- Kiss me helmet. Semprini?

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 12:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Well, when you have one as noteworthy as mine, you kind of become an expert. Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 12:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Did you purposely start a thread that you knew I couldn't participate in, SNOB? Joe Soprano, remove 1 of your sig pics. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 12:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	don't be silly slashy, you're participating right now. besides, plenty of other one inchers have chimed in. and my apologies joe for my incorrect usage of plurals. i can only hope this grammar lesson is a sign that you will no longer attempt to be funny. An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

DasDoomper	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:12 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: the left nut is supposed to hang lower right? i know theres a reason for this but i dont know why...anyone? The reason one hangs lower than the other is simple - to keep them from hitting each other. DasDoomper

o&aswallow	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Mine prefers to hang with redheads, but is more than happy to hang with blondes and brunettes if so inspired too. ;-) Who want's to play Afghan Bingo? B1 - B52 - A10 - F15 BINGO! - Buh-bye Mother F'er Oh and kissy-pie huggy-poo The Froy thing. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 3:39 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	You mean you're not supposed to tuck it in between your ass cheeks? Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!" Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

onehung lo434	posted on 10-14-2001 @ 3:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Are you trying to pick on me crx? :)

King f-tard	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	I'm a righty, but use the left with the junk, and I think it hangs where ever I place it, usually down the right leg. Currently both of my positions are empty. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me I must remember to bend down at first base.

Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	right handed, to the right. right? Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	left handed, hangs to the right AIM: SkiT4you First Member of the JWO Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic

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