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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Cure those pesky pacifists. | ||||
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Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:14 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I hadn't seen this up yet. If it's been up and I missed it, then delete me, tool on me, have a fucking ball if I deserve it. Otherwise.... have fun with those damn pacifists. What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed: 1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation." 2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate. 3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" 4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence." 5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence." 7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence. 8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.  Me droogies: Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | FTL, what are you talking about? College students know all about life! P.S. You seem to get chain mails about three weeks later than me. ;-)  One Nation...Indivisible. Graduated Summa Cum Laude from FollowThisLogic's Droog Academy "The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ. And then came Lewis Black." | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What can I say, I have slow relatives. They're the only ones that send me crap - I've told my friends NOT to do it. And anyway, I'd heard this one a while ago, but never had the text till now. So don't make me send you to your room. :) Me droogies: Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I never got this one, but it's funny. My rule of thumb is that if it's fowarded I delete it. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I have the 3 strike rule...if you send me 3 Fwd's and they all suck you get blocked... And I find you here, Through your eyes everything's clear, And I fall inside your arms, but I'm alone for now, alone for now... | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | chain mail or not, sounds good to me. God bless all who are going to war for this great nation. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 2:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I saw that about a month ago, It was funny then and still is. A NEW DAY OF INFAMY MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE FAMILY & FRIENDS OF LOST ONES | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 2:28 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: You can save yourself a lot of time by making this a two step process. 1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation." 2)punch him in the face as hard as you can. Repeat step 2  "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Its disguisting how these fuckers even pass themselves off as americans.
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