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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: When Goths Attack !! | ||||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 4:13 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | First the ravers, now the these people. I swear, everytime i turn around i see more excuses for mandatory abortion and/or sterilization. Jesus Christ, what the hell drives a person to act like this? Since when was avoiding the sun cool? Are we that bored of a race that we have to act out Anne Rice Novels? Well, if anyone is laughing, im sure Satan is. Beware the Goths, for they attack in Packs. One attacks you will the others apply their make-up and pretend to summon Chutulu.  Not only did this Goth lose the fight to the lawnmower, the lawnmower made her it's bitch and pimped her out to the other lawnmowers behind the Home Depot.  It's Charlie's Angels! or is it Devils! WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK !!  I dont care hat brand you use. You still look like shit and i still want to hit you with my car.  A fat Goth! Maybe instead of eating all those twinkies and Children, you can offer them to your dark lord........ the Ice Cream Man in your case.  How did this get here? Im sorry.  Now thats just plain lazy.  These three actually do pull off the "Corpse" look. You guessed it, they all have EZ-Boards.  NO.  Nothing i say can possibly make this picture more disturbing. So there.  Here is one lucky man. He gets to go home with 3 gorgeous goth chicks, and get anally violated by them all !!! LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY !!!  If this fat whore puts any more weight on that contraption she is wearing, she will break a hole clean thru the earth and kill some poor kid in China (namely Myself).  Tim Robbins really left himself go. What a shame.  THE SPICE GIRLS, NOW WITH 500,000,000% MORE ANGST AND DESPAIR!! Next Installment: The Hunt for the Wiggers!! Stay tuned!!! Fuck you, i was bored. It was either this or another news thread.
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| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 4:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm sorry but that was fucking genious. whatever happens, you still make me fuckin laugh. bra-effing-vo. you are one angry man. EDIT - almost forgot...LGC, comment?  I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 10-14-01 @ 4:27 PM | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | Personally, I think Trekkies are much worse. Much worse.quote: Hey! I dig wiggers! Nothing is cuter than a little identity confusion!  One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. "The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ. And then came Lewis Black." This message was edited by Noellevious on 10-14-01 @ 4:25 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | How come I usually think goth chicks are hot but then things like this put my entire concept of hotness into question. And now LilGothChick (a goth who is hot) will be pissed at you.  "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Oh Shit, i forgot all about her. If it makes her feel any better, i give her permission to sell whatever she has laying around her house in this thread.
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The sky is blue | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Seph What the bloody hell is in your history.  Wanna be the coolest kid on your block? Get an 'I love Froy t-shirt!' Add it to your sig today! Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Years of attacks from Godzilla, Mothra, etc. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Seph, without a doubt this is the funniest thread I have seen in almost a year!!! Great fucking job. IM me and I have a few pic of whip you can use with that wiggers thread. Just for the record bubba sparxx should be shot. Thank you. BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | www.gothicsluts.com This message was edited by RottenVinny on 10-14-01 @ 5:11 PM | ||||
| IAmMighty | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Seph, you have to stop showing us pictures from your family album. :-) | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Seph, did you ever notice that all those chicks are fat AND ugly???? Let see, I'm fat, a loser ,hey I have an idea, let me make myself up to attract MORE attention to my physical limitations. E-Mail Me | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Nice Seph...can I volunteer for the Great-American, wigger hunt? | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Wow...everything you ever wanted to know about Goths but were afraid to ask. lol I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | ok for the most part they are extremely nasty looking, but is it wrong of me to think 2 of the girls from the 'goth charlies angles' one are hot? (NOT the one smoking the cigarette) Graduate of AFDude's Academy | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: You sure that isn't Hugh Grant after the Liz Hurley breakup? One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. "The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ. And then came Lewis Black." | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yes, the two redheads in the Charlies Angels picture are very doable. And the next installment of Seph's "EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP SHOULD JUST FUCKIN DIE!" series should be mulletheads. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | When a chick gets ugly, she has to go with goth-clown make-up just to use that as an excuse. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Nice job Seph. These people need to read through BeckyDC's thread a few times or something. One question for anyone who might know. Doesn't the X on one's hand signify the "straight-edge" lifestyle one is said to abide by? Doesn't that mean no drinking, no drugs, and no smoking? Would that make fatty ho goth #1 a poser goth? Ok, that was 3 questions...  "My political opinions lean more towards anarchy....The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, 1981 "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits"-George Carlin "Now you listen here to me, you horrible little creature"-William Regal to X-Pac | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Yes the two redheads are fuckable, I agree. The saddest thing of the entire thing is the picture of the repulsive beast with the hair care products because you know she thinks she's attractive and hot and amazing looking. And she refuses to believe otherwise. And when people acknowledge her hideousness she says "Oh it's because you don't like my lifestyle," "you don't like my gothness," etc. But it's not that. People vomit on you because you're painful to look at. They're not disgusted over your makeup, they're disgusted over the rolls that stick out from your shirt and the numerous chins you present on your horrifying face. One reason people can find goth chicks hot because ignoring the makeup and everything we can see the body and we can see a good body or a bad body. And you, you Tod Browning reject, have a bad body and even worse face. Before you blame society, look at yourself, and ask yourself "well do they not like the makeup or do they not like me." "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| WyzeGuy | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Well done! I want in on the wigger thread!!! | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 8:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Beat me to it. Damnit. Wiggers eh? Lemme get you pictures a few of my ex's... can't get more wigger than that.  Soon To Be Irish Citizen PENNYROYALS, MEST, GOOD CHARLOTTE... CHECK 'EM OUT! | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 8:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | For some reason I get the distinct impression that something about this thread should offend me... But it's just too damned funny. Seph.. what websites do you habit man?? lmao!!  No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!" | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Yea, the X means straightedge, and the hot chick on the right looks like she has it tatooed to her hand. But the fat hobag smoker probably just got an X marked on her hand to get into the Goth bar. | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 8:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | LOL Was that a mini-goth giving head or something? Goths should try heroin if they want to look dead and be outcasts. | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 9:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | God Damn Seph, you have problems. I hope you don't go after the guys like me who listen to death metal, I'd have to clock you with a baseball bat. But hell, Seps little rants, always funny.  There are 3 types of leaders and heroes. Some are born leaders, some are built from the ground up by experience, and some are the right people at the right time. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | ||||
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