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Numb Nutts
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Yup I did. This girl Ive been talking to told me she loves to lick a guys nuts and give head when he is cleanly shaved. So I grabbed a razor and now I have no pubic hairs and a hairless sack. It felt pretty good while doing it too!!

Even though I did it for a chick, I still feel like I am gay for doing this.

I just thought I wuld share this with you all since I know you all have a strong interest in my nuts.

,

Drunken GW
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

This girl Ive been talking to told me she loves to lick a guys nuts and give head when he is cleanly shaved.


Sounds like a very nice girl. But does Grumpy's mom always have to be the topic of discussion?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
i have been doing this for years. its cleaner looking and my girlfriend is much more inclined to head down that way. let the tooling begin

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Numb Nutts
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
it makes me look much bigger too!

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windowlck
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Nair works alot better then shaving. Once the shaving stubble starts to grow in your balls will be itching the hell out of you.




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Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
To be honest, I usually do this too. But not for awhile now since I'm not presently getting any.


I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT!
He's a totally different tool.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

it makes me look much bigger too!


So the pebble looks like an acorn now?


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Arpi, does this practice have anything to do with the origin of your status?
Is there no danger that she would get razor burn on her chin?

Numb Nutts
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

So the pebble looks like an acorn now?
quote:



Yeah something like that.

,

2 tired 2 give N F
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I shaved my nutts

I guess that's why they're numb...



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Doesn't this itch like a mother f'er when the hair grows back in?



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i just can't believe there's people out there who say this board is gay...



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I can't believe you guys shave your nuts. It's one thing to get drunk of high with a girl and you decide to shave each other. That can be fun, but to shave your own nuts is gay.

quote:

It felt pretty good while doing it too!!


Give a day or two. Then the itch is gonna drive you crazy. You'll be digging and scratching all over town.

meatballnip
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Oh, thank you for that bit of information. I am glad that you did not post proof. I have this irrational fear of sharp objects near my nutsack, but hey, that is just me.


God bless all who are going to war for this great nation.

Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I can't believe you guys shave your nuts. It's one thing to get drunk of high with a girl and you decide to shave each other. That can be fun, but to shave your own nuts is gay.

quote:

Give a day or two. Then the itch is gonna drive you crazy. You'll be digging and scratching all over town.

If it's so gay painter, then how do you know about the itch?


I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT!
He's a totally different tool.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Arpi, does this practice have anything to do with the origin of your status


no, that comes from my dislike of cotton balls,swabs, etc.
as for the itching that only happens after the first time. after that, no problem

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I am also a member of the NSC (nut shavers club) and its true - women that I have been with always preferred it over non-shaved. Its also very hygienic, and feels better (the itcjing is rare for me, but it does happen on occassion). Look at it this way, most guys like a woman shaved there (I know I do), so why not do it for them?


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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I am also a member of the NSC (nut shavers club)


oh jeez, i sense a new coalition forming

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


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The Painter
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Maynard, did you read what I said or just the word GAY. I'll quote myself for you:
quote:

It's one thing to get drunk of high with a girl and you decide to shave each other. That can be fun,

Maybe that's how I know about the itch.

Faceman
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
you know, sometimes being a mod and having to check a lot of threads out is a bad thing. this is one of those times. just a hint guys. women talking about shaving their peaches=hot, guys talking about shaving their nuts=gay, totally gay, liberace gay




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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
out of fear of the itching, and well getting to close and having my sack bleed, i'm more of a trimmer myself

you know, between this and the which way we hang post, we know a little to much about each others franks and beans

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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

It's one thing to get drunk of high with a girl and you decide to shave each other



Why would you do that when you were drunk? One must be extremely delicate and careful when they hold a razor to their balls. I would not reccommend letting a drunk chick take a blade anywhere near your body, especially to such an important area. Were you trying to be her blood brother too?


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Tell the truth, you did it so you could stick your junk back between your legs and look in the mirror at a chicks bald twat!
Friggin homo!


The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Why would you do that when you were drunk?

Because when you're sober, it's not such a good idea any more.

Jennitalia
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I think shaving your nutts is ok. I hate getting pubic hair in my mouth when I'm going down there.
Some of my guy friends who shave also use baby powder-they speak very highly of it. Fags...



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