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Drunken GW
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 7:48 AM      
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Have a costume party Friday night. Of course it's only 4 days away and I still haven't gotten to thinking about it, but that's what you're here for. :) Any ideas???


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 8:01 AM      
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Osama Bin Landen? All you need is a few rags. Or George W, drunk :)




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Maynard
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 8:15 AM      
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How about a giant dick? Oh wait, sorry, you said a costume. ;-)



This message was edited by Maynard on 10-22-01 @ 8:18 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 8:22 AM      
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King f-tard
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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Paint a set of eyes on your ass cheeks and walk around on your hands. That should go over pretty well.






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Drunken GW
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Deeks!

Help a brotha out.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


windowlck
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
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Why don't you dress up like a Cop or a Firefighter w/ a superman t-shirt pinned back?





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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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blue shorts, blue button up shirt.
fill a back pack with envelopes.
pour baby powder all over yourself.
Go as Anthrax Mailman.

spitfire421
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
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What happened to that pretty dress you bought for one of the mb parties? Maybe you can put that to use? Or be a pimp for Halloween...

Is anyone else dressing up for Halloween this year? What are you going to be?

I'm doing the whole Catholic school girl gone bad thing this year...


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Drunken GW
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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I don't know why I came here for help.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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spit, and that is different than everyday how??

why not go as an osama, and have a friend be a cop or a fireman, chasing you...i was gonna do it at work, but they said they would fire me...




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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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spit, and that is different than everyday how??

why not go as an osama, and have a friend be a cop or a fireman, chasing you...i was gonna do it at work, but they said they would fire me...




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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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I'll help you out, Drunken....

You wanna go quick and cheap? Dress in all blue, with blue make-up. buy a rubber chicken and tie it around your neck with rope.
Then you can go as "Chicken Cordon Bleu" (Chicken, cord on blue)

Not good enough? How about getting a cheap renissanse outfit. A little gory make-up and some baby powder on the costume.
"Romeo- Six months after committing suicide"

One last one: Santa Claus costume with a pair of horns, red make-up and a pitchfork.
"Satan Claus"

If I think of more, I'll add them. Good luck.

EDIT: Skitch, did you go last weekend? Let me know what you thought.


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

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This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 10-22-01 @ 10:06 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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You don't need anything extravagant GW, just bring your bat and a joint and go as, ken griffey Pothead.


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Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
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Arthur Dent
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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Seriously, i know a way (OK, I saw it on a TV special) to do a really good Zombie with flaking skin and open wounds.

All you need is:

For skin:
single ply tissues
corn oil
dark colored make-up

Open wounds:
Morticians wax
red,yellow, and black makeup

Clothes:
get some old suit from goodwill
drag it behind you car for a few blocks down a dirt road
wear it

If you want to be twisted, sick and hated by everyone, make a World Trade Center employee ID and wear that too. Carry a gun and mumble "Bin Ladin...Bin Ladin..."
HydratedPeach
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Dress a chick up as a brick, and go as a brick layer. (TOG)



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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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quote:

just bring your bat and a joint and go as, ken griffey Pothead.



Would I still have to wear my cup?

Thanx Barry...I would like my costume to be humorous. I don't want to upset anyone. There will be a lot of policeman and fireman at this party. So keep the ideas coming.

So far I still like Seph's idea.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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quote:

I'm doing the whole Catholic school girl gone bad thing this year...


Again?????

Why not go as some bad lounge act....oh wait, we already have Barry here.

How about a festering boil....no, no....that's Ken's gig.

Ah F it....go as the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Would I still have to wear my cup?



You can always use my hand. I really have no idea for your costume bro. But whatever you would first off be comfortable in both physically and in walking outside in and something you enjoy. Do not try to think of a costume but go from an idea and it will come to you. You're a fuckin pothead you should be more creative than us, lol.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

King f-tard
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Okay, heres an easy one. Make a bowl of pancake batter and throw it all over your head and face. Then dress in a boustier and heels. You could easily pass as Traci Lords. You definitly have the ass for it.






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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Dress in all black with a surgical mask and cover your self in powder and call yourself Captain Anthrax (I had this idea for awhile, if I had a reason to do it I would) or if you want to spent money try to copy the Ash look at the end of Evil Dead 2.



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Maynard
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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quote:

I'm doing the whole Catholic school girl gone bad thing this year...

Ahhh yes, thats why I love you spit.

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Make a bowl of pancake batter and throw it all over your head and face. Then dress in a boustier and heels. You could easily pass as Traci Lords.



Well with that outfit he might be able to pass for 'faella' as well.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Well...Barry has been help...as for the rest of you fucks...Tanx for nuttin.

You still have a couple more days for suggestions and ideas...so keep the wheels going in that hamster cage of a brain. :)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Ken'sPen
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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1. go to a Disney Store and buy a Grumpy doll.
2. dress like Herman Munster including giant retard boots.
3. Tie doll around your waiste so that it is anally invading you.
Your Metal Fan Costume is now complete.

OR

Get a friend and talk a lot in a corner of the room where no one can hear you and no one is listening

Your Sports Guys Costume is now complete.

Dress like Buckwheat, carry a bag of cotton.

Can anyone say Kid Africa?





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