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stacker2addict
posted on 03-07-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My girlfreind freaked me out today.
She is not an O&A listener and knows nothing about the R.A.P.E. thing
We were fooling around in the car
she made comments on how she likes it when i get aggressive sexually, she is usually the commanding one and enjoys it when someone else takes control.
one comment she made was "Wanna Rape me?"
I just kinda stared with a dumb look, thinking to myself, no she is not going down this path.
I proceed to tell her about the O&A R.A.P.E. skit
and her response is i can get into that.
we have been together for 2 years

my ? now, is do i just accept and enjoy her freaky side.
or do i get out quick before she gets freakier?

You make the call

Stacker2Addict@Opieanthony.com

This message was edited by stacker2addict on 3-8-01 @ 12:43 AM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I would enjoy her freaky side. And if she gets freakier and you can't handle it, then talk to her.

More importantly does she have a sister?
(What I thought we were all having fun)


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
Lgaia
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My question to you is this...what's wrong with you? Some people cant get thier significant others to tell them ANYTHING that they like, and she's telling you exactly what she wants. JoeyBigarms is right....explore a little. If it gets too freaky for you take a time out. You should enjoy this moment,take advantage of it. Experience all types of things, you never know, you might like it. At least give her a little bit of what shes asking for, you have to realize that your lucky enough to know that she totally trusts you and thats why she shared it with you. :)




Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
just get freaky.





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posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Do what you think is the right way to handle the situation. In other words set freaky with her


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
My advice...go for it! Most guys complain that their girls don't do anything for them, and yours wants to get frisky...so enjoy what you have...or someone else might. :)



Dryblood
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
what kind of question is that f-tard :P

....be dialing...I mean be banging

this RAPE thing shes into can just leave her any day now so just get ur knife and rope and SLAM!



It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life
- Pantera
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Lgaia, thank you for the support and well put. I never heard of a girlfriend that says what they like.


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Joey...you never had a girl tell you what they like? Hmmmm...I guess women like me are rare and few between...wonder why I am single LOL ;)

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Dude you actually get a woman who wants to be raped and you stop to think? I have to go through the yelling, screaming, kicking, clawing and you get a golden opportunity and you have to think?

Ohh dude i am very dissapointed.

BTW this is moving to off topic in 5 minutes.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
FeelMyFunBags, girls are suppost to tell you what they like?! I have been doing this dating thing all wrong, to wonder why I am single


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Joey...they aren't supposed to just come out and say "Do it like this," but I know that when I am with a guy and I want it a certain way, I certainly tell a guy what will get me off. I mean seriously what is the point of having sex if both people can't enjoy it??

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I need to go buy a manual or something.


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
stacker2addict
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok i continue with her freaky side
Do i replace my sex toys with the following:
Prodigy "Smack my bitch up" to set the mood
OJ leather glove
and the basic rope,knives and duct tape



Stacker2Addict@Opieanthony.com
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I need to go buy a manual or something.



Can i reccomend.

Dating For The Insane By GonzoStyle (c)2000
Rape For Dummies By GonzoStyle vol.8 (c) 2001
Kidnapping Immigrant Children & Making Them Into Love Slaves By GonzoStyle (c)1997
Chopping Up The Body By GonzoStyle (c)1994


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Naw...you don't need a manual...honestly the way to get a woman to tell you what she wants is to make her feel 100% comfortable...and also you need to know when she is faking it. ;)

As for you Gonzo...might I suggest getting a job at a day camp? You will have all the children you ever dreamed of at your disposal... :)

hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Definitely take a walk down her dark path dude - aside from having her enjoy a different aspect of your sex life, you might end up really liking it as well! Life is too short to second-guess stuff like that - people who do never do it, and then when theyr'e too old, they say "I wish I would've tried that", etc.

Consider yourself lucky to be with a woman who has a kink side - who knows, this could open doors for you that you never even kew were there in the first place!

Sex is all about exploration my friend :)


"Groupsex - it does every-body good"
Proudly Adopted by Doughboy
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
nah i tried the day camp and those kids are usually from middle class families.

I work right across the street from a public school k-5th grade. And anyone who was at the official board party at my place can attest to that. Needless to say young immigrant children everywhere.



Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo...but you would get paid to touch the kiddies at a day camp ;)

hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Can i reccomend.
Rape For Dummies By GonzoStyle vol.8 (c) 2001



Gonzo, I have v.7 - is v.8 that much more up-to-date, or can I get by with 7?



"Groupsex - it does every-body good"
Proudly Adopted by Doughboy
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
GonzoStyle, can I buy these on Amazon or is it cheeper ordering them directly from you.


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Gonzo, I have v.7 - is v.8 that much more up-to-date, or can I get by with 7?



well if vol.7 was the first one you bought you are good. Because its packed with almost 10 years worth of my info. Vol.8 has more color diagrams and even a bonus cd-rom. Plus an added chapter on how how to use your own household items to create a perfect torcher cell and save yourself thousands.

Joey I woul;d reccomend you send all checks payable to:
Mr. Gonzo Style
C/O Belvue Hospital
Mental Ward
550 First Ave
New York, NY 10... ooh fuck i gotta go it's time for my meds.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
GonzoStyle, will only order if the CD-Roms are inter-active and there is graphic nudity.


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Plus an added chapter on how how to use your own household items to create a perfect torcher cell and save yourself thousands.


In that case, consider my order placed! Always lookin' to save a few greenbacks! Hope the Cd-Rom has some sweeet screensavers too!





"Groupsex - it does every-body good"
Proudly Adopted by Doughboy
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dude dont be such a:

Get Freaky!!

What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"


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