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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Masturbation – Strangest Location? | ||||
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| njstrawberry | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 2:35 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | Was it the parking lot at the local convienience store? Perhaps, in the bathroom at a Burger King or at a friend’s house while they were sleeping? For me, it was upon a rooftop of an apartment building I lived in, in total darkness with the noise of the 1 am train passing by. For some reason the gust of the wind up there blended with the sound of the train and the softness of the moon lit sky kept me coming back for more, literally. ;) So, what would you consider to be the strangest location where you have masturbated?  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 10-24-01 @ 2:36 AM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 3:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Shelle Bink's head. Edit: And for anyone who cares...her face too.  This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-24-01 @ 3:56 AM | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 3:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | There have been many different places I have masterbated, but I never considered any of them strange. My fave place is in my car when driving long distances. I have done it when there were other people sleeping in the room, in school while sitting in class is always fun. Hell, masterbation is fun EVERYWHERE!! Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his. Congrats to all my fellow graduates.  | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | quote: MUCH harder for us guys to pull that one off... :( GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Come on Hummer, just whip it out under the desk while the professor is talking and crank one off while staring at the hot girl in the row in front of you. Very simple! | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | well, i don't go to school anymore... but when i did, i went to an all guys school. i think jacking off in class would be just a little on the gay side. rick, comment? tog. GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Alright, good point. I went to an all guys, Jesuit high school and I never cranked there either. But Rutgers = much crank material on a nightly basis! Say "hello" and they offer anal! Why do you think I'm in my 5th year? | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | yeah, Jesuit schools BLOW COCK. I hated the school so much i almost didn't go to my graduation. bunch of fucking spoiled rich pricks... GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | So true Hummer, but out of respect for the lovely Straw, back to the topic at hand. I too have cranked one out in a friend's house. Shit, if they have a better porno than I do, why the fuck not? Sharing is caring right? Straw, comment babe? :) | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 5:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | similar story alkey. i remember sleeping over at a friends house once... back in 6th or 7th grade. we stayed up late watching that cheap late night HBO porn... He got up, went and grabbed a box of tissues, turned the lights off and proceeded to crank one out while i was in the same room. it was kinda fucked up. for the past 2 summers i worked for my uncle down in charlotte... i usually worked some pretty fucked up hours cuz i couldn't mess w/ the servers until everyone had left for the day. so one night i was at the office and i got the urge... printed out some pr0n pic on the color laser jet, went into the handicapped stall and proceeded to crank out a batch :) GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 5:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Everything seemed normal until this part. Were the non-handicapped stalls all taken, or is this some kind of abnormal fetish?!?! | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 5:16 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | the bathroom has one regular and one handicap... i picked the bigger of the two so i could have more room to spread out :p GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 5:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i used to do it all the time when i shared a dorm room. of course my roomate had her b/f in bed with her half the time anyway, so i'm sure she never noticed. also, while sunbathing. i think that's my most weirdest ones... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 7:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy I do it at work sometimes when I feel the need. RIght in my office, on a pile of napkins.  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I have dont the friend's house, the car, the work. But I don't know if I've ever cranked one out in strange places. Now if you ask the stranges place I've ever had oral, then I have a few good ones. In the backseat of her dad's car while he was driving me home. On the front seat of an airplane right in front of the movie screen, while the movie was showing. In school (several times). On the school bus. In the supermarket parking lot. I think those places are MUCH stranger then the places I've masturbated.  | ||||
| PhilNJ | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | In the parking garage at work is probably the strangest... Original SWILLER - Affiliate S.T.O.N.E.R. | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I used to crank batches out in the bathroom at work- in the regular stall- when I wasn't getting any for a few months. As for getting head, I did enter the Mile High Club that way. Also, got some in the back seat while both Mom and Dad were in the front seat which was really weird. quote: I have tried this, but never seem to be able to concentrate enough to cum. Maybe I don't drive far enough. Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system | ||||
| opak | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Straw it figures you would drag this up again... During the day...in the middle of the woods...was in an altered state and taking a walk and just had that urge... Glad there was no poison ivy :) | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | the strangest place had to be in the ear of this teen post whore's mom. She heard it coming.  Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him. | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | The strangist place was in the berricks one night while I was in Basic Training. It had been about seven weeks since I had sex with a partner. SO one night I waited till everyone was asleep, closed my eyes thought of my girl and just beat the piss out of myself under the covers.  | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: No good can come of this.
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 11:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: so i guess he stopped the car and jumped in the back seat with you so you can pay the toll of the road huh?  This is me, I’m always the same Virus in the system, crash the mainframe Uprise, now fall in line Roll with the pack or get left behind-P.O.D. | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 11:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | In a closet. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 10-24-2001 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: so you came in and out of the closet Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
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| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I masturbated while watching 2 guys having a gay chat about masturbation in the wee hours of the morning. It was soooo HOT! Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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