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Noellevious
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
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quote:

15year old girl=20 years in jail



-15 for good behavior= your battered rectum will be out in 5. :-)


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This message was edited by Noellevious on 10-28-01 @ 6:49 PM
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
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this isn't an eqaution just a riddle.

There's three bunnys and three ears.
each bunny wants two ears.
how do get each bunny two ears.
NO YOU CAN'T KILL ANY OF THEM.


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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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A man and a woman have a little baby.

=

Three in the family.

=

The Magic Number.



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Joe Soprano
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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I heard this one as the Bob Buchmann 'Trick Q of the D':

Q: How many 4's does it take to get 500?

A1: 8... 444 + 44 + 4 + 4 = 500

A2: 7... 44 + 44 - 4 - 4 - 4

And of course, I'll beat all you smartasses to this one:

Carolines - Comedy = Me!

EDIT: Yes, the 4's are supposed to be up, not down, on the 2nd solution, but you know what, it's gonna have to be this way.



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Semprini?


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This message was edited by Joe Soprano on 10-28-01 @ 11:29 PM
FoundryMusicScott
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Okay, first the joke equation:
4:20 = Stinky + Weed

Now the classic equation we all know and love:
c^2 = a^2 + b^2

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FoundryMusicScott
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Okay, first the joke equation:
4:20 = Stinky + Weed

Now the classic equation we all know and love:
c^2 = a^2 + b^2

Now for my own:
The American Civil War = The South's affirmation to states rights + Their advocation of slavery


What, we can't delete our own posts anymore? I thought we couldn't delete our own threads?

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This message was edited by FoundryMusicScott on 10-28-01 @ 9:11 PM
Lent
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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one 40oz of beer=your ass on the floor


and

4:20=Stinky + Weed

4:20/rules= Stinky Rules





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WyzeGuy
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
6 + 9 = a very good time

Joe Soprano
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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I just thought of something...

Since when did ANY math equation per se have to be our favorite?



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Semprini?


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Pers Equation #1:
-----------------

(X + 1)^2 = X^2 + 2X + 1

Basically states that the square of a number increases by an then next odd number of the previous square:

0^2 + 1 =1^2, 1^2 + 3 = 2^2, 2^2 + 5 = 3^2, 3^2 + 7 =4^2, etc....







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Whackbag
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
3 rights make 1 left.

Drunken GW
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Fez = Dick




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Ferret
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Sephiroth=Magus=finds being analy raped by Gonzo enjoyable.



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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Have to go with my all-time personal fav...The Shrodinger Equation



If you've ever studied Quantum Physics, this is your bestest friend. It tells you all kinds of things about energy levels and probablitly based off the Uncertainty Principle
(you can't know something's momentum and location at the same time)



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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Sephiroth + limp wrist = magus

Gonzo + Slash = Love


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Drunken GW
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Touch + My + Schmeckel = Toss + My + Salad


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Sephiroth
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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quote:

Sephiroth + limp wrist = magus


Holy Mother of Fuck is that fucking funny. Too bad only 4 people on the board get it! LMMFAO

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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Touch + My + Schmeckel = Toss + My + Salad



I dunno if i should be honored or pissed at that.

Seph they may not get the inside joke, but they will get the joke either way.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

Arthur Dent
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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I always feel better when others prove they're bigger nerds than me. :)

And Doc,
quote:

(you can't know something's momentum and location at the same time)


[joke]Isn't that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?
I thought Shrodinger was about a cat in a box?
[joke]

And don't forget:

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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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3 teaspoons= 1 tablespoon
4 tablespoons= 1/4 cup
3 1/4 cups= 1 beer
12 beers= 12pack

Need I say more??????????




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windowlck
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
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DasDoomper
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

2 + 2 = 3



Dude, who the hell taught you calculus? Everyone knows that:

1+1=3

(For extremely large values of 1)

My favorite of course, is E=mc^2

That's how Einstein learned to split the beer atom, which is why beer has bubbles.



DasDoomper




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