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Arthur Dent
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Out of the darkness the Zombie did call
True pain and suffering he brought to them all
Away ran the children to hide in their beds
For fear that the devil would chop off their heads!
::Manic laughter::



OK, your turn!


"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"The darkness in the hearts of men ooze out to display the true evil that exists in the world. If you look inside yourself, you will find that there is a fine line between good and evil. Fear comes from within, and it is the line."


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



Kid Afrika
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
ouch, that hurt kid




AIM: SkiT4you
Metalfan
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"Get in the coffin and die"

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey everyone~
Becky from DC here..new to the board..and thank u O & A


LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
HAHAHAHAAAA...LMAO, Ken's Pen! Good one!

I vant to suckk yourrr blooood!


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Maynard
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I vant to suckk yourrr blooood!

God damn you make that sound sooo hot.

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Ok...how about this one:
C'mere little boy...want some candy? Muwahahahahahahaaaaaa


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

o&aswallow
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I want some candy, Trick or Treat!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Arthur Dent
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six.
- Revelations 13:18




"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.
Metalfan
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"Don't just stare at it, eat it"

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"Apri Kippru Forever"


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
"Jim Norton adopts baby girl."



Av8er Radio
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"Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund
"Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton

Sephiroth
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
"Im pregnant, and it's yours."

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
"Can't we just be friends?"


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Here is a couple that scare me.

1. BOO
2. Don't just stare at it eat it.
3. Want some candy, it's through this zipper,





Our Flag always stands.
God Bless The USA.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
"It's not you, It's me"


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Snoteater
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
"Honey, You just got this certifed letter from the IRS."



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
From your spouse:
quote:

"My mom's coming for a 'few days'."

From your proctologist:
quote:

"You may feel a little discomfort."



Wanna use these cannons?

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
"Oh my god the condom broke"

"Liscense and registration please"




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Maynard
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

"Im pregnant, and it's yours."

Yes, very scary, but not nearly as bad as "Im pregnant, and it's NOT yours."......



"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn."
"In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."



This message was edited by Maynard on 10-31-01 @ 1:08 PM
NJopposition
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
"well i tested positive, but im not telling her...."

Arthur Dent
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
In a room with the head of I.T. and your boss:
"We'd like to discuss your internet usage."

In the O.R. just as they put the mask on you:
"Ooops..."

Your girl holding a strap-on, you tied face-down:
"I've always wanted to try one of these..."

Your boyfriend:
"Uhmm...I think the string broke off the Ben-Wha balls. I can't get them back out of you."


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