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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What to do in the bathroom | ||||
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:11 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate 1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" 6. Say, "Damn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place, then and sigh loudly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" 11. Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters." 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall. Then say, "Whoops. Could you kick that back over here, please?" 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!" 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor, making it visible to the occupant of the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."  | ||||
| Guv'nor | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | 20. Stick your arse over the top of the stall and shit on your neighbours head | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | LMFAO....I esp. like #15..... Friend of Pedro Guerrero. Adopted by Calm Your Nut. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Rub deoderant on toilt paper, let dry, then roll back up. Gives nasty burning feeling when used. Otherwise harmless. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python "Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Dent, that is one of the sickest fuckin things I ever read! Funny as all hell but sick none the less! Gotta do that to someone...... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: lamo that was always my fav to do in college. Ofcourse cantaloupes were not easy to come by so i used rocks.  Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)  | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | thank you sean, that is some of the funniest shit ever!! i can't stop laughing!! adopted by Joey BigArms, then he graduated me, so i am no longer an adoptee!!! Thanks to Joey for all the help!  | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | #21-Rub chocolate on your hands and reach under the wall to your neighbors stall and grab some TP... Sorry Stone Cold your list just wasn't complete without that one...  "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!" "Are you not entertained!?!" "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..." "GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots... | ||||
| SFShield | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Take something that resembles splooge and squirt it on the floor while moaning. -My boss is an f'n tool- | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Conditioner works well. Used to put it in a water gun a squirt people with it at the movies when I was younger. Made it look like my girl was giving me a hand job then squirt like mad!  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: LMAO. Ok I find this one very funny only because I really do have a glass eye. I am blind in my left eye since I was 18 months old. I don't use it anymore I were a patch now. Anyway when I was a kid I used to take it out and put it all over the place. I used to love to put iyt on my teachers desk and have it just staring at her when she sat down. Never used it as a goof in the bathroom though wish I would have thought of that when I was younger would have been some funny shit.  School For Newbee's | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Start screaming like a monkey and throwing shit over and under the stall. | ||||
| OandASoldier | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | I like #20..hehehe | ||||
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