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Arthur Dent
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
If OA.com Moderator was an elected position, what slogans would we hear and for who? (Non-Mods can run.)

Example:

Kid Afrika: "Don't be a player hater!"
Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Sloatsburgh, buddy! Just waiting for you to fuck up.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Kid Afrika= No justice No Peace


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
KID - I may be black on the outside but I am whiter then you on the inside


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Why in God's name would anyone want to be a mod is beyond me. Too much hard work with few benefits or perks.

By the way, the jokes on you all. Kid A is actually a wigger from the mean streets of Huntington.

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me


Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Kid Afrika: Your vote for me won't make a difference anyway.









I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
STAY THE COURSE
WITH
CORPSEGRINDERJUNK

o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
fbdlingfrg - Say it right or I'll ban your fucking ass.
NJStrawberry - A chicken in every pot, a cieling fan in every house.
Heyladiladi - Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
LunaBabe - It's time to howl at the moon,
Kid Afrika - I'll keep the board one step ahead of the police.
o&aswallow - At my age, play close attention to my running mate.
GrkQT - putting the ease after anal.
Ikeaboy - Free TV Guide subscriptions for every vote.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-7-01 @ 3:05 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Irish Alkey....Four years with ears.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Black Lazerus
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Being a mod is like being elected for president there will never be a black mod or president.

Tequila:Una bolsa de oranges en cada hogar. Y el arroz y los frijoles en cada olla.
(A bag of oranges in every home.
And rice and beans in every pot.)


The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


Now i can steal a Mercedes with 70K Miles.
Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ snakeyes_08873@yahoo.com
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
BeckyDC: A vote for me means HAPPY! :) :) :) :)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
So you were right about one thing...my team is still better than your team. And you were only right because you had a year to figure things out before I got here...but I'm still better because things happen here first... ;)

USA




Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dana Dillion: you me power good happy fun

O&ASwallow: As perverted as the next old man

K1d: Ah, just go fuck your self ::Insert Gooch wannabe jpg here::

Maynard: You care about my life!

AM: I am NOT a post whore, I'm just here constantly.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Irish Alkey....Four years with ears.



Nice!


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Teenweek-A vote for me is a vote for merging with CNN.com
IkeaBoy-A vote for me is a vote for merging with TVGuide.com
Kid Afrika-Why write it slogan, I still won't get elected



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
seph - Vote for me or face the rath of Chtulu

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dent: A frood who really knows where his towel is.
Noellevious: Support my campaign - insert yourself here.
(apparently obligatory) KidA: Because Colin Powell isn't a board member.
TeenWeek: Together we will get dick jokes on CNN.
Seph: A vote for Seph means your life is spared by the Ninja Death Squad.
And he's already a mod, but if he had needed to run...
Gonzo: A touching candidate.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
AFDUDe- a vote for me will be fabulous!!
IAMANTHONY- without me, there'd be no board
FROY- You Love Me, why not vote for me
K1D Afrika- my people be opressed enough
Cranky Ass- I will take down Boss Jim Gettys!!
Gonzo- I know where your children live



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
Arthur Dent
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Faceman: All work and no board parties make Face a good Mod.
Lent: Give up your vote for Lent.
Tequilla: One Tequilla vote, Two Tequilla vote, Three Tequilla vote, MOD!!!
FeelMyFunBags: Not just a Mod, a suggestion.
Black Lazerus: Ressurection TEH FUNNY!!!
fbdlingfrg: You don't have to spell it to vote for it.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Lent: Give up your vote for Lent.
Clever, clever boy.

Teen Week- I'll report I won no matter the outcome
Spitfire- you know what /i'll/ legalize OR You can vote or just relax...
Seph- Super Happy Fun Vote, Yeah!!
IkeabOy- I'm not just TV, I'm self deprecation and movies too
Dana Dillon- I'll die from my cancer of the AIDS if you don't vote for me!!



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-7-01 @ 5:38 PM
FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
All The Foundry Kids: "Please Pay Attention To Us!"


AIM: PaintballOpAnt19

Im A Racist Prick.
I'm Gunna Find You Petrizzi..And Eat Ya.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Faceman: All work and no board parties make Face a good Mod.



Hey Arthur, I like that. Wanna be my vice-mod?:)

shelle bink:I'll bend over backwards, or forward or any other way for your vote.
Kid:aaaaahhaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaahaaa. Don't throw about your vote, vote for someone worth it;)
NYR1242134983798734:vote for me and I'll never post again:)



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

All The Foundry Kids: "Please Pay Attention To Us!"



I say that now anyway, so itd definitely be my slogan.




Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich



Go to Foundry Chat, and talk to other O&A.com members



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

All The Foundry Kids



New game: Make the logo for the upcoming "Foundry Kids" sitcom on the WB.


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Froy – I will give everybody a credit card with their sig pic on it.
o&aswallow – I promise I won’t die before my term is up.
NJStrawberry – Strip clubs on every corner.
Gonzo – Kids are the future and I plan on giving them all happiness.
Foundrymusic Jeff – I will make this city less harder then foundrymusic to navigate.
Grumpy – I will knock off $10 dollars on my mom’s price for everybody who votes for me.
FN Moron – I actually inhale.
LiquidIce – Hi
Magus – We are here, we are queer, we will not disappear.
Opak – I promise I won’t disappear like I did on OA.com.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
RottenVinny: Endorsed by Anthony - IAMASSCUNT!! Please let me change my status.

JoeyFagArms: Nothing really. I just wanted to bring up that name.

BrokenJaw: In the words of Snake Plisken "Time to find yourself a new President."

Roger: Appeal to the Mother Mary of the show.

JeffK: FEZ=DICK!!11 Liek I want 2b yuor Moddd.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .


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