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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:28 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | As I was driving to work this morning, I got stuck in traffic and saw a bumper sticker that was pretty fuckin funny. Then my little midget brain started to think about all the different ones I've seen in my time. here's a few and feel free to add your own. * I'd fly 10,000 miles to smoke a camel (picture of an arab on a camel in a rifle's crosshairs) * Why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot em? * Zero to Bitch in 5 seconds.  Fuck you Ken. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Late September I passed a luxury sedan on the Turnpike with a hand made bumper sticker that read, "Bin Laden is a Fucking Pussy". I sped up to see who was driving and it was a silver haired business exec. I thought it was great. More mainstream I was always partial to "Where are we going, and what's with the handbasket?" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | 
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| InMourning | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:42 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | Life is Like a Dick, When it gets hard....Fuck It | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive! Jesus is coming - Look Busy! My karma ran over your dogma. "No, YOU suck" - the mean people. Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember... If you can read this, the bitch fell off. (on the back of a biker's T-shirt). Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later) Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready. Don't Laugh, your daughter may be in here. If you like my bumper, you'll love my headlights. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I've seen so many good ones...
But I fucking hate all those religious freaks who feel it is necessary to post their views all over their shitbox 1979 station wagons like "It's a child, not a choice" and "Jesus saves" etc. etc.  Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. NEVER FORGET!!! This message was edited by spitfire421 on 11-9-01 @ 11:03 AM | ||||
| Mike Rotch | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I saw this one while I was at school in CT. Get the bell ready:
I couldn't believe I saw that on a car. My guess is that guy never drove into Bridgeport with it.  Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functining mind is Clinically dead. Believe in nothing... This message was edited by Mike Rotch on 11-9-01 @ 11:19 AM | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 11:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | A couple that stand out: - My pothead smoked your honor student - If it smells like fish, eat it!  "My political opinions lean more towards anarchy....The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, 1981 "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits"-George Carlin "Now you listen here to me, you horrible little creature"-William Regal to X-Pac | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Nader campaign sticker on a Ford Excursion with One person in it. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 11:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | My personal favorite: JESUS LOVES YOU The rest of us think you're an asshole.
Wanna use these cannons? This message was edited by Mrs. Moosen on 11-9-01 @ 11:55 AM | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Heres my favorite  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "This car drove into Grumpy's mom" She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy . | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Watch My Rear End "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I saw this one on Nikki Sixx's bass when I saw the Crue a few years ago: Prevent AIDS, aim for the chin  This space for sale. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | "Keep back 300 feet" "This vehicle stops at all RR Crossings" and, my personal favorite... "Do NOT pass while lights are flashing" Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | "Hazardous Materials" LMFAO | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | If Barbie's that hot, see if she will f*** you tonight. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Ftard - I love that one too. but you got the revised version. Here's the original And in case you can't read the fine print, I rescanned that part at a higher definition. it tough to read as you drive by though. Here ya go (deek!):  Fuck you Ken. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Baby On Board If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:35 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Stop lyin' grump. The only way you can see bumper sticker on another car is if you stand on your front seat. :) A dumb one that always gets me... "Visualize Whirled Peas"
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| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear Lord, Give me the strength to become the person my dog thinks I am  The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Wow, thats a good close up. I actually found another on my way to lunch, and took a picture of it, I want to get one to put on my Pickup.  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Grumpy's Sister: HAVE HERPES WILL TRAVEL. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-9-01 @ 2:55 PM | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | I saw this one on a car on my way home from school yesterday! | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | woops my computer seems to be haveing a stuttering problem today! ignore the double post! This message was edited by CantHandleMyBooty on 11-9-01 @ 3:05 PM | ||||
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