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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Comatose girls are pretty cool. They don't say no!


You think that's easy? Try dead chicks, they're the best!!!


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I was going to write a real fetish of mine but since everyone in here is joking around..guess not
Oh well, I'll just save it for another day!

What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
2 things I like:
  • leather
  • candles

    :::trying to steer this in a serious direction, lets see what happens:::



    "Groupsex - it does every-body good"
    Proudly Adopted by Doughboy
  • Takeshi666
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Dec. 00
    -Girls with glasses, leather, PVC and a gay cap. (And maybe a whip)
    -Space monsters
    -Animals (anything that can eat me, the danger in it turns me on)

    Now, I assume that no one takes this seriously.




    This message was edited by Takeshi666 on 3-9-01 @ 1:57 AM
    hornygoatweed23
    I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
    G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
    Dragoon Battalion
    My friends call me Weed
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Jan. 01
    quote:

    Now, I assume that no one takes this seriously


    well, i tried.


    "Groupsex - it does every-body good"
    Proudly Adopted by Doughboy
    GrkqtOandAfan
    Claim staked by FTL.
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:11 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00

    • being blindfolded
    • having chocolate syrup (maple, honey...whatever) licked off of me
    • and having sex in different places (its a rush...only done it a couple of times in different places but it was a rush)


    figured i would share anyway ;-)

    What are we gonna do about this?

    "OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"


    This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 3-9-01 @ 2:12 AM
    GonzoStyle
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Jan. 70
    quote:

    Are you kidding me Tequila, I'm afraid to see what he's going to put up in here...


    who little old me? ooh come on they're not that bad. Ok i picked a light fetish that i enjoy as to not freak you guys out too much.

    I am only able to get an erection while cutting my penis. As you can imagine there are not many women (none in fact) who are willing to share in my perversities so I am forced to sit at home alone all day cutting myself. Sometimes when I am really angry at the world then I will take a Stanley knife to my mushroom-end of my penis and cut all the way around before ramming my penis into a solution of vinegar and lemon juice. This turns me on so much that I ejaculate immediately. As I sleep in the living room on the couch and still live with my mom I am frequently embarrassed when my mom will walk in, finding me breaking bottles over my penis, etc. I have tried on several occasions to explain my problems to her but she simply shouts 'Get out of the bathroom this instant- stop watching me in the shower.' and refuses to let me discuss anything with her. But i just can't resist sneaking a peek of my mom putting on her grandma panties as i stand in the door way carving my penis with a rusty cheesegrater like michaelangelo carving out the statue of david. Oh jesus and baby jesus, I'm so depressed. I think I'll go jab some pins into my testicles.


    Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
    comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
    unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
    guest you've brought to bed
    Death makes angels of us all
    & gives us wings where we had shoulders
    smooth as raven's claws
    --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)



    This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-9-01 @ 2:21 AM
    CrackSweat
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:43 AM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Oct. 00
    Well now that Gonzo posted, there's no matching that, so as usual I bow to gonzo and now I'm off to look for another post. P.S. girls peeing on me is pretty hot though!!!!;)

    Unicron
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:01 AM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Mar. 01
    Redheads......with nice, decent jugs, and don't mind being gutted, hung from my wall, and fucked until there limbs start falling off from decay

    damn..now i'm all horned up now

    Metalfan
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
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    Registered: Sep. 00
    quote:

    being blindfolded


    Hmmm, I have a large assortment of silk ties that I don't need to work since we've gone business cas. Think I just found another practical use for them :)


    E-Mail Me



    "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
    GrkqtOandAfan
    Claim staked by FTL.
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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    Registered: Oct. 00
    LOL LOL Metal, thats why I like you always thinking

    What are we gonna do about this?

    "OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
    Metalfan
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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    Registered: Sep. 00
    GrkQT....waste not, want not

    E-Mail Me



    "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
    HOSPITALIANO
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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    Registered: Oct. 00
    Yes. Red hair and Green Eyes. That combo just drives me crazy. If only Irish Girls weren't so freaking annoying. At least they're really easy around last call. But I'm not sure that's a real Fetish though. I have been at the filming of some fetish video tapings and they are always the weirdest shit. Once we did a TEEN Cheerleader foot fetish video that for 95% was just this girl rolling around on a bed in the uniform rubbing her feet in this guys crotch then having her feet sucked. Only at the end did she take off her top and panties and gave the guy a foot job. Again very weird.

    Me and Carly Sparks actually started manufacturing a fetish. It started out as a joke but once we did a photo shoot and posted it on her site, people just reacted. It was for the elbow, more specifically the inside fold of the elbow. We had her lick it, rest cigarettes in them, pour milky substances into them. Then we wrote a story on how once a guy asked to fuck her elbow fold. People went crazy for it and we had to actually do it in her next film.




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    This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 3-9-01 @ 10:22 AM
    Froy
    King Shit
    *board owner*

    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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    Registered: Feb. 01
    Well Teen makes it all gooder...

    Once again, nothing can top Gonzo...


    ~Matt/Froy from Jersey
    The Hell Hole

    Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

    Also providing total immunity to Fayth
    MashedPotatohead
    NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00
    quote:

    I am only able to get an erection while cutting my penis. As you can imagine there are not many women (none in fact) who are willing to share in my perversities so I am forced to sit at home alone all day cutting myself. Sometimes when I am really angry at the world then I will take a Stanley knife to my mushroom-end of my penis and cut all the way around before ramming my penis into a solution of vinegar and lemon juice. This turns me on so much that I ejaculate immediately.



    You know what GS, if you force candy down your pee hole - the next time, slice the mushroom-end about half way so that you have your own Pez dispensor ;)

    Sig Pic Under Construction
    GonzoStyle
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Jan. 70
    quote:

    You know what GS, if you force candy down your pee hole - the next time, slice the mushroom-end about half way so that you have your own Pez dispensor



    sweet!!!! i love it and then i can put a little hat on my penis and make it look like a real person. Maybe with my penis head split open i can call it the kurt cobain pez dispenser or the kennedy?


    Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
    comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
    unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
    guest you've brought to bed
    Death makes angels of us all
    & gives us wings where we had shoulders
    smooth as raven's claws
    --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

    Froy
    King Shit
    *board owner*

    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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    Registered: Feb. 01
    I am speechless


    ~Matt/Froy from Jersey
    The Hell Hole

    Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

    Also providing total immunity to Fayth
    GonzoStyle
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Jan. 70
    quote:

    I am speechless



    Come on froy what did i do? i just shared lmao come on mashed had a great idea the kurt cobain penis dispenser would be a cool thing to whip out at the official board party.


    Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
    comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
    unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
    guest you've brought to bed
    Death makes angels of us all
    & gives us wings where we had shoulders
    smooth as raven's claws
    --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

    Teen Tomato Boys
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Jan. 01
    We'll only one of us is at the comp right now but the one who is likes ice cold hands placed on his neck...

    It's not a sick one but it sure as hell feels good...



    "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
    "Are you not entertained!?!"
    "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."
    "GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT

    Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
    Froy
    King Shit
    *board owner*

    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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    Registered: Feb. 01
    Please, never show that in public, especially at a n official board party...


    ~Matt/Froy from Jersey
    The Hell Hole

    Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

    Also providing total immunity to Fayth
    MashedPotatohead
    NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00
    quote:

    sweet!!!! i love it and then i can put a little hat on my penis and make it look like a real person. Maybe with my penis head split open i can call it the kurt cobain pez dispenser or the kennedy?



    OH NO NO...It can be the Nicole Brown Simpson Pez
    dispensor ;)

    Sig Pic Under Construction
    MashedPotatohead
    NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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    Registered: Oct. 00
    quote:

    We'll only one of us is at the comp right now but the one who is likes ice cold hands placed on his neck...



    How about a ICE COLD KNIFE BLADE so I can slice your head off, then you would become Teen Tomato Boy ;)

    Sig Pic Under Construction
    FukMeBoobs
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Feb. 01
    hot wax either on my body or pouring it on another

    GonzoStyle
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Jan. 70
    quote:

    Please, never show that in public, especially at a n official board party...



    aww come on tell me that wouldnt be entertaining, we can play name that penis make it like a contest. Best name or maybe not....::turns and runs away::


    Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
    comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
    unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
    guest you've brought to bed
    Death makes angels of us all
    & gives us wings where we had shoulders
    smooth as raven's claws
    --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

    o&aswallow
    posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Jan. 01
    quote:

    and having sex in different places (its a rush...only done it a couple of times in different places but it was a rush)



    Grkqt,

    Well technically, seeing you have never been to my house, it still qualifys as different and you know the third time is the charm....LOL



    It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.



    This message was edited by o&aswallow on 3-9-01 @ 6:29 PM


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