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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Helmet Headsor Turtlenecks?
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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I was talking about this with a buddy of mine, don't ask why two men were discussing this but then again it's me.

What is the preference these days? Cut or Uncut syphillis shooters? I dunno man the uncut ones always scared me looked like one of those fruity party favors to me like a sausage covered with a sock. Plus the smegma, no matter what CBH and TFEC say is not attractive.

What's the commitee here have to say?

I'd rather be cut, and if I was putting a cum gun in my mouth. I mean it's already sweaty, hairy and piss topped who needs god knows what growing under that fuckin flap infecting the kid poker any further.




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Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Your not even trying anymore.

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posted on 11-17-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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Boring Saturday for you too, huh Gs?



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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
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Soooooooooo anway do gay men place more emphasis on male genital endowment in their partners than heterosexual women? Do you think most men exaggerate their size? I think ALL men are obsessed with the size of their dicks and are somehow worried they don't measure up. After all, the bigger the dick, we stupidly think, the more of a man you are. This turns into an even bigger drama when two cocks are involved in a relationship instead of one. I know many size queens and, let's face it, a snug fit feels good. By the same token, queen-size dicks (I figure anything 11 inches and, ahem, up) can be pretty scary. This one guy I umm knew had the biggest cock I've ever had in my life. It was well over 12 inches and pretty thick I
needed two hands to grip it.... i mean if mine was that big i'd NEED two hands...anway. 'No way,' I told him, 'is that thing going up my ass.' But it sure was beautiful." Couldn't have said it better myself.

So anyway the point of the story is if you have herpes "hey baby I have herpes wanna lick the oozing bile off the scabs on my infector stick." Is NOT a good pick up line.




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Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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There we go! Bravo!



but i still wont fuck you.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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quote:

but i still wont fuck you.



IT'S ALL I GOT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pssst.. seph we already did fuck






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Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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quote:

pssst.. seph we already did fuck



And thats why i dont drink anymore.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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The darkside is much better.
Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-17-01 @ 2:25 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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quote:

And thats why i dont drink anymore.
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Black Lazerus
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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quote:

This one guy I umm knew had the biggest cock I've ever had in my life.


the funny thing is that that was his cousin

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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-17-01 @ 2:31 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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quote:

the funny thing is that that was his cousin



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posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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quote:

Helmet Headsor Turtlenecks?
I thought this was going to be healthy discussion of German fashion designers...

Imagine my suprise?



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Maynard
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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quote:

I thought this was going to be healthy discussion of German fashion designers...

Holy shit barch, so did I. And I was wondering why the hell GS was talking about turtlenecks. But after reading this, I laughed my ass off.


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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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