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Cranky Ass	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:02 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	My dog Bob. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	there's a third but i guess she's been camera shy lately An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com This message was edited by crx girl on 11-20-01 @ 6:11 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Trish, is it hard to house-break two little red "x"s? :) Anyway, I have a boarder collie/shepard 1 year old doggy named Killian. I also have two little hamsters, one named One-Eyed Willie (cuz he has one eye) and one named PJ Fuzzy Buns (cuz her buns are fuzzy). Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

CantHandleMyBooty	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	I have a dog name Teddy and he is 5, half rotweiler and half pitbull...yea i know nice combo huh? And i have 2 kitties....one is named Cocoa and she is 12. She is very pretty Calico kitty but a cranky old lady. And Simba is 6. Now he was very sick last year cuz he had kidney stones and to make a long story short he had to have a "sex-change" so the stones could pass through and he wouldnt be in any pain. OK OK i know that was pretty mean but it was either that or he would die!! My guy friends were pretty upset and said they would rather die but i would be lost without my kitty he is my baby!! He follows me everywhere...he my lil shadow. Anyways his new name is RuPaul now ;) [IMg]http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/CantHandleMyBooty sig/shakira copy.jpg">

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: LunaBabe wrote: Do you have any pets? Inspired by Maynard's "Why do you suck" topic. Cause you put the peanut butter on "it"? Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

SweetAngel	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	This is my dog Fletcher. He's a shepherd/something mix. Got him from the shelter about a year ago, so he's about 1-1/2 years old. He's a cutie, but very hyper. And this is my (and Brokenjaw's) cat, Gizmo. He turned up outside my door about 4 years ago, alone and declawed. Turned out my neighbors moved and just left him behind. Fletch is my favorite of the two, although Gizmo always tries to make me feel better when I'm sad or sick. *Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies* This message was edited by SweetAngel on 11-20-01 @ 10:04 PM

Sir Okonkwo	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 7:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	I have a dog named Sheila. She's a big brown mutt, and kinda slow, but I love her. Also, a Burmese python, two Boas, a Savannah monitor, and a box turtle... "My political opinions lean more towards anarchy....The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, 1981 "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits"-George Carlin "Now you listen here to me, you horrible little creature"-William Regal to X-Pac

Harpua	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 7:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	I have a 2 year old golden retriever...he needs to get a piece of ass(don't we all) anyone with a female golden that wants to have puppies??

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	We have a golden retriever/border collie mix named Marley, whom my mom rescued from an abusive environment earlier this year. An absolute sweetheart, but unfortunately has it in her head that she's a lap dog. We also have a goldfish pond that used to have about 40 fish in it, but after a bizarre 24-hour period of mass suicides, we're now down to two. HydratedPeach Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Slash, with his dirty mind, wrote: Cause you put the peanut butter on "it"? Nope, sorry Slash. This thread was only inspired by Maynard's because the conclusion was that people suck. Romeo, he said to Juliet, â€œYou got a poor complexion It donâ€™t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.â€ Juliet said back to Romeo, â€œWhy donâ€™t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.â€ ;-)BBBOINKKK;-) Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only. This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-20-01 @ 8:37 PM

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I have one cat, he is a 3 year old Himalayan named Snagglepuss Lord of Bowser (my little brother picked the second half of his name ::rolls eyes::) Named him Snagglepuss because he is a very VERY feminine looking cat and Snagglepuss was a gay Hanna Barbera cartoon character. He is a cutie I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous. But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious. And you know I want to love and trust you. But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.

Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	I have a cat, and his name is dippy. I use to own an Akita. Her name was Cleo, and she lived for 17 years. I miss that dog. There's a method to my madness.

Opie's Sack Lunch	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:17 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	I have a West Highland White Terrier named Pesto. He's very cool, hyper and annoying at times but very affectionate. Good Dog.

Mr. Brownstone	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Two cats, Gabrial and Muffy. quote: I have a sun conure A what? This space for sale. I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...

Psycho Bitch	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 9:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	OMG..Trish I swear I thought I was looking at a picture of my cat!!!! lol The pic on the left is almost identical....that's so weird. I'll have to find a pic of mine to post I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more You say you don't know what you're doing here...Does that mean you might disappear ...How would I know ...You might feel that there's something real...In the next hello.... How would I know...If you don't tell me so...if you wanted to go ...How would I know . [ÃAIMÃ ] [ÃE-MailÃ]

Lgaia	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:22 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I use to own an Akita. Her name was Cleo, and she lived for 17 years. I miss that dog. I had an Akita growing up as well. My parents purchased him from a "Highly Reccomended" breeder.His name was Kato. Turns out the cunt forgot to mention that there might be a chance he had a genetic defect that would cause him to be sick. He got sick when he was 3 , started going blind, because his own body pretty much attacked itself. He was totally blind by the time he was 4. You would never know it , was still an awesome watchdog,and was still alert and happy. Then he started getting worse with other parts of his health. One night I came home from work, and I went to go see him out side (summertime), and he wouldnt come when I called him, well he was just laying there and wouldnt get up, I put his head in my lap and a while later he died. I can still remember him just laying there while I was stroking his head. After all this time I KNOW he waited for me to come home to say goodbye.When he died a part of me died. I can honestly say I have never cried like that in my entire life, He was the most unbelievable thing...I still get upset, that was almost 5 years ago...:( :( Thats my big fatty Ikkus...he eats anything! Thats my other cat named Kitty...She's way too shy. This message was edited by Lgaia on 11-20-01 @ 10:50 PM

DasDoomper	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	I have a big black cat named George. I named him that after Curious George because of all the trouble he gets into. The first pic of him was when he was a kitten (about 5 years ago). The one of him in the GAP bag was taken recently. I adopted him at the local vet clinic. DasDoomper

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Here is my dog, Willie. He is a 3 year old pug.

theinsectsgotme	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	Our dog,Casey, died this past summer. She was a Shepard/Lab mix. Got her from the ASPCA at age 6 about 7 years ago, due to a divorce. Sweetest dog youâ€™d ever want to meet. Also, had to put a cat down a few months before that. 19 years old. The kids asked me to bury her in the yard. No shit, just as I put the last shovel of dirt over her it started raining. The four of us scattered through the yard, mostly crying. My daughter found me and said, â€œyou know it started raining because God is crying.â€ I miss those animals more than I could express here. But thank god for a kidâ€™s perspective.

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:06 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Cute dog RF, I love pugs! ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	this is my dog bandit. she's 11 years old now, this picture was taken about 6 years ago before she got fat. i don't have any new pictures of her cause she is fat. sh'es a miniature pincher. she is the biggest bitch in the world. she scares people cause she looks like agiant rodent. my nickname for her is speak. She hates everyone. don't you just want to punt her across the room. she rules. have some chuckles you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:36 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Now he was very sick last year cuz he had kidney stones and to make a long story short he had to have a "sex-change" so the stones could pass through and he wouldnt be in any pain. Was no one else disturbed by this?! Poor kitty! quote: I have a sun conure quote: A what? Its a type of parrot....I will post a pic later if I can find one...we don't have any good pics of him yet.... i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Bundle of cuteness?? You're insane....sweet shluffies.... USA

spitfire421	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 9:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	here are my kitties, behaving and being bad *Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.* NEVER FORGET!!!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: here are my kitties, behaving and being bad Cool names. :-) *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

spitfire421	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:58 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Hey, I named them earlier in the thread :P *Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.* NEVER FORGET!!!

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