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Arthur Dent	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	No names. Just "general statements only". ;)

Sloatsburgh	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Glowing, friendly personality Boring job Listens to O&A and visits this board nearly every day Does not want the job Sense of Humor Does not produce Lists of the Day or Top Ten Lists 60 pounds overweight 60 pounds underweight Has a great ass Understands HTML, Image editors, etc... Lives in NY and can attend manditory board/Bang parties. Can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:15 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	They refrain from starting threads like this. FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Not being Kid A What? You knew someone had to say it The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	1) Keep your mouth shut cause you know whats good for you. 2) Thinks Meter Maid sounds like a 'cool' job. 3) Complete lack of social life. 4) Nazi youth party no longer accepting applications. 5) Thinks Traffic Cop sounds like a 'nifty' title. 6) Held some sort of position in high school government. 7) Thinks "The Starr Report" is great leisure reading. 8) Skin tone could best be described as 'translucent'. 9) Attends Magic The Gathering tournaments regularly. 10) Thinks Kid A is the reason for the downfall of this board. 11) Complete inability to take a joke unless its about someone other than them. 12) Ego the size of Texas. 13) Wouldn't even think of replying to this topic with anything other than glowing remarks and praise for moderators. 14) Belives that anything mods or Froy say is gospel. 15) Your real life sucks but you make up for it by having some dillusional form of status by being a moderator of a message board. 16) Inability to have think independent of the majority, not for the sake of dissention, but because its what you believe. 17) Three words: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-21-01 @ 4:00 PM

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 1:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	lmao Cranky - great list, and on another positive note, according to your list I'll never be a mod - not that I'm knocking any of you mods out there ;)

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 2:02 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	10) Understands how the board works 9) Understands the heirarchy inherent to the board 8) W.A.S.P. 7) Low-key, yet has a presence on the board 6) Attends board functions regulary (existing mods grandfathered in) 5) Friend of the show 4) Live with O or A 3) Friend of froy 2) Do something for froy personally And the number one reason someone should be a mod... 1) Because froy says so. Let's be honest, all the supposing, theorizing and pontificating in the world is never going to knock #1 from the top of the chart. At least not until my plan of total board domination comes to fruition. ;) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 2:10 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Shit Kid, did you steal the handbook? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Here is a question for ya's. Why would somebody want to be a moderator of a message board? What are the benefits of being a moderator? Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Reasons someone should be a mod Because the other mods say so. Edit: quote: Because froy says so. Damn you, Kid. ;-) One Nation...Indivisible. NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all... The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01. This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-21-01 @ 3:21 PM

Arthur Dent	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	quote: Why would somebody want to be a moderator of a message board? What are the benefits of being a moderator? Well, ther's the...uh...and then there's the...and you know you get...uhm... Oh yeah, you get to read Behind the Scenes and your name bounces around. quote: 8) W.A.S.P. White Anglo Saxon Protistant... Hmmm, isn't Gonzo jewish and Joey's Italian... Guess we can cut that down to W.

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Why would somebody want to be a moderator of a message board? What are the benefits of being a moderator? Think Tony Soprano at the Bada Bing. It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike that. "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:23 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Think Tony Soprano at the Bada Bing. It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike that. Who are the whores? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Who are the whores? If we told you, we'd have to ban you. Reading comprehension sucks, don't it? "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	A mod must be neutral and not take sides, be aware of any disturbances to the board's karma, and must drink highly cafienated drinks such as code red. FUCK BIN LADEN!!!! We'll show you a "holy-shit war!" Justin Rowe, proud citzen of New York State and the USA. St Johns.U.'04

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: If we told you, we'd have to ban you. Thats all? Well go ahead and tell me then! ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	To someone: Affirmative Action Wednesday November 21- CBS: 60 Minutes II, Race, Garth Brooks...NBC: Ed, Wing, L&O...FOX: 70s Show new, Grounded for Life, Bernie Mac, Titus...ABC: Kids, Jim, Carey, Line...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB: Dawson, Felicity

njstrawberry	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Reasons (I believe) someone should be a mod: 1. You are well respected and known among the majority of the board members. 2. You attend board functions. 3. You are a productive member of the board. 4. You understand the "rules" and follow them and encourage others to do the same. 5. You DON'T cause problems for attention. Regardless, of why, how or when someone becomes a mod doesn't matter because there is actually no standard or test. Just look at the those who have been made mods since you personally joined the board. They have nothing in common, in the sense that you can't narrow down any reasons why except that - Froy wanted them. Regardless of why he wanted them is not the issue. The fact remains your time here, your post count, what you do or don't do, whether you are respected or not or even attend board functions doesn't mean shit unless Froy wants you. (So for all you wanna-be's start kissing his ass a lot and now!) ;) EDIT: Did I mention he is particularly fond of fine wines, yachts, personal jets and lots of money? :) ...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE... We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses! This message was edited by njstrawberry on 11-21-01 @ 3:56 PM

Maynard	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Why would somebody want to be a moderator of a message board? What are the benefits of being a moderator? Because you get to sit on a throne atop a golden pyramid wearing loin cloths while thousands of naked women throw baby pickles at you. down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck.

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Maynard, why are you the only person who has that dream? "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank

Black Lazerus	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 3:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: Why would somebody want to be a moderator of a message board? What are the benefits of being a moderator? Two word's Lap Dances The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 5:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Who are the whores? I think we all know that at the top of the list is **** **. LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 5:35 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike that. R.I.F. - Reading Is Fundamental quote: Reading comprehension sucks, don't it? Could it be any clearer? And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".

VooDude	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 5:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Cranky said: quote: 15) Your real life sucks but you make up for it by having some dillusional form of status by being a moderator of a message board. Didn't O&A comment on people that live their lives online.......pretending to be "Commanders" Shitter Crew - Don't piss me off, or I'll lift your house.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 5:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Who are the whores? Everyone

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