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GonzoStyle	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:18 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Dear Santa, This year I wish for: The swelling to go down on the sores on my kid poker I wish for froy to finally agree to link 'The Unlucky Guy' as one of the fine adult films offered by OA.com I wish for the GOD given talent to make people laugh like joe soprano I wish for slash to not cheat on me with all the other mod whores. I wish for froy to finally be truthful with his reasoning in making FTL and Fez mod's. Finally I wish For santa not to go by my house and flip me off while yelling "you killed jesus you fuckin kike, 6 million more!!!" Thanks Santa, GonzoStyle. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	think santa will listen to you jew? Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:55 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: think santa will listen to you jew? If he learned his lesson he will.

Sephiroth	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	You people get like 41 days of gifts, stay the fuck away from ours. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:10 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: You people get like 41 days of gifts, stay the fuck away from ours. Do 'you people' even have holidays? I know there's like a biliion chinese so you have to have some holidays otherwise when are people home to fuck that much? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

Sephiroth	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:18 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Do 'you people' even have holidays? I know there's like a biliion chinese so you have to have some holidays otherwise when are people home to fuck that much? Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:23 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Alright, the most offensive pic contest has begun. Seph is in the lead. Fuck, you two have issues and I love it. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:28 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:30 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	sorry gonzo, Seph's pic makes me laugh more than the F the Skull of Jesus pic. The Santa pic is funnier than the F the skull of JEsus pic but I still laugh from seph's more (though Santa is close second) Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:30 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Gonzo takes an impressive lead!!! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

Sephiroth	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:46 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	And Gonzo wipes the dust from his eyes as Seph blows by him on the inside track! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: I wish for froy to finally be truthful with his reasoning in making FTL and Fez mod's. Because they were both suspected as being HebrankoKFC at one time or another. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 3:35 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I figured I'd put a tune on the old record player... Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. My friends wont let me join in any games. And I cant sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph `Cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew On Christmas. Hanukkah is nice but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh And what the fuck is up with lighting all these Fucking candles please? I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew I can't be merry `Cause I'm Hebrew On Christmas. Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad This is the one month you should be glad `Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas. You don't have to deal with the season at all. You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity. You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family. Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breath is stinky breath on me. Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew! Kyle: A styling Jew! Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew, On Christmas... Celebrity Guest: On Christmas. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

FoundryMusicHummercash	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 3:48 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 00	dead jews, always funny ;) GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! PC VERSION MAC VERSION You can also download my SCREENSAVER.

Maynard	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 8:39 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Jesus fuck those pics are good. All I want for X-Mas this year is for Gonzy to finally give me the reach around. down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck.

Black Lazerus	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 10:48 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	10. Chrome Spade shovel 9. Platinum Plated boot flask 8. Blondes 7. OAS Youth Serum 6. Froy's charm with the dancers 5. Some Dance lessons for JBA 4. Master car Key 3.More trunk space 2.Singing Lessons for Froy 1. B.R.A. Phase 1 to be complete The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Those pictures are so wrong, yet i feel compelled to laugh. good work AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

Maynard	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:56 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: 7. OAS Youth Serum Are you trying to say that you think he looks young??? down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck.

Sephiroth	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 12:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Are you trying to say that you think he looks young??? He looks great for someone whos been around since the Revolutionary war. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:29 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: since the Revolutionary war. I didn't know OAS was french. Also on my wish list For Froy(tm) to sing happy birthday to me next saturday at Bar 9 in a dress and then be mine for the night finally. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: You're just bitter because they won't let you practice Fall-off Dong where you're from. FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

Black Lazerus	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:54 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Fez: Sybian? Seach engine:You have entered a search term that is likely to return adult content. The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?

Maynard	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:34 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Well then, I guess we all know what Fez is asking for for Christmas.... down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck.

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	[Banky Edwards voice]What's a Sybian?[/Banky Edwards Voice] "Ya know, Repossessing things is the hardest part of my job."

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