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Nigel Tufnel
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
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What is truely the best strip club in NYC (Manhattan)? I would like to see what all you guys think. Give me a breakdown of your favorite place.


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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
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Strawberry, comment??



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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What?? HUH??


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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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I'm always partial to The Grumpy's Mom...but to each their own.

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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
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quote:

I'm always partial to The Grumpy's Mom...
Is that the one next to Unlcle Gonzo's Pedo Shack?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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which is adjacent to CBH's Blistering Mound of Pus-Ridden Filth Cafe. =) =) =)



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
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Don't follow Berry, she goes to the expensive joints. :)





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njstrawberry
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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quote:

What is truly the best strip club in NYC (Manhattan)? I would like to see what all you guys think. Give me a breakdown of your favorite place.


Well, considering he asked for what the "GUYS" think, he is now unworthy of my Strip Club knowledge. LOL

quote:

Strawberry, comment??


Well, for you Fuggin' I'd give you the whole pie...wait that doesn't sound right...

If you are looking for just average girls with natural boobs who wear thongs then I'd say Privilege. Some of the girls can be pushy when it comes to the dances. Some of them get more touchy feely by the dance. So go for at least 3 dances to get your money's worth and don't walk in at 3 am cause by then they are tired and for $20 bucks you'll hear all about her struggle to pay rent instead of having tits in your face. To get in you have to be 21 +.

If you are looking for "hotter" chicks with good implants, not botch jobs, I'd have to say Lace. The quality they hire, on the basis of looks, far exceeds most strip clubs I have gone to. I have nothing bad to say about Lace. They are my favorite. To get in you have to be 21 +.

If you were looking for an all-nude review I'd say Stilettos. Considering they have the same owner as Lace, the girls are very attractive and very often they have a XXX feature porn star there. These range from Jenna to Janine. If you don't know who they are then you obviously don't watch The Erotic Network as much as I do. Alcohol is not served but to get in you have to be 18 +.

Okay Fuggin' you got it. Now what do I get for it?

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Don't follow Berry, she goes to the expensive joints.


Hey, I am not the one who spends $400 on the same stripper...oh wait... ;)

On another note…

At the start of the lap dance always say “I know I know no hands”. The stripper will either say yes you are right or she’ll say do whatever makes you feel good. In that case control yourself. You can touch her thighs but don’t go fisting her. There are still limits. LOL But at least you’ll know up front how far you can go to maximize your enjoyment for $20.

One more thing, if you’re bringing a girl to the strip club with you don’t expect every stripper to want to dance for her. Believe it or not the majority of strippers are not bi and are freaked by the thought of dancing for a girl. So always ask up front “Is this okay with you?” or “Do you usually dance for women?”. If they say this is my first time or I don’t really like to and believe it or not they will say that then tell them thanks but no thanks. For $20 I want the girl to enjoy herself on my lap and in my face and not feel skived.

Also, if your girlfriend is not bi but you are bringing her anyway for whatever reason always call ahead and ask if the strippers changing room and the women’s rest room are the same room. Usually they are. At least this way your girl will know in advance to expect a dozen naked strippers in front of the mirror when she goes to tinkle. Now, me on the other hand I usually go to the bathroom at a strip club every hour whether or not I have to pee. LOL



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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I just learned more from Berry than I have in five years of college. You're awesome.





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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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quote:

five years of college.



aren't community colleges 2 years?




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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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I just learned more from Berry than I have in five years of college. You're awesome.
5 years??? ...damn, you must be pre-law or something Mr. Smartypants...

and Berry... what about locations... you gave us the names of all these places, but where are they... what am I supposed to look the addresses up myself... geez...



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




njstrawberry
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Priviledge: 565 West 23rd Street 212-243-6888

Lace: Mon-Sat 12 Noon till 4 am Sun 7 pm to 4 am
725 7th Avenue Between 48/49 Street
1-212-764-6969
(though I prefer the one in West Nyack 195 Rt.303)

Stiletto: Mon-Fri 4pm to 3 am Sat&Sun 4 pm to 4 am
180 Rt. 59 Nanuet, NY
(not midtown but worth the trip)

happy? ;)


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Nigel Tufnel
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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Lace, huh? Being that itiright in Times Square I thought it might be a little tamed. I'd like to chek out Privelge. How do these plces fare against lets Tens and FlashDancers?


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WyzeGuy
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Hmmmm, the best strip club in NYC? No easy choice, they all pretty much suck. And you don't say what it is you're looking for, i.e. looks, action, value or the closest combination of all three.

That said, the Stiletto/Lace chain has recently taken over Club 44 (44th & 8th). Haven't been, but it's a safe bet that it's worth a look (might be a nude (read juice bar) set-up, so maybe call ahead first if that's an issue.

Flashdancers @ 52nd & B'way gets a bad rap, and I haven't been there in years, but it too is in the running. The table-dances are almost all air, but the caliber of dancer is high.

Not as high as at Scores, where the girls are all nines & tens, but be prepared to spend a lot and get little in return.

If, however, it's grindage you're after and you don't mind the absence of any white dancers (I do, btw, so this is one club we avoid), Passion Club on 8th & 38th is a very well kept NYC secret. It is to sleaze what Scores is to glitz, and the crowd looks like an "OZ" casting call, but the dollar-to-action ratio is suppose to be quite high.

Personally, when me and my riding buddies are in the mood to see some pink, we ride out to either Stilettos on Route 59 or the Go-GoRama in Lawrence Harbor, NJ (very hot girls, 5 minute lap dances and touching isn't only allowed, but encouraged).



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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aren't community colleges 2 years?


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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i haven't been to enough places to have an informed opinion yet. if you lend(give) me some(lots of) money, i'd be glad to go out and do some research and make you up an indepth report.



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
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quote:

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go thru life, Son.


How about just drunk?






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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
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How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 2:46 AM      
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Flashdancers @ 52nd & B'way gets a bad rap, and I haven't been there in years, but it too is in the running. The table-dances are almost all air, but the caliber of dancer is high.


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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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You can touch her thighs but don’t go fisting her.



Why not? I heard strippers LOVE that.



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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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Miss Berry has taught us all well. However, she does skew toward the upscale establishments.

My personal fave club is Carousel, located on Clarkson & Washington Ave., right by the West Side Highway. It's all-nude (so sorry, get boozed up before you go), but the lap dances are far superior to the little "air wiggles" you get at a Lace or FlashDancers-type place.
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What is truely the best strip club in NYC (Manhattan)? I would like to see what all you guys think. Give me a breakdown of your favorite place.

Hello? Why does it have to be limited to Manhattan?

For those of us in the Bronx, or further north in Westchester/Yonkers, there's always the Lace in West Nyack, which like its Manhattan counterpart, offers booze and "air wiggle" dances, but is still a good spot to go to.

A good Carousel counterpart in the Bronx is Junior's, near Co-op City. Also a juice bar, but the quality of girl is not as high-- however, some gals look good, and the dances are excellent.

Other good choices are Pretty Woman, which is near Junior's, and Lady Divine, for those of you more willing to venture toward the Hunt's Point section of the Bronx. Both serve liquor, the girls are hot, and the dances are very friendly. However, you will be able to get away with more touchy-feely in Pretty Woman than in Lady Divine, so choose carefully.

There. Hope that was helpful. :)



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njstrawberry
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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It's not that I go to "high" end strip clubs, I just go to the ones that have the best girls. Those are usually the ones that charge $20-$40 at the door just to get in. Though you may pay $10 a drink (if not more) at least you're eyes and hands and god knows what else are on Bubbles, Dee, Morgan or Kerry (very very hot chickies at Lace ;) ). As opposed to the ones that just let you walk in for nothing but then you find yourself sitting at a bar, drinking a $1.00 water down draft beer while looking at Thelma the 4 tooth trailer park trash whore that is working to support the 8 kids that gave her those horrific stretch marks.

I'd rather go to a strip club that has 20 hot girls working and have to wait 10 minutes for a lap dance than one that has 50 girls working that are total pigs and stink of sweat by 2 am. ;)

I have never been one to settle for quanity - ALWAYS quality. Nothing less - EVER.

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but the lap dances are far superior to the little "air wiggles" you get at a Lace or FlashDancers-type place


I've gotten a hell of a lot more than an "air wiggle" at lace. If you were a chick Brain I'd take you to the bathroom with me. ;)



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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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If you were a chick Brain I'd take you to the bathroom with me.

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