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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Rename A Holiday | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-25-2001 @ 11:28 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | After a brief discussion between mods I got an idea thanks to FTL's brainwashing by greeting card companies. The topic was my dislike of people who call Thanksgiving Day "turkey day". FTL then mentioned it to be a ploy created by greeting card companies. Then said how long before they start refering to christmas as "toy day" So lets do it for them and rename a few holidays, since this is gonna get ugly quick let me help, with my first choice. Martin Luther King Jr. Day - aka Shoot a black man in the face day. Black history month - aka hang a darkie month Columbus day - Slaughter an Injun day Mothers day - I drank too much and the condom broke day, or for mexicans (I raped some chick on the stairs day.) Valentines day - will you suck my dick and swallow if I give you candy, day.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-25-2001 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Hanukah- Jews light a lamp, give presents because they're too cheap to buy more oil Day | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 11-25-2001 @ 11:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Happy Kwanzaa - Let's call a spade "a spade" Day or Week or whatever that made up shit is, LOL. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| WyzeGuy | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 12:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | St. Patrick's Day = get drunk and hurl day 4th Of July = let's honor America by blowing some shit up day Martin Luther King Day = I'm black and I'm proud day, now gimme your motherfucking wallet New Year's Eve = new year, schmew year, I better get laid tonight Memorial Day = we remember those who died for our country by going swimming and eating bar-b-que day Veteran's Day = memorial day light Halloween = give us some candy, you stupid bitch day | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Hannukah- spin a top get crappy candy day Sukkot- build a shack for new good reason day Passover- we can live without bagels, just you watch Week Easter- find the right egg, you'll find Jesus inside Day President's Day- ahhh we want a day off too so let's pull together some bullshit reason Day Christmas- the birth of a guy who died, you'll die too but never be as important Day | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:25 AM | | |||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:33 AM | | |||
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This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | New Year's Eve = Amateur Night | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I don't know why I'm gonna bother being that I'm following those two pics but anyway... Secretaries Day--let's give the bitch a day off cuz she's been sucking the boss's dick so nice her whole career, day. Teacher's Day--for the love of Christ give them one thing to look forward to in life, day. Father's Day--way to bust one im mom's cooch dad, day. Father's Day in Harlem--the most confusing day in my life, day. (tog) Chinese New Year--we're so great in everything we do that we even think we've been around longer than everybody else, day. Gay Awareness Week--make fun of the fags week. St. Patrick's Day--make fun of the fags, day.  | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: So, I guess you'll be...umm.. working, huh? Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| Sephiroth | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:48 AM | | |||
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| F the S out of her A | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | New Year's Eve = Break Up Night New Year's Day = Bowl Game Day/Week Valentine's Day = Monogamy Day St. Patrick's Day = Green Beer Day Cinco de mayo = St. Pat's, redux Indepdence Day = Boom Day Mischief Night = Vandal Amnesty Thanksgiving = Pilgrimmage to Dysfunction Easter = Endlent or Fat Sunday The Holidays = Consumer Season Christmas = Santa's Night Hannakah = Jewish Christmas Quanzaah = African Hannakah Festivus = Costanzavus, or Second Pilgrimmage to Dysfunction Arbor Day = St. Barkubus Day Mother's Day = Flower Day Father's Day = Tie Day Labor Day = NFL Week One Groundhog Day = NFL Pro Bowl or Pitchers & Catchers Report Day April Fool's Day = W Day The Friday after Labor Day = First Hummer Friday (at Colleges) Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system | ||||
| Wookie | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 4:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Mother's Day: You Motherfucker's BETTER Be Paying Attention Day Father's Day: Huh? What? Thank you for being a friend.  "There's no use in going on, except for fear of being wrong." - BNL | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 5:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: now that's fucking funny. Christmas - celebrate the birth of our savior by spending your rent money on toys day. Hannukah - 'mommy, daddy, we want a christmas too!' day Rosh Hashanah/Yom Kippur - cheap take a day off school in the second week of the semester day Passover - comemerate the last time jews could say "ha fucker got you last!" day.  The more they stay the same, the more I go insane. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 8:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What have I done? :) Earth Day: "You Too Can Be A Hippie" Day OR "Tell me again why we gave Greenpeace a day?" Day Good Friday: "It's good cause we get the day off work" Day Random Jewish Holidays: "Don't know what today is, but I'm glad I work at a Jewish company" Day(s) Kwanzaa: "We made this up in 1996 so we can be different from you" Day  "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Grandparent's Day - Tell 'em you love 'em before they're dead day. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 10:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Hannakah - Burn a Candle not a Jew Week  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 11:49 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: [Kareem Said] JOE SOPRANO LIVES!!!!! [/Kareem Said] Looking at sephs pic, Valentines day - Unicron will still not get laid day quote: Ken I am soo disappointed, I had so much love for you before that. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-26-01 @ 11:54 AM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 11:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Mother's Day- make mother cry if you forget or remember Day Secretary's Day- you let me bang you and don't tell my wife, here's a card Day Take Your Daughter To Work Day- let your boss bang your pre-teen daughter, bonuses and promotions in your future Day Thanksgiving- look at what the children of my friends did this year, what have you done? Day First of the month- New Billboard Day!!!! | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 11:58 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Sweetest day- The you gotta be fucking kidding me if you think that this will catch on day. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | GS, what can I do to get back in your good graces? | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: You know in the last several months here, I have not seen many people who I thought would end up to be regs. Unfortunatly irish looks like he will be one now. But with all the nicey nice bullshit and the countless zombies finally i saw a ray of light and that was you ken, now you slipped. Please contoniue to be yourself and don't change, don't go over to the good side of the force. You are the future stand beside me and we will rule together..... what the fuck am I talking about? I think I am trying to say I love you man!!!! November 26th - Gonzo's B'day aka I love kens pen day. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Some little known holidays you guys forgot: Birthday's - Just another year closer to death, yippy, day Thanksgiving - Thanks for giving me the day off to watch football during the week and still on my ass, day. These holidays can be found at Bluemountain.com. World AIDS Day(Dec 1) - Jim Norton's favorite day to spray everyone down he hates with a bucket of AIDS day Make your own holiday (March 23) - stay home, then when your boss calls, tell him it's "make your own holiday. Isn't that a national holiday?", day Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://ronron5477.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477 | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: you did research for this thread? those are almost as fake as kwanzaa valentines day - the 'if you screw this day up you won't be getting any for at least a month' day | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-26-2001 @ 2:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I always thought that was on september 29th. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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