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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
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I just love these little quirky stories I find online. This one struck me as a scene from Babe 3:Babe's Gone Homicidal

The annual pre-Christmas swine slaughter in a southwestern Hungarian village came to a shocking end on Saturday after one man died of electrocution while trying to stun a pig, whose owner then died of heart attack.

Celebrations at the pig-killing party in Darvaspuszta took a turn for the worse when an unnamed visiting Croatian man shocked himself to death while trying to knock out a pig with a homemade electric pig stunner, national news agency MTI said

A local man ended up in hospital with an irregular heart rhythm after attempting a rescue by trying to unplug the device.

The accident so upset the pig's owner, he suffered a heart attack and died.

There was no word on the fate of the pig.




Why do we live this life
With all of this hate inside
I'll give it away 'cause I dont want it no more
Please, help me find it please
Somewhere far away
Yes I'm going, you'll never see me again





Sephiroth
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:13 AM      
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So it begins. I always figured the Apes would rise first. But ever since they got the right to vote, they've been pretty well-behaved. Some species has to dominate Humanity i suppose.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
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apes did rise first when they threw rocks at the sheperd a few years ago.

And now, of course, four legs good, two legs bad



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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
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THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS

Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.

Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.

No animal shall wear clothes.

No animal shall sleep in a bed.

No animal shall drink alcohol.

No animal shall kill any other animal.

All animals are equal.




...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Hey vg, go eat a Big Mac already.



Why do we live this life
With all of this hate inside
I'll give it away 'cause I dont want it no more
Please, help me find it please
Somewhere far away
Yes I'm going, you'll never see me again





virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
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no

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Sephiroth
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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quote:

VirginGrrl Said:
The Seven Commandments


I always hated that fucking book. Christ in Heaven that book sucked. Oh god i hated 7th grade book reports.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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Arpikarhu
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
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quote:

Oh god i hated 7th grade book reports.


you figure after 3 years you would have gotten used to them

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


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Sephiroth
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
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quote:

you figure after 3 years you would have gotten used to them


Alright, that was funny.

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
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quote:

There was no word on the fate of the pig.
[Rod Serling voice]Imagine if you will...[/Rod Serling voice]





How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
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quote:

Alright, that was funny.



quick, tell slash i was funny

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

FoundryMusicScott
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I can't believe no one picked up on Seph's first blatently horrific comment. They've been pretty well behaved, eh? And by the way, wouldn't the score be Humans 'A Gazillion', Pigs 'Probably a little more than two'? And Virgingirl, if two legged beings are enemies, why aren't you on all fours twenty-four hours a day? You can get around like that. Can't drive, but can use public transportation.

"That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President."
-President George W. Bush, 9/11/01
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

I can't believe no one picked up on Seph's first blatently horrific comment.

We got it. but know one pays attention to the japs anyway unless they are making a movie or new stereo. Chinky eyed staypuff marshmallow man.


The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Froy
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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quote:

No animal shall drink alcohol.



My godfather used to have a dog that could chug beer straight out of a bottle. Does that mean he wasn't an animal?

And since humans are animals, doesn't that create something of an impossible situation with your commandements?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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quote:

why aren't you on all fours twenty-four hours a day?

But why should she Scott? Isn't that your job around here?


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
FoundryMusicScott
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I don't remember that being in my user agreement - was there a bulletin I missed somewhere? And where was the wind that blew this diatribe my way? Is VG your woman or something?

"That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President."
-President George W. Bush, 9/11/01
Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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quote:

Is VG your woman or something?

Nope, it's just more fun to call you gay, then to tell her to get on all fours. Hey, wait a minute....scratch that.......Hey VG, would you be willing to get on all fours?;-)


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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quote:

And Virgingirl, if two legged beings are enemies, why aren't you on all fours twenty-four hours a day? You can get around like that. Can't drive, but can use public transportation.



quote:

My godfather used to have a dog that could chug beer straight out of a bottle. Does that mean he wasn't an animal?

And since humans are animals, doesn't that create something of an impossible situation with your commandements?




silly boys... i was quoting Orwell's Animal Farm. they are not my commandements, it was from the book. im suprised that Seph was the only one who got it.


quote:

Nope, it's just more fun to call you gay, then to tell her to get on all fours. Hey, wait a minute....scratch that.......Hey VG, would you be willing to get on all fours?



oh weeeee, now that sounds like fun.

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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quote:

silly boys... i was quoting Orwell's Animal Farm



But VG, Froy was just reading that the other day at the gym while curing AIDS.


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Black Lazerus
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Nope, it's just more fun to call you gay, then to tell her to get on all fours. Hey, wait a minute....scratch that.......Hey VG, would you be willing to get on all fours?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



oh weeeee, now that sounds like fun.





she would still be taller than you how are you going to reach?

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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quote:

she would still be taller than you how are you going to reach?

Nononono, I'm the tall one, Grumpy's the short one remember?


The book was much better, but did anyone see the movie? It was quite interesting, but again, doesn't live up to the book. I think it was some kind of made for TBS movie or something. One of those channels.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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quote:

But VG, Froy was just reading that the other day at the gym while curing AIDS



oh i so i guess he just hasn't gotten to that chapter yet.;)

quote:


she would still be taller than you how are you going to reach?


well lookie here...now even Laz is making fun of me



...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...




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