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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
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Ok...I got more:

The Pepsi girl...the ba ba ba ba ba ba ba one




I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:09 AM      
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quote:

You've seen Fawlty Towers? Hug me!

Fawlty Towers is great! John Clease is a freakin genious. i don't think i've laughed harder than at the one with the Germans. lol

Don't talk about the war!


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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:16 AM      
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you give hugs to people who know about Fawlty Towers noelle/ Well i'm not one to brag but Im a naughty, naughty boy.



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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
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This is a topic that has been held close to my heart for many many years. The list hs gone through many iterations, and usually hovers around 30 people or so.

However, right now I would say that my top five would be:

Marilyn Manson
Charles Grodin
Hillary
Tim Robbins
Barbara Streisand



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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 3:16 AM      
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quote:

Rude and fukin rude! It's true, I am anti-attractive male, but number four makes the list because he stole Angelina from me.
Yeah.... I heard you were running a close second to BillyBob...

Me... I'd Off...
  1. Larry King
  2. Miss Cleo
  3. Robert Klein
  4. Whoopi Goldberg
  5. Regis




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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 3:20 AM      
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quote:

Me... I'd Jerk Off...
1. Larry King

2. Miss Cleo

3. Robert Klein

4. Whoopi Goldberg

5. Regis









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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 3:39 AM      
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Geez, every other person has Rev Al on his or her list. I'm realizing that white people really hate him, not that i'm a fan of him my self. To me if I had to pick a black leader to live it would be Jesse Jackson. Yeah he had that kid, so what. At least he doesn't look for a soundbite every day or a photo op in the papers. (ok, Stay out of the bushes was a classic!)

Anyway who to kill.......

Les Moonves. chief of Viacom.
Nuff. Said
Carson Daly.
what a waste of sperm
Rosie O
Nuff. said
Sean Hanitty Talk show host
I can't stand his fucking voice
Scott Layden Gm of the Knicks
Bring back Ernie Grunfeld.

Honorable mentions
Lizzie Grubman, Mariah Carey, Any one who has an anti britney site, the current sportscaster at sportscenter, Nelly, p diddy, Derrick Coleman, DJ Clue, Paul Cubby Bryan from z100.....anyone else?

quote:

4. Dennis Miller (Bring Dandy Don back to MNF)


Yes froy! I was saying that to myself lastmonday night. We need Dan Dierdorf again.


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Into the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head

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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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First off I like Dennis Miller. I think he's funny and I like the show.

I already put my first two down as: Barbara and Rosie mostly because I fear they have political aspirations and with Hillary Cliton with them, it's a fearful trio. I also am not going to use people already in politics.

Anyway
3. Britney Spears- yes she's ok looking but the more i see her/think about her the more i want extreme violence to happen to her. Stupid fucking moral 'look at me' attention whore. what the fuck happened, daddy didn't pay enough attention after raping your 8 year old ass so so you want every fucking guy to be a substitute daddy? FUCKING WHORE I WANT TO TORTURE HER
4. Howard Stern- you know yo bitch about your life, your not funny, and you still have those legions of morons who just irk me. if you die, go out as a martyr instead of being the "anti-censorship Censor"
5. Stephen Baldwin- I fear for Jimmy Breuer's life.

I used to watch 7th Heaven to MST like 2 years ago. while the oldest daughter is hot, the middle daughter is not hot but her friends are always mental patients did anyone else realize the youngest daughter is a fucking negro?



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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
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Ants in My Pants wrote:
quote:

Don King



That fucker almost killed me...He was driving down Atlantic Ave. in Delray Beach going about 50 in a 25 and I was crossing the street. I had to leap out of the way and when I turned around I saw his goofy hair sticking out of his convertable. He's numero uno my list.



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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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quote:

He was driving down Atlantic Ave. in Delray Beach
was this in the pretty little shopping area near the beach or on the left of the tracks?



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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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I just have 1:
That bastard steve guy that torments me in my dreams, trying to sell me a Dell computer.

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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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Kathie Lee and Mariah used to be on my list but since their lives have taken a downturn I would rather they live so I can revel in their misery.

I would add:
Sports stars who talk thank God and then revel in vice.....Poster Boy Deion Sanders.

No talent Divas (even hate the word) who believe they have talent and want the world to bow at their feet..... Current Poster Girl J Lo.

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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
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quote:

was this in the pretty little shopping area near the beach or on the left of the tracks?



It was in the shopping area. I was actually walking to the beach and I was carrying a chair and a bag. I don't even think that he even saw me. He was probably in deep thought about which up and coming boxer he was going to screw over next. Have you been to Delray?



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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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quote:

Have you been to Delray?
yeah, i used to live in boca, so i went to delray quite a lot. i guess i should put something on topic now to justify my conversation here.

um, i can't really think of anyone right now. i guess i'll watch some tv and get back to you.



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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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quote:

No talent Divas (even hate the word) who believe they have talent and want the world to bow at their feet..... Current Poster Girl J Lo.
if you don't think this bitch is headed for one hell of a Behind THe Scenes Music worthy downfall...



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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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quote:

i wouldnt kill a celebrity because i dont know them...but there is this girl that i went to school with who i hated...id kill her with any chance i got


amy, i went to school with you... you don't mean me do you?!?!?!

who am i kiddin, of course you do :)

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1. Britney Spears
2. LaToya Jackson
3. Fred Durst
4. Howard Stern
5. Sally Struthers


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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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1) Jane Fonda - fucking Traitor whore!!
2) Al Sharpton - cuz he's a racist bitch
3) Mothers Of America / Million Mom March - they fuck everything up for the Military/Gun Owners
4) Democrats/Liberals (with sights on Hillary)
5) Wilpendarvis - haven't heard that name for a while eh?, well he was a dick when I met him

I've got more but five's the limit huh?



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Medici
posted on 12-02-2001 @ 3:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Britney Spears But only for the reason of undressing her after I killed her and taking nude photos of her to share with everyone. I think her being dead is WELL worth it to see her naked.



Hmmmm...That surprisingly excited me. Is that bad?

Be nice. I'm trying to be a lady!
Medici
posted on 12-02-2001 @ 3:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Britney Spears But only for the reason of undressing her after I killed her and taking nude photos of her to share with everyone. I think her being dead is WELL worth it to see her naked.



Hmmmm...That surprisingly excited me. Is that bad?

Be nice. I'm trying to be a lady!
IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 4:39 AM      
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quote:

Hmmmm...That surprisingly excited me. Is that bad?
I would be more turned on by a pic of her clothed but dead and bloodied than her naked. vapid self righteous twat.



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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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quote:

I just have 1:
That bastard steve guy that torments me in my dreams, trying to sell me a Dell computer.


Hey Mrs. Feffercorn...



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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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1. Al Sharpton-Despite his attempts at reinventing himself as a political player in NYC, he'll always be the guy who went along with Tawana Brawley to me.
2. Susan Sarandon-The epitome of the "I'm a celebrity and my voice must be heard" liberals that turn my stomach.
3- Pat Robertson-Just to be fair, this guy is one of those crazy Bible-beaters who want to put prayer in schools and regularly bashes homosexuals.(For the record I'm not gay and occasionally make fun of gays, however I don't feel who they choose to screw means they are burning in hell for all eternity.)
4. OJ Simpson-Nuff said
5. Rob Reiner-Another hollywood elite who instead of critiquing President Bush in a rational manner, calls his daughters alcoholics. Make no mistake, if a Republican said that about Chelsea Clinton, there would have been hell to pay.

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:29 AM      
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I got more:

Penelope Cruz (and its not because shes dating Tom Cruise)

Martha Stewart

The mode from the Old Navy commercial...she never looks like shes wearing their clothes...





I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

USA




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:20 AM      
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quote:

vapid self righteous twat.


vap·id (vpd, vpd)
adj.
Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull: vapid conversation.
Lacking taste, zest, or flavor; flat: vapid beer.

Does cunt-twat have a sister? Could we call her "vapid-cunt-twat?"




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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:23 AM      
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Matthew Lilliard of Scream, She's All That, Hackers, and Wing Commander.

I want to stab him to death and play around with his blood.



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