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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Buncha queers.


You're just jealous cuz my sig is hotter than your sig. Follow THAT logic! Booya!





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

I think it means he wants to fuck you, like duhh yew no?



SoRRy replyed alil tipsy lol HoweVer i had no fuckin Clue who he was .. i asked around found out who it was .. HitS heaD i didnt have a clue...
uhMm howevER ** I dew not bang board membErS ,no seX involved with me and this boarD with any penatratiOn it seeMs as Soon as *ANYONE* ( never Me thank God) hooks up for the 3rd time with the 3rd persOn ON THIS BOARD they Just leavE the boaRd n TooL off on there OwN i DonT geT it .... Will anyone learN :) :) ShurgS .! just my policy ! even thought i been single for wayy to lOnG now :(

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

no seX involved with me and this boarD with any penatratiOn




So you aren't excluding handies, and maybe a little dry humping? :)



Gonzo was just a phase.... SLASH is my world now!


Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

You're just jealous cuz my sig is hotter than your sig. Follow THAT logic!



On both accounts, don't worry.

If I were you, I'd be jealous too.


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I dew not bang board membErS


Well, then let me be the first to say...

I QUIT!!!!!




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

That bastard's leaving you for a redrock bartender... what a FN Whore....
You've obviously never been to Red Rocks... I mean, yeah, Sluggo's cute...but he doesn't look good in hip-huggers & a cowboy hat...

quote:

it seeMs as Soon as *ANYONE* ( never Me thank God) hooks up for the 3rd time with the 3rd persOn ON THIS BOARD they Just leavE the boaRd n TooL off on there OwN i DonT geT it
See.. this is why I think you're the cat's fuggin meow.... Bravo...bravo...



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Okay okay * takeS boW * LookS up ....: takes a shot ...:

ahh well at least i got my toyS :)

And NoOO Humping damiit ..! im not 16 but thanks .. althought i toOk it and smiled that he wants to bang me n my girls and my noNE boarder kerry IS NOT hearing that at aLL .! tataaaaaa
See i'vE always LuveD the MoroN







This message was edited by sykopathchik on 12-3-01 @ 8:14 PM
crack hitler
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

.. i asked around found out who it was .. HitS heaD i didnt have a clue...

thats ok sweetie, most people know me as one or the other, only the chosen few know that i am one in the same :)


i'm in the upper echelon
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I always wanted Rape but she always snubs me


Pardon me, but you were the one who wouldn't say hello to me at your party. I had to grab your shirt and shake you to get you to even acknowledge my existance.


I LOVE THE MORON
Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I had to grab your shirt and shake you



Funny, you would have thought the roles would be reversed on that one if RF was involved. Hmmmmmmm

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Drunken GW
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

ahh well at least i got my toyS


Care to expand on this???;)


quote:

uhMm howevER ** I dew not bang board membErS ,no seX involved with me and this boarD


I find that to be a redeeming quality.

All I know is there are some people that talk just to talk. They can't keep things to themselves.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Buncha queers



Noellevious, wanna try straightening gonzo out?

quote:

uhMm howevER ** I dew not bang board membErS ,no seX involved with me and this boarD



TiPSy AgeeeN?

quote:

Pardon me, but you were the one who wouldn't say hello to me at your party. I had to grab your shirt and shake you to get you to even acknowledge my existance.



Wanna fuck now?

quote:

You're just jealous cuz my sig is hotter than your sig. Follow THAT logic! Booya!



Love ya alkey but I'm gonna have to vote a no on this one.

And slack just wait till I get my hands on you again.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Noellevious, if you weren't a girl, you'd be in my list because you're funny as hell :)

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

if you weren't a girl,



Why's that stoppin ya? Where's yer sense of adventure?



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
OK, I'll try to get adventurous and fantasize about noellevious...ok, I tried it, and I can't get any further than just laughing at what she's saying and picturing Froy between her legs ;)

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

picturing Froy between her legs



If she looks like the sig, I'd like to picture that myself.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Who on this board have you ever wanted to have sex with, past or present?


I'll nevvvvver teeeeeeeell! Nope...my lips are sealed.

Oh...and about sig pics...well, yes...I do bear a striking resemblance to mine.
Thank you, Ken's Pen. ;-)


BBBOINKKK

Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
you know luna if you get rid of all those unneccessary words you end up with.
quote:

my lips are striking Ken's Pen.


This message will be edited by Ken'sPen shortly.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I can't get any further than just laughing at what she's saying and picturing Froy between her legs



See, that's where the sense of adventure comes in. Make it a threesome. I'm quite sure Froy wouldn't mind....right Froy?



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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Noellevious, wanna try straightening gonzo out?

Well, someone was supposed to tell you at your birthday celebration that I owed you a b.j., but I suppose they conveniently forgot. ;-)



One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Well, someone was supposed to tell you at your birthday celebration that I owed you a b.j., but I suppose they conveniently forgot.


Noel has gonzo told you how much he loves you?

Yeah and thanks for telling me Noel was not a guy, lol. Shit i always loved noel but figured it was a guy.

Wow now noel is top of my fuckin list now.

Keep your silly french bread pizza girl, I have Noel.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Shit i always loved noel but figured it was a guy.

Even with the "Insert Froy Here?" Doesn't anyone think it's odd that heterosexuality seems out of place on this board? ;-)



One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!





This message was edited by Noellevious on 12-4-01 @ 4:56 PM
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Gonzo if you discover Italy you gotta share the details.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Even with the "Insert Froy Here?" Doesn't anyone think it's odd that heterosexuality seems out of place on this board?



well.... yeah!!! Acting like it's your first day here, jeez woman.

Noel can I get you anything? custom status? scrolling? color? wanna see BTS?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

wanna see BTS?


If it worked on me, it'll probably work on her.





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek


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