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| Sephiroth | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:15 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | Wherever Microsoft wants to take me! They are the #1 digital content provider of the new millenium! With experience in the home computer entertainment market, and their new exciting XBox venture, Microsoft is serious about fun! And if you aren't into gaming, Microsoft provides all your digital content needs! Their new Microsoft Windows XP has built in multimedia software, like a digital video editor (for all your home movies), a CD burner, and digital audio and video players. It is accelerated for all the latest hardware, so you'll never miss a beat, whether it is the newest album, or your son's baseball game, Microsoft Windows XP has your personal computing needs covered! You can't go wrong with Microsoft! Every moment is more breathtaking than the last, and the only thing that keeps you from having a heart attack from orgasmic joy is the fact that you know you'll have to survive to witness the next new innovation from Microsoft! The X-Box is the best gaming system ever! Anyone who tells you different is Lying! With 128-Bit encryption and Pixel-Shading Bump Mapping, humans no longer need "Reality"! We will determine what is "real" for now on!  Your Heroes love the X-Box! Can you do any less? Lets hope not, for your sake! WindowsXP is our best operating system ever! Using a Stable NT Kernel, it is far and beyond the best choice for your Home and Business uses! Share files thru a "network", look at "websites" through the "internet", and store "files" in "folders"! The limits are your imagination! Thank god our standard user no longer has a imagination! Our shrewd business tactics have all but obliterated our competition, and our subliminal advertising have brainwashed you! SEXBEERFUNFOODBOOBSbuy windows xp today!SEXBEERFUNFOODBOOBS  Lets face it, Computers will be our masters one day! So get WINDOWS XP and make them happy so they dont rape and torture your family when they reign supreme! Dont own a computer? You will soon! You see, we are in the process of buying the United States of America! When Microsoft Inc. renames "America" to "C:/", owning a computer will be mandatory! "But Mr.Gates, i already own Windows98/ME/2k, and i dont really need XP." That isnt a problem at all! But i hope you dont plan on getting sick, because we just terminated your health care! And we froze all your bank accounts! And we bribed a judge to send your son to jail for 75 years without the possiblity of parole for that traffic ticket! Still think you dont Need XP? YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT MOTHERFUCKER  Arise my children! A Brave new world awaits us! We bring the sweet gift of purity through oblivion!Wir waschen uns über dem Gesicht der Masse wie eine Welle oder etwas! Wir zerstören jedermann, das einen " MAC " oder " Linux " besitzt! sie können nicht meine Macht stehen! Verwirren Sie mit dem besten, Würfel wie der Rest!  I am your leader! You shall not worship any idols before me! Together, we will dominate Humanity! Buy Windows XP! Buy Windows XP! You cannot go wrong! You are getting sleepy! Very Sleepy! You cannot resist! Sieg Hiel Microsoft! Sieg Hiel!
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| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 |   E-Mail Me | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Ironic, I just saw Steve Jobs washing car windows on the corner of 5th. Hmm. IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | thank you for reminding my why I like Macs. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | http://www.cnn.com/breakingnews/news.htm THE LEADER HAS BEEN SHOT! THERE WAS A LINUX ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!
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| Mike Rotch | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I am so confused by that link. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functining mind is Clinically dead. Believe in nothing... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:52 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 |  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | the XP commercial definitely, definitely bothers me strangly. It shows these people soaring and being free yet as they're flying and having fun in the sky and opened fields...people still know that they're available and where to find them and contact them. Is this an example of 'Slavery is Freedom?' or am I just totally misreading the commercial? | ||||
| Brundlefly | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | I know it is a sign of respect where you come from, so I bow to you Sephiroth san. Excellent work. I was about to go check CNN to see if it was legit, until I saw Magnus Magnusson. And I thought Av8er had too much time on his hands. How long did that take you? Awesome job. I have people at work freaking out. This is classic. They all think it's real. :) Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.I <3 the Froy | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | LUNCH!! Oh, I thought this thread was started by Maynard...  She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy . | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | It's only a matter of time before Bill Gates starts burning the Jews. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | quote: If he did that I would become a HUGE Microsoft supporter... ;) GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: deek :) Actually he was gonna convert and call his company microjew, but Grumpy wasnt available to be his spokesperson.  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Why waste them when you could repackage them and re-sell them as MS Herbrew 2002, the new and improved faster hebrew slave, yet in all actuality it's still the same old jew.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: If Grumpy were Jewish that might have been funny. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 |    Resident Board Socialist IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-05-2001 @ 8:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Frumpy may not be a heeb, but he sure has a small package, at least thats what Metal told me. IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
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