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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just found a lovely little how-to guide on how you boys can get the ladies to give up the anal Billy likes The Anal

hehehehe enjoy! ;-)

*make sure your speakers are on :-)



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


windowlck
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Of course a Greek would Post a How To guide to Anal Sex ;)


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JackDan1974
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Thats about right....ha ha to funny





LunaBabe
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'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Funny find, Grk, but, from this topic title I thought ~*Becky*~ started this thread. ;-) LOL


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This message was edited by LunaBabe on 12-4-01 @ 9:48 AM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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quote:

Of course a Greek would Post a How To guide to Anal Sex


Took time off from blowing the trannies on 8th just long enough to beat everyone to that comment, eh? ;)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

ha ha to funny


Be careful, we don't want Mr. Afrika breaking out his handy dictionary again ::rolls eyes::



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


windowlck
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Took time off from blowing the trannies on 8th just long enough to beat everyone to that comment, eh?




I can only respect a good callback.


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think I've made my position known.

Are my comments really necessary here?

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Discussion Topic: ~*~*~ANAL SEX~*~*~

Posted by: GrkqtOandAfan



Go figure.;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Kid Afrika
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

we don't want Mr. Afrika breaking out his handy dictionary again ::rolls eyes::

Actually dearheart, that was tequiza that broke out the dictionary. Seems he wanted to further prove that he was not familiar with the usage of to vs. too. :)


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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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You're such a glutton aren't ya Elmer?




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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King f-tard
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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to, TOO, ponderous. Fn ponderous.

:)






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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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Ya sure breaking them stereotypes apart, aren't ya Grk?



This is what I do now.
Why?

Because I can, that's why!

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Well what can I say, oh wait that's right, I'll say what I say every time someone around here mentions the magic word!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, ANAL


I LOVE THE MORON
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
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quote:

~*~*~ANAL SEX~*~*~


why do u have to make it look all pretty
whats so pretty about ur ass bleeding from something getting stuck up ur ass

WHATEVER BEN

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
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I don't know what you're talking about, my ass has never bled.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I don't know what you're talking about, my ass has never bled.


thats because ur asshole is so used to it its a bigger shape than everyone elses

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
No one's ass should bleed from anal. Try it out, it is amazing, embrace the anal, and it will be your friend.


I LOVE THE MORON
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:29 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
umm rape, no i think ill pass
you can have ur little prison rape games in the privacy of ur own home

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
HaHa, I'd much rather them be in a dark alley than in the privacy of my bedroom.


I LOVE THE MORON
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
well where ever you are comfy is fine with me

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Ah, but the point is to be uncomfy.


I LOVE THE MORON
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
AHHHH ur too confusing

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
OOps, sorry. Anal sex isn't uncomfy, it's wonderful, I meant the whole rape fantasy thing should be in an uncomfortable place. [insert Mallrats quote here]


I LOVE THE MORON
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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Back of a Volkswagon?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
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