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F-Tool	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:18 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	So, the only names I recognize after almost a year in a coma are Fez and Kid Afrika... On top of the fact that I am failing in my search efforts, I guess I'll risk a good beating... What ever happened to JMB (I see mention that he doesn't post anymore!?!) and CorpseGrinderJunk??? I don't search up ANYTHING with grinderjunk in it... Is Fez still NOT Anthony? OK, so I'm behind the times (I'm also over 21) Kill you with it. This message was edited by F-Tool on 12-5-01 @ 5:24 PM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: F-Tool wrote: OK, so I'm behind the times Here is something that has always been "in the times"... timeless if you will... Reduce your sig pic to 500 total pixels, you are 130 pixels over your limit. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:31 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Corpse changed his name to Ken'sPen. JMB is on sabbatical. Snuka shows up when a child under the age of 8 years old is mentioned. Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

F-Tool	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:54 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	Ooops, forgot Slash... should have remembered you in the list with JMB and CGJ... mean natured with pleasantly disturbing sence of humor... rules rules rules. I will keep a rotation on the sig anyway... Thanks Alkey... nice ass. Kill you with it.

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:56 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Wow, am I really that far past my prime? FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

F-Tool	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:04 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	No, Fez, not past your prime, but Alkey's got SUCH a better ass than you... Thank you for not displaying it, I can only imagine... P.S. What is that you are carrying? Post P.S. 5 o'clock... quitting time. If there's any need to destroy me (any post could be your last around here) I'll have to wait until tomorrow to respond. I have the dial up (much like having the aids) at home, and I hate working while I'm here, so... Anyway, who else is missing? I used to log in and get such chuckles from all the humorous violence here... Please Discuss Kill you with it. This message was edited by F-Tool on 12-4-01 @ 5:10 PM

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Thanks Alkey... nice ass. Tee hee...its funny cause he doesn't know Alkey's a guy... :) please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences I think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you USA Goodnight Steve....haven't said that in forever :)

F-Tool	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:13 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	OK, funbags... I haven't left YET! I could tell via lurking that Alkey was a guy, but if all guys had asses like his, I'd be as fn' queer as Fez (the real Slim Fezzy)... Can I REALLY feel them?!? NICE Kill you with it.

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:14 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I used to log in and get such chuckles from all the humorous violence here... Please Discuss What are we fuckin funny on demand for you? You come and join here in january post a dozen times and then split. You're havin a fuckin blast somewhere whoring around getting drunk and fuckin anything with a pulse and even that was optional at the time, hole is a hole right? Then you fall down on your luck and all of a sudden you want someone to talk to you. You want some familiarity and you come back here after abandonng us for some filthy skanks and a seeming endless flow of southern comfort. Well fuckin excuse me if I don't fuckin jump up and down and clap for the return of mr. who in the blue fuck are you anyway? You throw around a couple names and you think you're special? You mention JMB and atleast you passed up on mentioning Upuauat, throw in some stupid obscure reference we all heard a million times and you'll be trully special or atleast stepping on facemans shoes. Well you're not special you are just another one of us who whored out and is now suffering the consequences and all you have is a memory and an itchy crotch with a pair of underwear you can't take off cause the puss and blood flowing from your sores has dried them up to the contours of your every crevice. so sit back and get back in the fold and don't post every brain fart you get or you'll end up like alkey. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-4-01 @ 5:23 PM

Sephiroth	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: JMB is on sabbatical. Yes, a permanent, everlasting, perpetual sabbatical. Corpse left OA.com to pursue other interests. Those interests involve ridicule, laughter, pain and humilation. Fez is still Anthony, and he is as real as his Heterosexuality. Nobody cares about Amy still, but some things never change. The old regulars check in from time to time, but dont hold your breath. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	HMMMMM, I wonder, am I veteran now?? I didn't fight in a war, but I am married. Does that count??? E-Mail Me

Sloatsburgh	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	JMB has been reincarinated. Well, not really, How about, I'm the second Dread Pirate Scott... No, this joke just sucks. I miss Cheryl and her effen tool boyfriend who stole my TFC name. She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	JMB: Exiled from everyboard he joins. CorpseGrinderJunk: Unknown. Back to you Rusty. This is what I do now. Why? Because I can, that's why! [Email]Filzy_metz@hotmail.com[/Email]

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 6:22 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Yeah, and whatever happened to that Fingerbang guy? He was the coolest. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 6:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Froy wrote: Yeah, and whatever happened to that Fingerbang guy? He was the coolest. Froy, QUICK! Turn around. He is playing air guitar right behind ya. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 6:37 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Yeah, and whatever happened to that Fingerbang guy? He was the coolest. Somebody put Froy in a guitar case and sneak him into Red Rock. This should answer all his questions. Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 6:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Somebody put Froy in a guitar case and sneak him into Red Rock. This should answer all his questions. Yea, but they will know it's Froy 'cause his one pubic hair will be sticking out. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

F-Tool	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 10:44 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I used to log in and get such chuckles from all the humorous violence here... quote: What are we fuckin funny on demand for you? [lmao]Exactly the type of content to which I originally referred![/lmao] GonzoStyle joins the ranks of those offended by my lapse of memory. (I suppose Magus and others will be all in my shit soon...) Sorry, dude, I HAVE been in a coma and all... just because it was a booze induced coma doesn't make it any less serious. And I'm curious how you knew such EXACTING details of my recent adventures (right down to the SoCo and crotch rot!)... Was that you sitting on the other barstool? Happy belated Birthday [grin] again [/grin]. It's good to be here. Thanks to all who added info about recent history. Kill you with it. This message was edited by F-Tool on 12-5-01 @ 10:47 AM

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 10:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Ok so I wasn't here in the board's golden age, but if F-Tool and Sodapopwillie are any indication I am beginning to think I didn't really miss much. Ah ha effen tools, how ya been ya sons of bitches, whatever happened to........shudddup.

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:13 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: GonzoStyle joins the ranks Thanks I was so honored I raped my grandmother and shot potatoes up her ass with a tennis ball machine. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

King f-tard	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	So you were in a coma, did this coma involve getting analy violated by a puerto rican whilst he screamed Arriba La Rasa? Or did you just drink yourself stupid and fall down a large flight of stairs? IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks.

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:05 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: did this coma involve getting analy violated by a puerto rican whilst he screamed Arriba La Rasa? I doubt it since he never named tequila as one of his memories, unless he is trying to block the painful memory. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

DoughBoy	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Yeah, who the fuck are you to come back here like you own the joint. Expecting all of us to bow down before you and kiss the ground that you walk on because you were around so fucking long ago. A bunch of people pop in every now and then and you think that we should give a shit that you're back. Fuck off. You're worse than that fuzzy stuff that gets stuck under my fingernails when I scratch my sweaty ballsack!

F-Tool	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:01 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	Wow... Don't remember asking you to Give A Fuck, but then again, it sounds like DoughBoy needs to FIND a FUCK. Testosterone poisoning is your source of frustration and looks like this - (edit by gonzostyle: I should slap your head through your shoes for posting that pic.) Probably shouldn't do that DIRECTLY into your own mouth, dude! Get laid. [edit] 5 o'clock. Fight Club tomorrow, I imagine... Nice broken image, deek.[/edit] Kill you with it. This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-5-01 @ 5:12 PM

F-Tool	posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:13 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	Couldn't help myself. At least when you (gonzostyle) dogged the ~s~ out of me earlier it was funny... this guy on the other hand... like Norton the day after being neutered. I promise it won't happen again. Kill you with it. This message was edited by F-Tool on 12-5-01 @ 5:18 PM

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