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KeeKee
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I remember one time Magus was accused of fucking dead homos, but I stuck up for him. I told the person that said that shit that I saw one them move.



Slash it doesnt count when you see them move as you are actually the one propping the corpse up

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Hey Ants....figured you would like to know that tampons are on sale at Duane Reade this week...certain Playtex varieties are 50% off
Thanks, FMFB, but I'm flying on the wings of a maxi.
quote:

Think of them as having been redeemed. You traded in those points like you would skeeball tickets for a prize.
Yeah, I guess telling the world that I don't have a vagina is well worth the four points. Thanks.
quote:

Fuckin name dropper.
Aww Gonzy, you're just jealous that nobody asks you if you have a vagina. Poor thing.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

In case you were wondering, I do NOT have a vagina...


S'Okay...I dig chicks with dicks. :)


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Lgaia
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I Do Not Have A Vagina


To think I was going to ask you to help me with my first lesbian experience, I would have been shocked!
Back to square 1......
HAHA


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Aww Gonzy, you're just jealous that nobody asks you if you have a vagina. Poor thing.



HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WITH YOUR IGNORANCE!!!!

we all know mine is so small on a cold day it looks like an earth momma muff. Fuckin thing looks like a half eaten twix bar that has been ravaged by rats.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

~FallenAingL~
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Ants, my friend, unfortunately people do this to me as well all the time. I as well, want to clear this up as well... It would be nice to have a vag, I'd probably never leave the house. HOWEVER. I am 100% male. I have a penis, adam's apple, and other male oriented body parts. I thought with my 'raunchy' (Wacky Horn) commentary on numerous topics I could have no way be construed as femminine. But, people have contsantly said for some reason 'FallenAingL' is a femminine name. Go figure. Once again, I'm a guy, and I love having sex with my beautiful girlfriend, and next OA.com party, hopefully everyone can catch my face in person. I share your pain, Ants! Later everyone.

[Homer] Marge, I sometimes wear your underwear, but that's just a comfort issue... [/Homer]



Thine In Honor,
~FallenAingL~

"But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal

This message was edited by ~FallenAingL~ on 12-8-01 @ 1:23 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Ants, I think everyone really knew. How could you have MOD powers over Fez if you also had a vag, duh.

2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I remember this one time where everyone thought that I had a twin and that we were lovers or something to that nature...



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
fallen, maybe it's the squiglies you put at each end of your name that confuses people. oh, and could you say as well for me one more time as well.



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njstrawberry
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

which, by the way, is really Survivor Kimmi's body, not Stalker Patty's as some have thought


...yeah because we all know they look so much alike...NOT

;)


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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

In case you were wondering, I do NOT have a vagina


Well I sure am disappointed.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
I Love The Fez
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Of course you don't have a vagina, you're half god, remember? If you did, you'd be a goddess. And I get mistaken for a guy in chat all the time, new people get so suprised when they find out I'm female. Is it that abnormal for a girl to have this fantasy?


thanks to Tricia
I LOVE THE MORON
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Is it that abnormal for a girl to have this fantasy?



It's not the fantasy that is abnormal, snob.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
do u think i care about your vag?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

S'Okay...I dig chicks with dicks.


So, when do you wanna meet up?

Oh, and Ants, does this mean that I've been fukin you in the ass this whole time you lying sak of shit?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

lying sak of shit?


One gimmick per customer, post whore.

Except Grumpy who as the anger, midget, disease ridden sexually overactive mom thing goin.

~FallenAingL~
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Yeah, I think those tildes were bad ideas on retrospect... anyways...

quote:

Quote:
One gimmick per customer, post whore.



Lol, ffin ponderous.



Thine In Honor,
~FallenAingL~

"But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Don't make me tell everybody which one of us swallows
Hey at least I finish the job, you damn tease. "You're a half a whore!"
quote:

Well I sure am disappointed.
That's okay, it's definitely not the first time that my penis has disappointed someone.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

That's okay, it's definitely not the first time that my penis has disappointed someone.



yeah, but its the first time i've been disappointed by a penis... what the hell is happening here?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I am 100% male. I have a penis, adam's apple, and other male oriented body parts. I thought with my 'raunchy' (Wacky Horn) commentary on numerous topics I could have no way be construed as femminine. But, people have contsantly said for some reason 'FallenAingL' is a femminine name. Go figure. Once again, I'm a guy, and I love having sex with my beautiful girlfriend


Is this a fucking joke?
Incidentally, I like it when someone calls me a fag or a guy cuz it means there is a new member on the board that I get to fuck with. Its the little things in life that I enjoy.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Its the little things in life that I enjoy.

there's a joke there somewhere.

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

there's a joke there somewhere


Hey look! Ken's Pen shows restraint!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Well its been a couple of days, so I want to send out this long distance dedication to ants and aingl and every other man that gets confused for a woman on this board:)

I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise -- really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions -- make no conditions
Get a little out of line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time


Bridge:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...


Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts -- short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction
Color my hair -- do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break -- tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance -- we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

(Bridge)
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
(Chorus)

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman





Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Great job, guys. You made Facey gay.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Aww, thanks Face, I got all wet when I saw that.

By the way, FallenAingL is a guy??? Holy shit, I had no idea.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.


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