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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Isn't it ironic... don't you think?



It's like rain on your wedding day
it's like a black man quoting alanis morrisette
It's like a big ear freak getting all the chicks
It's like Grk offering to fuck unicron after he decides to have a sex change operation
but who woulda thought? It figures.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

It's like rain on your wedding day
it's like a black man quoting alanis morrisette
It's like a big ear freak getting all the chicks
It's like Grk offering to fuck unicron after he decides to have a sex change operation
but who woulda thought? It figures.



a similar post was in my head... i'm mad now.

oh well.

~*~



Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
I Love The Fez
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

a similar post was in my head... i'm mad now.



See that's the difference between everyone and gonzo, you actually adhere to thinking before you write. I just write then get chewed out for it later on.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
is it ironic though? slash, could you help us out with a definition here?



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regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

is it ironic though? slash, could you help us out with a definition here?



DUH!!!! Slash doesn't fuck women, jee thought you knew him.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

VooDude
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Garland Greene (played by Steve Buscemi) said: "Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a place crash."

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I just write then get chewed out for it later on.


chewed? i thought you licked.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
I Love The Fez
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

What bothers the boys about the girls?


Girls have cooties. :)

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


njstrawberry
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Most women suck, that's my opinion. Most of them prostitute themselves for dinners, movies, clothes and whatever other expensive gift you give them. Take a chick to the park and buy her absolutely nothing and your lucky if she stays for more than 30 minutes. Take her for a little afternoon shopping, maybe catch a movie and finish it off with dinner at her favorite restaurant and she'll most likely fuck you until morning. Then again some are just prudes and stuff their faces at dinner then waddle home and close the door on your face. They are brutal and they suck.

I imagine getting a prostitute for an evening would be cheaper. At least you are guaranteed to get laid.

Men on the other hand are cheap fucks. You know right off the bat, this dude wants to get laid and he gives it out for FREE. You don’t have to buy him shit, take him to a game or anything. Just get in the backseat of his car, give him what he wants and he’ll drive you home and most of the time he won’t even ask for gas money.

;)


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
NJ Panther, you think I could get some of Straw's DNA??? I think we could make millions with it. ;)

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Kid Afrika
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

NJ Panther, you think I could get some of Straw's DNA???

Now there's something that will be hard to get hold of. ;)




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anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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njstrawberry
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Now there's something that will be hard to get hold of.


Why Kid? All they have to do is buy Panther a beer. Right? lol


...you've got to EARN the Berry Love...


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-10-01 @ 11:36 PM


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