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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

waaaaaait is he that guy who only lasts a few seconds?



Good work albert einfuck you narrowed it down to 98% of the male population.




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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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quote:

DUH, he's the guy who makes fun of you on ronandfez.net



oh you mean the two faced scum bag that thinks hes important

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Good work albert einfuck you narrowed it down to 98% of the male population.



Speak for yourself there speedy.

quote:

oh you mean the two faced scum bag that thinks hes important



Wait a second, Irish Alkey posts on ronandfez.net too? Fucking whore;)



Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Wait a second, Irish Alkey posts on ronandfez.net too?


no i never said he had an abnormaly large ear

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Speak for yourself there speedy.




Hey cousin slowpoke, just cause your age doesn't permit you to get hard for an hour gives you an unfair advatange old man.




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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Wait a second, Irish Alkey posts on ronandfez.net too? Fucking whore


I take my job seriously. Maybe you should try it with modding. ;)





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Amy, you earned the chicken sandwich, congratulations.


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Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Anybody without mod powers want their account deleted?
I was about to volunteer, but then I remembered...
quote:

Ants in My Pants
I have mod powers over Fez




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I think this makes up for you calling him a whiney cunt. Can't we all be friends again?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
no


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Amy, you earned the chicken sandwich, congratulations.



thank you thank you
now all i gotta do is earn the ins necklace

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
The Froy said:
quote:

Can't we all be friends again?


Can't We All Just Get Along?
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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

thank you thank you
now all i gotta do is earn the ins necklace



You mean that Danilo didn't give you a string of pearls?



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Maynard
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

DUH, he's the guy who makes fun of you on ronandfez.net

Wait, you mean that doesn't just happen here?

And something that I believe has been left out of this thread.....

Happy Birthday Jeff
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:05 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

And something that I believe has been left out of this thread.....

Happy Birthday Jeff



Kiss Ass



Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Kiss Ass


there is no need anymore

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 3:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I can't decide who is more bitter? Is it Amy because she is single and ugly again or me because of my defiled FU?

In any event, thank you for the birthday thread, Gonzo. It was a nice gesture.

Basically thank you to everyone but Shelle Bink and Amy. It's good to know G-d has cursed you both with perpetually boring and unfulfilling lives. You can now return to your normal daily routines of fishing through comic books for women you wish you could look like and getting dumped.

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posted on 12-11-2001 @ 4:20 AM      
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quote:

Basically thank you to everyone but Shelle Bink and Amy. It's good to know G-d has cursed you both with perpetually boring and unfulfilling lives. You can now return to your normal daily routines of fishing through comic books for women you wish you could look like and getting dumped.



Ouch! And I though my mini battle with Ikeaboy over Britney was bad! ;)

Happy belated b-day????


I've been wrong, I've been down

Into the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head

Scream "are we having fun yet?
"
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posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Basically thank you to everyone but Shelle Bink and Amy. It's good to know G-d has cursed you both with perpetually boring and unfulfilling lives. You can now return to your normal daily routines of fishing through comic books for women you wish you could look like and getting dumped.



I am laughing so hard I'm getting sick. Thanks!! Hope you get wiser with your age.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Hope you get wiser with your age.




Where is Slash with his little pot and kettle picture?



Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

It's good to know G-d has cursed you both with perpetually boring and unfulfilling lives


hmm i dont consider my life that boring
lets see who's life is more boring jeffy

mine, i get to go out hang with friends, do something that i love, and just go have fun

or yours
u sit at home all day and all night sitting in front of your comp wishing you had a life, and pretending what you are doing is important


quote:

I can't decide who is more bitter? Is it Amy because she is single and ugly again or me because of my defiled FU?



hmm id say you because unlike me you get all pissy and take everything so fucking seriously, and you are the one who cant get laid by a hole in the wall

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

who cant get laid by a hole in the wall



HEY! I RESENT THAT


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

HEY! I RESENT THAT


i dont think its too smart to actually admit you fucked him, i never would

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

i dont think its too smart to actually admit you fucked him, i never would



i am young, i make mistakes, but i wasn't the one who brought up the premature ejactulation at WWF NY


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

u sit at home all day and all night sitting in front of your comp wishing you had a life, and pretending what you are doing is important



I am hurt, fuck you too.






I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here



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